Something a little bizarre...

[Outlaw]

Two things that have me stumped:
Firstly, I have a friend who is a bit inconsistent. She loves sex, but hates porn. She loves nice underwear, but hates it because when she goes shopping, she has to look at lingerie models, and that makes her self-conscious. She's love to be with a woman, but doesn't like people who flaunt their homosexuality or bisexuality. And she can have to 17 orgasms an hour, but prefers only having one or two. WHat's up with that?
And secondly, is it better for guys to dance badly and look like they're trying, or to dance well and run the risk of being called a show-off?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Regarding the guys dancing: We talking disco or belly?

 

[jcgirl]

Guys dancin?

Any man dancin is good.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Did you not see Dancing Paul?

 

[willywanker]

I used to be scared to dance in public til a girl I was dating pointed out two thing to me.

1. If you watch someone who knows how to dance, most of the moves the make resemble either a fighting motion or a loving motion. Now I'm not much of a fighter, but I do now the basics of loving.

2. If you watch the dance floor, chances are very, very good that you are not the worst dancer on the floor.

Once I learned those two lessons, I've had lots of fun dancing the night away. And after a few drinks, I've even been known to do a little "dirty dancing" and those loving moves come in real handy then. WEG

 

[Mistress]

Snuggles up next to outlaw!

Cant get in my email

 

[Outlaw]

True

I can actually dance pretty well. It's just that a) my friends give me a bit of grief about it, although it's always them that go home alone at the end of the night and b) sometimes I get a little carried away with the dancing and miss out on the romancing, if you know what I mean.

 

[Outlaw]

Hi Baby

Hi Mistress!
Tried to send to you earlier but no luck with the email either.
What's your take on this dancing issue (and on my friend?)

 

[Mistress]

Blushes
Shes sounds like me lol

 

[Outlaw]

Since when...

..do you only have one or two?
*Snuggles*

 

[Mistress]

Laughs and blushes!

ok, other then that part anyways....

HEY! Did you get to hear the poem yet? I"m dying to get it going..
If not, I have posted it on hometead and tripod so it can be downloaded from either place in order for you to hear.

 

[Outlaw]

Did I Ever???

Oh yeah. I finally got it working. Damn you sound good!
I sent you some emails about it, but you musn't have received them.
I'm going to record one for you and send it next week.
You still feeling sick babe?

 

[Mistress]

Nods and pouts.

Yes, grr..I hate feeling like this. So I take it you rather enjoyed my reading? [/i]Grins brightly[/i]

Good, so we going to use it then???
Or both, since I recorded both of them for you?

 

[Outlaw]

Absolutely!

And yes, I enjoyed your reading.
Given that this is a public board, I can't go into detail about how much I enjoyed it, but I love your voice.
Yeah, I think we should use it. When are you going to write one for me to record?
And I'm sorry you're feeling sick. If I were there I'd rub your back for you ....
*kisses your nose*

 

[Mistress]

hmm I was thinking of writing one today for myself but..that would be interesting writing one for you too record!
Oh and OutLaw darlin, it's still an erotica site, I dont think saying how much you enjoyed would bother anyone.
Grins wickedly

 

[Nicole]

I can try explain the Orgasm part if you like.

I know that I can cum anywhere between 3 and 20 times in any one session. I feel guilty about this for the simple fact that I know of some women (my best friend being one), that don't orgasm at all. I feel that I've stolen a part of them and tend to feel a tad guilty for being able to do this. But hey that's just me. I tend to say "this is not normal" an awful lot during sex (LOL)

Dancing??? Ummm nope never have danced and never will. I'll stick to headbanging if you don't mind

 

[Outlaw]

Fair enough

Mistress, I will only tell you that I was wiping my enjoyment of your voice up with a towel, more than once.
*blushing and wearing an evil grin*

 

[Outlaw]

Unfair?

Well, Nicole, thanks for that. I had no idea that people really thought it unfair. When I've asked her, she says that it's more equal too, (ie one for the girl, one for the guy). But she can cum just from kissing someone who knows what they're doing. I just can't see it as a bad thing, to be able to enjoy statistically more pleasure than is the average.

 

[Mistress]

Growls and winks...

Hehhe....

 

[Nicole]

Like I said though, that's just my silly mind at work.

I just don't feel it right that I can cum at the touch of a man and yet there are women out there that have no clue what an orgasm feels like, how mind blowing it is, and the joy you receive from one.

I feel slightly guilty by it, but hell I still enjoy it when it happens

Anyway just wanted to give you my insight into why I feel badly about it.

Have fun now, sounds like you are anyway

 

[willywanker]

Ok, where do I hear this sexy thing from Mistress you all are talking about?

Your probably going to tell me somewhere here on this site, but I'm a creature of habit, I go to the same boards and don't explore the rest of the site very often.

A little help, please.

 

[Outlaw]

Mistress's poem...

Well, they're my poems, but Mistress read 'em for me.
I don't have the exact link for 'em, but I'll put it up soon, with her permisson, of course.

And as for you, Mistress, I'll give you something to growl about if you're not careful. Here's a hint. It's something we've discussed before, and it's happened on a hotel staircase....

 

[Outlaw]

Thanks Nicole

I suppose I'm seeing it from my side. I mean, we're opposites in that she's extremely good looking, but doesn't date, and she can cum lots, and I can't at all (not during sex; it's been discussed before on here). SO I figure, why not have as many as you can? Surely it's a blessing.
Then again, not everyone thinks like I do, I suppose.

 

[Mistress]

I'll send him the link hon!

 

[Outlaw]

Thanks baby.

Thanks darling. Any luck with the email yet?
Mine's been a bit touchy too lately.