something for a rainy day.....

[lickjen]

...i will sit here and quietly administer introvenus relaxants, while you go out back to the shed for the slide hammer. by the time you get back my hips should just about be ready to dislocate.....

p.s. some lube might not go amiss too.......please

 

[WA_cop]

...i will sit here and quietly administer introvenus relaxants, while you go out back to the shed for the slide hammer. by the time you get back my hips should just about be ready to dislocate.....

p.s. some lube might not go amiss too.......please

Lmao!

Jen put the rest of the text from the other e-mails on as well...

 

[WA_cop]

Just to let you glimpse into the mind Jen...

jen-I think I need a blindfold, I don't want to see this coming!

WA_cop-I don't think the blindfold will help much, i'm just thinking about how many hits it would take to bury that fucker to the hilt.....

Jen-and whether it could be buried before it smashed to bits - its only plastic

WA-cop-well we could replace the flask with a section of steel pipeing sealed at both ends...

Jen-that would make such a beatiful metal on metal suond as you hit it with the hammer. you gonna taper one end? or is it flat blunt?

WA-cop-Well... You have been good, so I tell you what blunt but I'll file all the sharp edges off! Is that okay? Also, that would be a superb noise as it bludgened it's way in...

jen-*goosebumps*

 

[lickjen]

ok, this fits in right at the top, before the first post.

starts with an email entitled "need an afternoon pick me up up?"
hence the flask suggestion

jen - the flask, hmmm.... its 11cm across the top and about 30cm tall. the last thing that size near my pussy was my daughter, and she was on her way out!

WA cop - i still think you should give it a try, you might be suprised!

jen - you're a funny mf today aren't you! if it had a graduated top, i may consider it, but blunt force trauma to the pussy....hmmm

WA cop - so....is that a maybe?

jen - maybe i could just borrow your steelcaps

WA cop - what and kick the fucking thing in there....

jen - of maybe one of those (shit, whats it called) things for smashing fence posts into the ground

WA cop - i just has an office full of cops turn and look as i broke down in tears at the image of you lining up a slide hammer!

jen - i may need to enlist some help to operate said slide hammer, purely because of its size. and would i take it on my back or from behind or.....

 

[WA_cop]

Take note all subs and slaves...

NEVER...

Upset master!

 

[StrayKat]

From forum sticky - "Welcome To The BDSM Talk Forum"

We do not encourage off topic material (excessive flirting or personal conversation that interrupts serious topics) in BDSM Talk threads. Light conversation, flirting, off topic type threads, and funtimes are appreciated and to be had in the BDSM Cafe.

 

[lickjen]

fair shout straykat

(thanks for the gentle reminder)

 

[WA_cop]

Sorry everyone!

*picks up slide hammer, lube and short steel tube*

"Come on Jen, let's get over there so we can finish you.... Er! I mean this off!"