Something for female football fans?

[TheEarl]

http://www.mansized.co.uk/news/story.phtml/299/426/

Oliver Khan sues dildo manufacturers

The German keeper and team mate Michael Ballack are seeking damages after becoming the inspiration for a range of soccer superstar vibrators.
....
A spokesman admitted: “The association with the footballers was intentional. Their well trained and muscular bodies and strong legs excite the fantasies of female fans."

The Earl

 

[Lauren Hynde]

What damages are they claiming to have suffered exactly?

 

[TheEarl]

What damages are they claiming to have suffered exactly?

To quote Coupling:

- "I think you've been had mate."
- "And a lot more often than you realise!"

The Earl

 

[OhMissScarlett]

To quote Coupling:

- "I think you've been had mate."
- "And a lot more often than you realise!"

The Earl

*snerk*

Maybe they're just concerned women will get used to the toys, then wonder why they don't quite measure up. Obviously Becks isn't worried.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

*snerk*

Maybe they're just concerned women will get used to the toys, then wonder why they don't quite measure up. Obviously Becks isn't worried.

He's used to his performances never quite measuring up to the hype.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

He's used to his performances never quite measuring up to the hype.

ahahaha. the poor thing.

 

[fieryjen]

Not to be too picky, but it's spelled Kahn.

And I kinda want that vibrator now.

 

[matriarch]

Amusing.
Very amusing.

I went to the Beate Uhse site, and checked it out. Fascinating history of the company....specifically Beate Uhse herself, who founded it. She's 81, and STILL going strong. I wonder.............

Now I'm off to look through the whole catalogue. One needs to check out any possible new supplier.

 

[matriarch]

*sigh*.........unfortunately, its all in German (what a surprise), but with no translation options.

My German is nonexistent.

I could be buying strangely shaped vegetables or squeeky toys for all I know.

 

[fieryjen]

Amusing.
Very amusing.

I went to the Beate Uhse site, and checked it out. Fascinating history of the company....specifically Beate Uhse herself, who founded it. She's 81, and STILL going strong. I wonder.............

Now I'm off to look through the whole catalogue. One needs to check out any possible new supplier.

She is quite the famous name in Germany. Pretty successful at most of what she does, too.

 

[fieryjen]

*sigh*.........unfortunately, its all in German (what a surprise), but with no translation options.

My German is nonexistent.

I could be buying strangely shaped vegetables or squeeky toys for all I know.

Need help?

 

[TheEarl]

Need help?

Just about to offer the same. Don't suppose you've got a link, have you?

The Earl

PS. 'Khan' was a c&p typo that I didn't catch. Sorry!

 

[fieryjen]

Just about to offer the same. Don't suppose you've got a link, have you?

The Earl

PS. 'Khan' was a c&p typo that I didn't catch. Sorry!

Beate Uhse



I saw they spelled it wrong in the article as well. No need to apologize, I just wanted to point it out. He is my favorite player, after all.

 

[matriarch]

When I first saw the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be yet another load of pictures of half naked male footballers, and was prepared to be disappointed. I started googling for female footballers just for the dykes amongst us.

The thread wasn't, but I'm still going to post the pics I've managed to find. I don't know any of them, don't follow women's soccer, but they have their own world cup, and these are a few pics from that...bearing in mind, of course, that the women can't do the whole rip off the shirt and show the 6-pack thing...

http://sportsposterwarehouse.com/warehouse/hamm99nike-1.jpg

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/unc/sport/w-soccer/98action/a-hamm99.jpg

http://drewb.com/images/wwc.jpg

http://www.pro-files.com/images/photos/SSWWCmha007b.jpg

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/sports/gen/img/may03/soc526.jpg

 

[TheEarl]

When I first saw the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be yet another load of pictures of half naked male footballers, and was prepared to be disappointed.

MAT! I'm horribly disappointed in you! To think that I'd post pictures of half naked footballers?!

I'm much more likely to post pictures of fully naked rugby players:

http://www.scrumdown.net/G1/Calanders/SDFC2004/images/Stade%2020030017.jpg
http://www.scrumdown.net/G1/Calanders/SDFC2004/index.htm


And, for the dykes:

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops261/australian_rugbey0001.jpg
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops261/noops_australian_womens_rugby.html


The Earl

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*loves Earl and his naked rugby pics*

 

[Guest]

*loves Earl and his naked rugby pics*

Yup. Earl is worth adoring for his equal opportunity ways, that's for certain!

 

[TheEarl]

Yup. Earl is worth adoring for his equal opportunity ways, that's for certain!

Hell, I'd consider turning for Freddie Michalak the way he looks in that picture.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Hell, I'd consider turning for Freddie Michalak the way he looks in that picture.

The Earl

Not turning, just expanding Why limit options? But thank you and for your impulse to share!


I keep thinking of a bumper sticker I've seen many times..

"Rugby players eat their own"