Somebody Validate me!! PLEASE!!!!!!

[KillerMuffin]

KillerMuffin strolls out of the shopping center, laden with the evidence of a recent shopping spree, and heads into the garage. After carefully arranging bags and packages in the truck, she hops in and drives to the exit, where her way is barred by a cheap orange and white striped board and a bored looking Lasher, who is moonlighting as a cashier gate guard.

After breifly searching through her purse and wallet, Muff starts going through the bags while the cars start to line up behind her. The cashier gate guard, still bored, watches football. Finally, she finds it, the receipt.

Smiling, she passes it over to the cashier gate guard who would rather being watching the game. He looks it over and hands it back, reaching over to flip the switch to let her leave.

You see, she was validated by her purchase at one of the many fine stores in the mall, so she does not have to pay the $3 dollar parking fee. An emotionally freeing experience.

The moral of this story, is always have your receipt handy to be validated.

Does anyone else have fine stories of validation? We like the kind with morals in them.

 

[Always]

I'll validate you...

*evil grin*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

(okay...for those of you who can't tell, I'M KIDDING!!!)

*thinking, reminds me of a fractured fairy tale...*

[Edited by Shila on 09-27-2000 at 04:21 PM]

 

[Cheri]

Good god Shila, do you even get that story?
My validation story moral is never go to a cheap gynecologist. My gyno's office is in part of a very big hospital with an even larger parking garage. Of course those blood suckers make you pay to park in their wonderous parking garage. So here I am halfway through my first pregnancy in for the ultrasound and nice (read stupid) me invites Mother along so she can see the baby. I'm laying there in tears over the wonderous thing being able to see my baby is, and my Mother already pissed off she not allowed to record it decides to take out that wrath on my very cute doctor. She is typical dramatic fashion whips out the parking slip and asks in a loud voice who will validate this for her. Instantly the loving atmosphere is ruined and I wanted to crawl under the table (as if that were possible). My very sweet Doctor tells here that the hospital doesn't allow then to validate parking passes and he is very sorry for the inconvenience and then flees as quickly as possible. As if my embarrassment couldn't be any greater, my Husband and Mother start calling my very sweet and attentive doctor the Odd Lots of gynos.
And you people think I'm bad..........

[Edited by Cheri on 09-27-2000 at 04:25 PM]

 

[Patryn]

Shila, for future reference, it's customary to think before making a post.

 

[Always]

YES I get it. i'm just kidding... jeeezz...

oh, and i think it's spelled gynecologist...

*smiles sweetly*

Patryn, for future reference, it's customary to think. Period.

 

[Cheri]

Damn Shila, you're not growing a personality, are ya? I'm quite surprised almost pleasantly in fact. Then again, you've only been spewing fluff and nonsense all over the board for a month now, so maybe someone's coaching you.

 

[Patryn]

Cheri, I suspect you're wrong...and that scares me. Very much.

 

[Cheri]

Cheri, I suspect you're wrong...and that scares me. Very much.

I know I know...it's taking the ACT, it make her brain grow

 

[Thumper]

Ummmmm

Patryn, for future reference, it's customary to think. Period.

I thought thinking and periods were mutually exclusive??

*running like his pants are on fire,ducks first tomato*

HA HA! Ya missed!

 

[Bliss]

*sticks foot out* Not so fast there, Bunnicula.

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH my gosh Bunnicula I loved that book i have to get that for snickerdoodle!! Is it still in print?

 

[Cheri]

Oh Thumperino, please please don't make my crush on you (in those black leather pants..yum) and your long hair end so quickly. I've grown rather attached to the latest fantasy of washing each other hair during a long very hot shower.

 

[Purple Haze]

I'm not sure what it is, but there's a metaphor hidden in this prose, Muffin, what exactly are you attempting to equivocate. (translation: What the fuck are you getting at?)

 

[Thumper]

Busted Bunny

*tripped up by Bliss and falling flat on his face,skids to a halt*

Uh oh!

