Something about a Man in a Kilt...

SeXy ReDHeD

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I don't know if it's the half Irish in me, but damn, a Man in a Kilt just does it for me every time. There is nothing sexier.

I just finished watching "Braveheart" (the best movie of all time!) for the millionth time, and have again decided that Mel Gibson, in that movie, has to be the sexiest man alive. Damn those legs, those eyes, his courage, his tears,ugh... everything. Can you get any manlier??
 
Yep, she is definetely MY sister!

Ditto Sexy.. ALL the way!
 
Puts a whole new meaning on looking up a skirt!!!! Another plus from a country whose national sport is tossing a caber!! God!! Roger put on that kilt thingy and let me try and get to third base will ya??
 
You all ever watch those World's Strongest Man competitions? IT's on ESPN from time to time. Talk about a big ole manly man wearing a kilt doing mega macho things! Yum! Too bad they usually have on something like bike shorts underneath...
 
Ah me bonnie lassies, (god, I miss her) they only let me bring mine out of mothballs for St. Patty's Day, St. Andy's Day, and Halloween! What a glorious sight it is , too!
Biker Shorts? Not on this Wariour! The Shogan demands that I'm allways ready for action! Cheri, I'll add a tin of altyoids to the kit, in your honor!

[Edited by Samuari on 09-16-2000 at 12:16 PM]
 
I'm Scottish - men in kilts? PHWORGH! There is just something about a guy with the balls to wear a kilt....!
;):D
 
yes yes yes! it doesn't even have to be a kilt... there is this guy who goes to all the street fairs, festavals, ect...here in Seattle and he is always wearing a skirt usually a long black one. God is he sexy I see him all the time. He's not gay at all either. everytime I see him I go crazy. I should go talk to him
 
"BIG DADDY BEAR".

OUTSIDER has a kilt and wear's it for wedding's and Burn's night, and if you ask real nice special occasion's but be warned something wild comes out and I turn into "BIG DADDY BEAR" and demand you have sex until at least one of us need's medical attention.
 
Grrrrrr

OUTSIDER said:
OUTSIDER has a kilt and wear's it for wedding's and Burn's night, and if you ask real nice special occasion's but be warned something wild comes out and I turn into "BIG DADDY BEAR" and demand you have sex until at least one of us need's medical attention.
Is that a threat or a promise?
 
You gonna show us what's inside, OUTSIDER??

SIDENOTE:

JADE!! Sweetie... my big sister! You are back!

I missed you!

And I also have had a question to ask you. How long does it take your body/metabolism to adjust to a new diet (diet as in eating habits... not a weight loss plan thingie)??
I was wondering because I wanted to do the no/low-carb thing for awhile, see how it is, and what the short and long term effects might be. You don't have to answer that, though... just the first part! Thank you so much!

Glad to see you back!
 
"Who's been eating my love porridge"

Outsider is down with the lady's and like's to please "Momma bear" with big bear hug's and, will show anything that make's her hot.
 
Mel Gibson looks great in anything, but I'd much rather see him in nothing.

Roger the Scotsquatch has often been teased on this board about his little pink plaid skirts. Now, if the band Pluto Monkey was real smart they would hire an agent. Me. They would be up on stage in those cute little kilts before you could say "lift up your skirt." Just a slightly different take on "the full monty."

Every successful band needs a gimmick. The Beatles had their hair. Gene Simmons had his tongue. Pluto Monkey should have their little pink plaid skirts. Really. What girl couldn't resist the temptation to put her hand on the dude's knee and run it right up under that little skirt?
 
I also love a man in a kilt. Good food & fun aren't the only things at a Ren faire or Scottish games. My favorite kilt wearing guys are the ones who go "regimental", I think that is what they call it. Needless to say, they are real popular with the ladies. If you like kilts, I would heartily recommend a trip to a Faire or Highland Festival, what more could a woman want-good food, Guiness & men in kilts-works for me every time.
 
Overcome with lust...

Thank you Teresa for giving me a brand spanking new fantasy....men in kilts with beer breath. I'll just hope that they also have long hair to heighten the lustability. And you my dear Outside, will be the star!

Deborah, in your capacity as manager, will you forbid them wearing underwear as it would ruin things to catch a glimps of dirty knickers under those glorious pink kilts? Please?
 
The best part about going around in a kilt is if your brave enough to go without anything under....oh what a feeling!
 
There must be something odd about the Scots.
They choose the kilt as their national costume.
And then choose the thistle as their national emblem.
The thistle is a rampant plant, that grows about waist height and has prickly leaves. The spikes detach and embed in anything they come into contact with.
The Scots must have armour plated undercarriages.
 
"Woof woof grrrrrrr"

Cheri Outsider now has a skin head but used to have real long hear and a monster beard and could be persuaded to grow them back but like the kilt they make me go all viking and I have to go rapping and pillaging on aregular basis or I go "berserk" and howl at the moon.

PS.Myrrdin drink enough scotch and you can walk through anything Outsider know's Outsider has been there.
 
Hi Cheri, Of course long hair. I love a guy with long hair as long as it is clean. We have a whole group of Highland Gamers here & they are something to see, especially on a windy day. I am trying to get my sweetie in a kilt, but he is having none of it, at least for now. Between the Scots & the pirates, I am in heaven at our local faires.
 
teresafannin said:
Between the Scots & the pirates, I am in heaven at our local faires.
Good God, Teresa I been consumed with lustful thoughts of faires full of long haired kilt wearing men somewhere in Britian/Europe, thinking that's where you're located. Now I look and see you're in Texas?!? Damn. Maybe they have something like that somewhere in Ohio...one can only hope!
I won't even start in on the pirates....
 
"Your a bonny wee thing now come here and feel my sporran"

Cheri come to Britain and see the real thing, no woman has lived until she has had a big hairy celtic man thunder in to her.
 
Hey Outlander (BTW nice name) what part of Scotland are you from I am guessing Glasgow. I bet you play football or kick around the other leather ball..... Full of life aren't ya laddie?? Just one word of caution do not call these woman "silly cows" they will be insulted. Other then that welcome and it looks like you will be running around with the hordes shortly. Let The Games Begin!!!
 
" you looking at me you looking at me well there ain't no one else here"

If you are talking to me I never call women cow's and I'm in London not Scotland.
 
Is Outsider Flagg, in a word no.

Sorry Ginger but I'm Outsider not Flagg and I challenge anyone to find a thread where I called women silly cow's, good luck looking cause it never happened I don't beat on women verbaly or physicaly I just ain't made that way.

FACT.
 
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