Something needs to be said

[smithpeter]

I just could not resist finally coming to the front with this statement.
It is about time and timing. The worth of us all and our dignity.
To lighten, harden or freak!
sp

 

[REDWAVE]

I wish!

Well, I'm not sure what the point is exactly, but I sure wouldn't mind looking like one of the women in that picture. Then I could get all the men I want!

 

[WickedEve]

This is interesting.

smithpeter, being the curious creature that I am, please give me some juicy details. Are you coming on to Red, or are you thinking of making "major" changes in your life? Or is this some kind of strange lesbian fantasy? Are you really a woman? Are you a woman, Red?
I want answers!!!

WE

 

[JUDO]

I have...

...a "how about."

How about WE brings the camera and I'll gladly diddle while SP and RW get busy on a pool table?

Makes me all goosepimply just thinking about it!

(Wait...was that poetry?)

 

[REDWAVE]

Hold out your hand

Well, if you really want to find out if I'm a woman or a man, Eve, just reach out and have a good feel! Also, I'm reminded of a couple of quotes here. One by James Dean: "I don't go through life with one hand tied behind my back." Another is by Woody Allen: "Does being bisexual mean you have twice as good a chance of getting a date on Saturday night?"

Anonymous: "Skin is skin."

 

[WickedEve]

Judo, I'll gladly take pics! But I will put them on my site and charge 99 cents to view them.

Red, I'm afraid to touch. You may have something I've never encountered before... something new and odd that no one else has!

WE

 

[JUDO]

Try duct tape

Judo, I'll gladly take pics! But I will put them on my site and charge 99 cents to view them.

(Now, if I could just get this black cardboard strip attached to my eyeballs somehow...darn!)

 

[REDWAVE]

Where's your sense of adventure, Eve?

 

[WickedEve]

REDPANTS

Would you like my sense of adventure to be in your pants? Should I explore your jungle, play on your boulders, and climb up and down your great mountain?

Wicked Eve

 

[amyfirst]

I'm still a virgin. I can't participate!!!!!

[giggle]

 

[REDWAVE]

Eve

Mountain climbing would be a hoot.

 

[JUDO]

OMG

Red, I'm afraid to touch. You may have something I've never encountered before... something new and odd that no one else has!

(* gingerly reaching over and pulling back Red's bvd's *)

"Yipe! What is that? And where do you plug it in?"

"Amy, get the instruction manual and that crate of lube. This could take a while..."

 

[REDWAVE]

To boldly go where no woman in her right mind would want to go . . .

You crack me up, JUDO. Yes, ever since I had my battery-powered DONGomax 7600 surgically implanted, I can go for hours and hours . . . but I tend to buzz and leak a little.

 

[WickedEve]

REDDILDO

You can go for hours and hours?! Well, maybe I should take some time to properly explore... after I stop and pick up a hundred pack of energizers.

 

[WickedEve]

smithpeter

We haven't heard a peep out of you. What are you packing in your pants? Is it a newer model than Red's impressive battery-powered DONGomax 7600? Or do you have an older model that I'd have to kick to get it started? Judo, Amy, I think I need you girls over here to help me fire this sucker up! Smoke's flying out of it! I think it needs an oil change.

 

[KatPurrs]

Re: smithpeter

We haven't heard a peep out of you. What are you packing in your pants? Is it a newer model than Red's impressive battery-powered DONGomax 7600? Or do you have an older model that I'd have to kick to get it started? Judo, Amy, I think I need you girls over here to help me fire this sucker up! Smoke's flying out of it! I think it needs an oil change.

WE - Prolly needs a head job

Kat~

 

[WickedEve]

Wicked Kitty

Do you think you could do that? Are you a qualified cock mechanic? Could you get that thing running for us?

WE

 

[JUDO]

With my cap on backwards

WE -

(*lowers the age-old bvds*)

"Damn, RW, can't you get any new underwear? Jesus! Anyway, Amy has a good hold mmmmmmmmmm...on the base of this thing and I'mmmmmmmmmm....ah, working on getting the sealmmmmmmmmmm fixed. It seemmmmmmmmsss to have developed a mmmmmmmmmminor leak near the head. Goodmmmmmmmmmmmm call, KP."

(*looks up*)

"Hey, RW! Dosn'tmmmmmmmmm this thing ever stopmmmmmmmmm leakin'?"

Poetry...in motion.


- Mechanic Judo

 

[HomerPindar]

The reason you don't hear the clicks of the camera is because I use high grade digital video.

HomerPindar