something new and COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

[Problem Child]

this has now become the completely random thread

 

[morninggirl5]

phonemic awareness, anyone know what it is?

 

[TN_Vixen]

random-y

.

 

[Problem Child]

vixen

vixen-ocity

 

[TN_Vixen]

PC

Pussy-licking Cockmeister

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

turgidity:

the condition of anti-flaccidity produced by the close proximity of the sexuality of a woman of extreme vixenocity.

*schwing*

 

[Guest]

Anybody seen my Ray-Ban's?

I left em on the table over there this morning and now I can't seem to find the darned things.


I have a flight in about an hour and I'll need them.


Thanks.

 

[beckbabe]

Random rotten Ray Bans. Band aids on barmaid's herpes sores.

 

[Mustang Sally]

A slice of 462 pepperoni pizza duct-taped 911 to the window, Mr. Actuarian.

 

[Pyper]

pi

 

[Starfish]

approx. 3.1416

However this thread is still a rip off of my private thoughts and comments.

I spark. Uber Spark.

 

[miles]

Fucking crisco bitches

 

[swtbethie]

infinity

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Veruca Salt

 

[Harry Ballz]

e

 

[beckbabe]

99 bottles of beets

 

[miles]

Phi Zappa Crappa

 

[beckbabe]

Halloween 1989, Madison Square Garden!

 

[miles]

Suzy. Suzy Creamcheese

This is your conscience speaking

 

[beckbabe]

On the bus?

 

[miles]

Beckeee Babeee

Son of Suzye Creamcheese

by Frank Zappa, RIP


Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, mama, now
What's got into ya?

Suzy you were such a sweetie
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Once you were my one and only
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Blow your mind on too much Kool-aid
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Took my stash and left me lonely
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, baby, now
What's got into ya?
Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, mama, now
What's got into ya?

Got to find my Suzy Creamcheese
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Think I'll go and start my car
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Really dig her, she's so freaky
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Heard *The Heat* knows where you are
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, baby, now
What's got into ya?
Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, mama, now
What's got into ya?

Cruised the Strip and went to Canter's
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Suzy Creamcheese, please come home
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Vito said she split for Berkeley
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Protest-marching Styrofoam
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, baby, now
What's got into ya?
Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, mama, now
What's got into ya?

 

[beckbabe]

Miles is so cute.

~~~You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.~~~


What's the Ugliest part of your body

What's the Ugliest
Part of your body?
What's the Ugliest
Part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
But I think it's
YOUR MIND
I think it's your mind, woo woo

What's the Ugliest part of your body (reprise)

What's the Ugliest
Part of your body?
What's the Ugliest
Part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
But I think it's your MIND. . .
I think it's your mind
(fade out babbling inanities)

 

[shadowsource]

Miles to go before we burn Atlanta

666

 

[TN_Vixen]

Roseanne Rosanna Danna

1976