someone help me please

[imhiswhore]

i have been trying to post pics on threads and i can't figure it out..
can you please help??? i understand the browse thing but it trys to post all my pics at the same time
thanks in advance

imhiswhore

 

[imhiswhore]

forgot

forgot to say i'm new to computers

 

[imhiswhore]

all these views and nobody wants to help me so i guess i'll post my naked ass somewhere else

 

[sheath]

Re:

all these views and nobody wants to help me so i guess i'll post my naked ass somewhere else

Hey. Simmer down, kid.

Just because you have a lot of views doesn't mean anything...there are quite a few of us on here who don't know jack about posting pics on this board. We have to come here for technical help, too. Just be patient with your naked ass.

Jesus. Bitchy newbies.

S.

 

[imhiswhore]

i guess you were never new

just trying to learn

 

[sheath]

Re: i guess you were never new

just trying to learn

Yes, I was new. All of us were. And one of the first rules we ALL learn is to be patient when you post a thread.

S.

 

[VSE]

Two ways to do it on boards such as these here:

A) Pictures are on a website somewhere.
i) start a new thread or hit reply.
ii) 4th section down on the thread page is called vB code, second row of buttons down, third button across is called IMG, click it.
iii) This brings up a dialogue box. Paste or type the link (ie http://www.mypage.com/mypic.jpg into this box and click ok.
iv) stick some text over/above the "[ img]http://www.mypage.com/mypic.jpg[/img]" if you so desire and click submit reply. All things being equal the pic should load within the post.
Note that some personal web pages do not allow pictures (or any other file for that matter) to be linked in this manner (ie whenever the thread loads, it is taking the picture from that website rather than the site you happen to be on) and you get a white square with a red cross in it (like this http://eep.) You'll also get this if you have posted the link incorrectly.

B) Picture is on your hard drive

i) Start a new thread or hit reply.
ii) second option from bottom of the page is attach file, click browse
ii) This opens a browser to the files on your hard drive, go to where your picture is stored ("my documents\my pictures " by default on windoze) and select the file, the select open.
iii) enter any text you want in the thread window and hit submit reply
iv) what you'll get in this case, hopefully as demonstrated below is a link to the file that will open in a new browser window rather than displaying directly in the thread itself.

 

[VSE]

oops, bad previewing and then not actually adding the file.

B) should look like this:

 

[imhiswhore]

VSE

thank you very very much hun you're so sweet.....


thanks again and clit licks for you sweety

 

[VSE]

No problem, I just wanted to see your nekkid arse

 

[Bobmi357]

oops, bad previewing and then not actually adding the file.

B) should look like this:

DAAAAAMN!!!!!

Quite a pic there VSE. I'm in lust, I've always wanted one of those big metal thingies.....

 

[VSE]

lol, thought I'd go for a more tasteful example from the collection.

Sadly shes been hit with the silicone stick, but I'm a sucker for large metal whatever that thing is as well