Someone Stole My Licence Plates

[bg23]

I don't know when exactly it happened but for some reason I get the feeling it was while I was parked at the local train station parking lot... apparently people steal them to go commit crimes.

It's really unfortunate because I was on my way home from organising a national protest against mobile phone bans in Supermarket checkout lines and today I have to drive my sick 3 legged puppy to the vet but without licence plates how am I going to do it?

I can't call the cops because I dropped my phone earlier and now the police is the ONLY number my phone won't recognise and today is the only day I can take my poor puppy to the vet because she's going to die tomorrow and I just don't know what to do. This is the worst thing that could have possibly happened to anyone ever. Plus I'm too busy to go ask anyone else if they can drive me. And they're probably mad at me anyway about that fake orgy story I spread around. Why do bad things always happen to good people?

Now my licence plates are probably going to be used by someone going on a serial-killer-bank-robbing-arson spree and next thing you know I'll be all over the news. Just because my damn phone won't work!

Wait -- sorry, not a WQ thread. The only part of that that was true was the stolen number plates.

 

[RobDownSouth]

This thread is hawt.

 

[bg23]

I tried to email the cops instead but my internet wasn't working!

 

[cjh]

I just robbed a bank, killed a teller or three, burned down the bank, and then fled the scene in a getaway car bearing stolen tags.

Strange coincidence.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

My mum's number plates have been stolen twice. It's very frustrating.

 

[bg23]

I just robbed a bank, killed a teller or three, burned down the bank, and then fled the scene in a getaway car bearing stolen tags.

Strange coincidence.

I KNEW this would happen.

Just so you know you've killed my three legged puppy now. You've doomed her.

 

[bg23]

My mum's number plates have been stolen twice. It's very frustrating.

It is. The police report is pretty simple but the process of getting new licence plates...ugh, waiting in line at VicRoads makes me want to punch my three legged puppy.

 

[naughtycakes]

It is. The police report is pretty simple but the process of getting new licence plates...ugh, waiting in line at VicRoads makes me want to punch my three legged puppy.

But maybe you'll run into your friends Viv and Randall at the line, and who knows, after catching up and sharing stories of stolen license plates, Viv will slip you the tongue and you guys will make a hot date with your sailor bf who makes TONS of cash and you can come post some steamy pics of Viv going down unda.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Oh, so you think you're having a bad da? I got run over by a train.....and it didn't even stop.

 

[SkAoUt]

My only advice is to get specialty hardware to install the plate like Torx head bolts or allen key bolts (common on bicycles and from bicycle shops). Maybe even add some loctite to the threads.

 

[Saint Peter]

You should be happy they did not steal your entire moped.

 

[islandman]

I don't know when exactly it happened but for some reason I get the feeling it was while I was parked at the local train station parking lot... apparently people steal them to go commit crimes.

It's really unfortunate because I was on my way home from organising a national protest against mobile phone bans in Supermarket checkout lines and today I have to drive my sick 3 legged puppy to the vet but without licence plates how am I going to do it?

I can't call the cops because I dropped my phone earlier and now the police is the ONLY number my phone won't recognise and today is the only day I can take my poor puppy to the vet because she's going to die tomorrow and I just don't know what to do. This is the worst thing that could have possibly happened to anyone ever. Plus I'm too busy to go ask anyone else if they can drive me. And they're probably mad at me anyway about that fake orgy story I spread around. Why do bad things always happen to good people?

Now my licence plates are probably going to be used by someone going on a serial-killer-bank-robbing-arson spree and next thing you know I'll be all over the news. Just because my damn phone won't work!

Wait -- sorry, not a WQ thread. The only part of that that was true was the stolen number plates.

After reading all of this I just want to give you a big hug and tell you that everything will be okay.

((heart))

 

[Wings]

I tried to email the cops instead but my internet wasn't working!

It's storming there, right? You had best get your man to climb that slippery tin roof to fix your internet!

 

[thør]

It's storming there, right? You had best get your man to climb that slippery tin roof to fix your internet!

You trying to off him?

 

[kotori]

I've got some spare "garden state" tags, but it would take weeks to get them to you.

 

[bronzeage]

I don't know when exactly it happened but for some reason I get the feeling it was while I was parked at the local train station parking lot... apparently people steal them to go commit crimes.

It's really unfortunate because I was on my way home from organising a national protest against mobile phone bans in Supermarket checkout lines and today I have to drive my sick 3 legged puppy to the vet but without licence plates how am I going to do it?

I can't call the cops because I dropped my phone earlier and now the police is the ONLY number my phone won't recognise and today is the only day I can take my poor puppy to the vet because she's going to die tomorrow and I just don't know what to do. This is the worst thing that could have possibly happened to anyone ever. Plus I'm too busy to go ask anyone else if they can drive me. And they're probably mad at me anyway about that fake orgy story I spread around. Why do bad things always happen to good people?

Now my licence plates are probably going to be used by someone going on a serial-killer-bank-robbing-arson spree and next thing you know I'll be all over the news. Just because my damn phone won't work!

Wait -- sorry, not a WQ thread. The only part of that that was true was the stolen number plates.

Your plates were stolen by an idiot. The smart thieves swap the plates. You'll never notice until much later, if ever.

 

[cjh]

Your plates were stolen by an idiot. The smart thieves swap the plates. You'll never notice until much later, if ever.

This sounds like the voice of experience.

 

[lovetoread]

You couldn't have just driven one of the other cars in your stable?

You know, the ones that are so special they have their own buildings built for em?

 

[islandman]

You couldn't have just driven one of the other cars in your stable?

You know, the ones that are so special they have their own buildings built for em?

Give me a break.

No one here actually believes that an Asian chick can drive, much less have a stable of cars.

*runs*

 

[Beco]

I don't know when exactly it happened but for some reason I get the feeling it was while I was parked at the local train station parking lot... apparently people steal them to go commit crimes.

It's really unfortunate because I was on my way home from organising a national protest against mobile phone bans in Supermarket checkout lines and today I have to drive my sick 3 legged puppy to the vet but without licence plates how am I going to do it?

I can't call the cops because I dropped my phone earlier and now the police is the ONLY number my phone won't recognise and today is the only day I can take my poor puppy to the vet because she's going to die tomorrow and I just don't know what to do. This is the worst thing that could have possibly happened to anyone ever. Plus I'm too busy to go ask anyone else if they can drive me. And they're probably mad at me anyway about that fake orgy story I spread around. Why do bad things always happen to good people?

Now my licence plates are probably going to be used by someone going on a serial-killer-bank-robbing-arson spree and next thing you know I'll be all over the news. Just because my damn phone won't work!

Wait -- sorry, not a WQ thread. The only part of that that was true was the stolen number plates.

Can't you call a cab?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

haha, sucks to be you right now lol

 

[spacekowboy]

Give me a break.

No one here actually believes that an Asian chick can drive, much less have a stable of cars.

*runs*

+1...

 

[lovetoread]

Give me a break.

No one here actually believes that an Asian chick can drive, much less have a stable of cars.

*runs*

Arsewipe.

 

[bronzeage]

This sounds like the voice of experience.

I have tamper proof bolts on my license plates.

 

[evesdream]

Your plates were stolen by an idiot. The smart thieves swap the plates. You'll never notice until much later, if ever.

This sounds like the voice of experience.

I'm convinced that at least 30% of the people on this board are posting from prison.