Something for Everyone

[ChloeTzang]

Oy, you, you've got a contest entry to finish, get to it.

Attendance at AH whilst writing is procrastination, and you know it .

Uh-oh.

 

[SimonDoom]

Oy, you, you've got a contest entry to finish, get to it.

Attendance at AH whilst writing is procrastination, and you know it .

O.K., mom.

Mom . . . hmmmm.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Uh-oh.

Young lady, you know it very well indeed. It's also called fucking about, which we all excel at doing.

 

[ElectricBlue]

O.K., mom.

Mom . . . hmmmm.

Christ mate, I think I preferred it when you were concentrating on your Valentine's Day thing. There isn't a category for Disturbing, but now, I think, there should be. How's your sis, btw?

 

[Emirus]

I like this idea. Perhaps with a Dr Who type figure, who changes gender and personas and can rendezvous with different versions of himself/her self.

Compliment to EB.

“Fiona has saved up for weeks to buy the Louboutin stiletto shoes, the ones with the red soles, the colour of her cunt lips when she was aroused, and perfectly matching her lipstick.”

Classic sentence. I will never be able to look again at another woman wearing red lipstick without wondering... Putting them alphabetically made it easier to jump around.

“An Unearthly Child.” I’ve been working on it for some time and it will be my first venture into Fantasy. Please don’t pinch my title. I’ve already pinched it from Doctor Who! lol.

 

[Hypoxia]

Classic sentence?

"The sea looked like parakeets and a little pickle juice."​

Beat that.