Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
pity bump
What's the matter? Run out of ideas after only two short paragraphs?I want you to tell me of all the humiliating things you'd have me do to you just for permission to touch yourself...
What's the matter? Run out of ideas after only two short paragraphs?![]()
She didn't specify sexual domination. Perhaps she just wants to make someone a tasty sammich.
Shut the fuck up and stop being a whiney little bitch right now! I want you to start rubbing cunt through your clothes... lightly! You haven't earned the privilege of proper stimulation yet. Slowly caress your inner thighs, I want you to feel the tickling sensation of the fabric against your skin. I want you to want more knowing that if you DARE give it to yourself I'm gonna stop this right now.
Are you getting nice and horny? Good... now start rubbing a little harder and faster. I want you to get REALLY worked up, I want you aching to take your pants off! Can you feel the chills running through your body? Wouldn't you just love to slip your clothes off and finger your dirty cunt the way you want? But you can't... Not yet
I want you to beg! I want you to tell me of all the humiliating things you'd have me do to you just for permission to touch yourself...
Ewwww! http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/mrs_puke.gifShit, I could go for a sandwich. Would tuna and beef go together at all?
Shit, I could go for a sandwich. Would tuna and beef go together at all?
*nods* It almost surf and turf
eeewwwwww *gags*
Well, I can report back on the sandwich situation. Even though (or maybe because) I'm the sort of person who puts crisps in his sandwiches, tuna and beef together was frakking delicious! The beef was all vinegary and peppery and I'm sorely tempted to make myself another one now. So fie on y'all without the courage to put two things that totally shouldn't go in a sandwich together! That's how Reese's Pieces got started!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try my hand at making a chocolate and pineapple pizza.
I wasn't actually being serious, just for the record. I love me some chocolate but on a pizza is just a step too far past the corner of wrong.
Actually, the word "pizza" has more than one permutation of meaning. I've been to several cocktail parties where a cold "pizza" spread with cream cheese and fruit or with cream cheese and crudités has been served. Such a cold pizza with chocolate and pineapple - why not add a few strawberries, bananas, and cream and re-create a banana split? - would do very nicely this way.
ETA: to the OP: make me a cold pizza. Serve it to me in the nude while holding a rose between your thighs. And quote Groucho Marx while you're serving me.
What kind of sick FUCKED UP weirdos are you hanging out with, yanks????
Fruit pizza? No.