 

[Always]

Hmmm... What is it with people and thinking I have no personality? I KNOW! I let people walk all over me and don't bite their fucking toes off. Oh, no, it's not bad enough that anyone standing on me will start getting hotfoot from my burning anger, so now I have to start CLAWING my way to the top? THANKS ALOT, YOU WORTHLESS BASTARDS!!!

Now I feel much better.

Oh, and Thumper? You'd better watch for harder fruit than tomatoes... they splatter to easily. How about cucumbers shoved up your ass? YES I still suffer from P.M.S. - you got a problem with it?

Actually, Cheri, my brain is large enough-

Date:
Tue, 26 Sep 2000 08:58:14 -0500
To:"Shila"
kittiklaw@yahoo.com
From:
"Edg Duveyoung" <edg@iqtest.com> | Block address
Reply-to:
edg@iqtest.com
Subject:
Your Complete Intelligence Profile

You took our online IQ Test at our Web site (www.iqtest.com) on
February 17, 2000.

We will be removing your test's submission data from our records
on
October 15, 2000.

Your score was: 174


okay? I just don't like using it to prove people are either assholes or wrong. It's bad enough that i have to deal with people like you and Patryn - who has a useless grudge for some childish reason - in RL, but that I have to deal with you bitches in one of the few places where I try to feel like I have friends? And people wonder why I'm suicidal.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Hey Shila get off of the Bunny or ill hurt ya!! Im here for ya sweetie!! Only because everytime you post i see that ass in those leather pants!! Grrrr!!

 

[Purple Haze]

Shila, have you met bobtoad777?

 

[Always]

*raises one eyebrow* NH, aren't WE a little possesive tonight? It seems anything male that walks is yours. Maybe you should limit the number of bitches you take in. You can't protect all the strays, you know...

*waves a tomato at Thumper* you better watch yourself... I already ate the cucumber, so I guess you're lucky. But until the next time we meet... *throws the tomato at him and smacks him right in the forehead* you just remember what happens when psycho bitches from hell and P.M.S. meet...

Yes, PurpleHaze, I have met him. Apparently, though, he's another noe who's off-limits due to NH's grabby obsession. I'm suprised she hasn't got YOU trained to heel.

 

[Thumper]

MMMM yummy...

...roma, good choice. Woulda liked to see ya eat the cucumber though...

Thanks NH...I figure after that wiseass crack I need all the help I can get...

I know all about psycho bitches from hell with PMS...


I'm married....Shit, now I gotta duck flying fruits and veggies from two directions....

 

[Always]

*slightly less homicidal now, due to thumper*

I have cyber cucumbers... lots of them.

 

[Purple Haze]

( immediatly leaves Naked Hunny's side, runs to Shila, lifts leg.....)

 

[Always]

*kicks the mutt in the ass and he goes flying back over to piss all over himself*

You really gonna fuck with me? I was serious and still am.

 

[Patryn]

Unreal Shila, just unreal. I've taken that test...it's the easiest thing I've ever seen in my life. What's really sad is that you use it to gauge your "personality". Even IF you didn't change the number, IQ has nothing to do with personality. And that's also NOT an IQ test. I've taken them...and they're a lot different than that.

That is THE most pathetic, far fetched plea for attention I've seen since bobtoad.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm not sure what it is, but there's a metaphor hidden in this prose, Muffin, what exactly are you attempting to equivocate. (translation: What the fuck are you getting at?)

Drat, I've been found out. Sssshhhhh.

KillerMuffin gets out the whiffleball bout and starts wildly whacking through the thread, kicking names and taking ass. MY thread. VALIDATE ME. DAMMIT. I am begging for attention. What does a girl have to do around here? Kidnap Dixon, strip him down and take pictures or what?????

Now who validates parking? They charge a boob and a butt down at Laurel's cyber parking garage.

You people are psychopaths, I can't BELIEVE you actually want me to commit a federal offense and turn it into some nasty porn. No way I'm going to subject the poor guy to that. Deal with it. Sheeeeeeesh. And I thought I was bad.

Nescafe? *giggles hysterically*

 

[Cheri]

Miss Muff,
Have you been dipping into that firewater, have ya?