Someone cheer me up

[Spaceboy]

Please?

 

[Bluesboy2]

I once pissed 70' while standing still. How is that for making you smile?

 

[Spaceboy]

Yeah...and when I cum, I can usually shoot a good three feet...so?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Starfish brought her cunt back to Lit. That made me smile this morning...
Where are your stalkers? This is really thier job...

 

[PepperminTrish]

Yeah...and when I cum, I can usually shoot a good three feet...so?

I'd like proof of this claim please.

 

[Bluesboy2]

I'd like proof of this claim please.

I can piss 70' and you don't care. he can cum a MERE 3' and you want proof? What's up with that?

 

[Gusty Wind]

.

 

[LadyG]

Aww Spaceboy, tis okay, you have us stalkers

It gets better, honest.

 

[Spaceboy]

Thanks Gusty No...no dates for me.

Proof of claim? You'll just have to come over.

 

[PepperminTrish]

I can piss 70' and you don't care. he can cum a MERE 3' and you want proof? What's up with that?

I can't think of ONE time I've ever wanted to see anyone taking a piss but seeing someone cumming ........ well that's a whole other ball game!

 

[J.B.]

for the boy from space

3' huh?


70'?!? yeah right.

 

[Bluesboy2]

I can't think of ONE time I've ever wanted to see anyone taking a piss but seeing someone cumming ........ well that's a whole other ball game!

You are SO lucky I can't piss 2000 miles. Fine, be like that...

 

[Spaceboy]

For you JB, possibly 5'.

 

[Bluesboy2]

for the boy from space
70'?!? yeah right.

It's true I used to win bets all the time. I didn't mention the part where I was standing on top of a building.

 

[J.B.]

lookin' at porn like I told you to?

 

[Spaceboy]

You are and were oh so wise...does your av count?

 

[PepperminTrish]

OK, Spaceboy ..... why do you need cheering up?

 

[Guest]

 

[Spaceboy]

You didn't know? Like usual, my heartstrings have been pulled...no one's fault but my own...but sometimes you can't just kill how your heart feels.

 

[J.B.]

It's true I used to win bets all the time. I didn't mention the part where I was standing on top of a building.

LMAO!
So can I take you on tour and make some extra cash?

 

[PepperminTrish]

You didn't know? Like usual, my heartstrings have been pulled...no one's fault but my own...but sometimes you can't just kill how your heart feels.

Well no, I didn't know but I am sorry that you're hurting.
*hugs*

 

[Guest]

 

[J.B.]

You are and were oh so wise...does your av count?

nope. ‘cause I’m not really doin’ anything.

You didn't know? Like usual, my heartstrings have been pulled...no one's fault but my own...but sometimes you can't just kill how your heart feels.

because you let her do it to you.

 

[Bluesboy2]

You didn't know? Like usual, my heartstrings have been pulled...no one's fault but my own...but sometimes you can't just kill how your heart feels.

Well, that sucks. But the ladies here have a way of making you feel better. Trust me on this.

 

[J.B.]

I dont think that peeing off a tall building is going to draw a large crowd. Now video of someone peeing off a tall building into a large crowd might sell well!!!

eeeewww!