SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO EAT A PUSSY

[HARDKOREBJ]

who likes it.



[Edited by HARDKOREBJ on 01-02-2001 at 07:54 PM]

 

[Nicole]

Why would you want to eat a cat?

Sorry but the way you wrote that killed me.

I've never eaten a "pussy", and don't intend to unless I am with the right woman, and Man together.

I have tasted myself and yes it does taste good, kinda sweet yet salty (not too salty).

Good Luck anyway.

 

[Wizard]

Taste like chicken.................

 

[Countess DeWinter]

like you love it...

If you don't love it, she'll know and it'll never be right. Find that little nub right at the top and tease it until she offers up government secrets - even if she doesn't have any!
And blow your nose first. I'm not going into this one, it should be obvious.
Don't bite until you get to know her well enough that she says "bite my pussy."

There's probably more, but I'm headed for bed. Perhaps in an hour or so, I'll have a few more pointers

 

[poohlive]

The secret to eating puss is finding the right pussy, you can't just take a pussy off the steet and expect it to be one fine piece of pussy. I suggest you look in the paper, more often than not there will be kitten pussies for sale somewhere. Check them out, and see which pussy is best for you.
Now, you need to feed this pussy milk and tuna fish daily, I can not stress this enough. The key togood pussy is nutrition, you feed a pussy things like riboflavin and yellow number five, and you might as well throw the pussy out the window, it ain't no good pussy.
Wait about 6 to 8 months, the pussy needs to be at the prime of his life. Not a full grown pussy, but a nice young good looking pussy. If you got that, then your ready for the cooking.
You need to skin and gut the thing, unless your into slippers and haggas... I suggest you leave that out there. You start wearing pussy slippers to go out and fetch the morning paper, and someone might get suspicious, you know what I'm saying?
I prefer a marinated pussy, roasted in it's own juices. There's nothing like pussy juices, let me tell you. Some people say to cut the fat, but that is totally off. If you cut the fat, you got a dried up shriveled pussy, the more meat on that pussies bones, the better the taste, catching my drift?
Good.
If you don't like marinate, then preheat the oven to 425 degrees. My preference is if you have one of those side roaster things, that that one guy who has the spray on hair sells, they can turn out some good pussy. The oven works as well, put on your favorite spices. The more you put, the better your pussy will taste, but don't put too much, if it's one thing a pussy doesn't like, it's too much too soon.
For 3 hours check regularly. I prefer a white wine, it goes excellent with pussy, but hey I am only giving you the advice, your the one who is supposed to eat the pussy, not me. You could make a nice gravy, maybe some mashed potatoes. Again thats up to you, all you asked was how to eat the pussy.
Now,it's very important, pussy eating requires no tools. No forks, no spoons, no little vibrating things, nothing. You need to eat a pussy the old fashioned way, get your face down in there and start eating. Be careful, because a pussy is very delicate, and one small mistake could end your pussy eating for life. Remember, pussies are a delicacy, it isn't everyone who can just eat pussy mind you.
All right, I think that's about it. Oh, one more thing, don't put the leftovers in the garbage. Some people might get suspicious you got pussy bones in your can. Get rid of them any way you can, but don't let anyone see you. You ever try to explain to a cop how come you got a bag full of pussy bones? Well, it ain't easy, let me tell you.
Good luck, and have fun. Don't forget, a pussy can be your best friend, take good care of it.

 

[brazenblaze]

Now,it's very important, pussy eating requires no tools. No forks, no spoons, no little vibrating things, nothing. You need to eat a pussy the old fashioned way, get your face down in there and start eating. Be careful, because a pussy is very delicate, and one small mistake could end your pussy eating for life. Remember, pussies are a delicacy, it isn't everyone who can just eat pussy mind you.
All right, I think that's about it. Oh, one more thing, don't put the leftovers in the garbage. Some people might get suspicious you got pussy bones in your can. Get rid of them any way you can, but don't let anyone see you. You ever try to explain to a cop how come you got a bag full of pussy bones? Well, it ain't easy, let me tell you.
Good luck, and have fun. Don't forget, a pussy can be your best friend, take good care of it. [/B]

ROTFLMFAO, Just what I needed this morning. You are too much Pooh.

 

[Bushido71XS]

Like a Peach, for hours...

 

[poohlive]

You need to read it in a chef's voice. A southern accent, maybe a little gumbo mix, lol, that would make it perfect. Thank you though, I really appreciate my hard work making so many people laugh.
Thank you.

 

[Wizard]

Still taste like chicken..............

 

[Guest]

And, do you like chicken Wizzie???

BTW, I found this for you! Hee hee hee...
http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/drowned/magic.gif

 

[ericred50]

Softly, gently, touching, feeling, tasting, licking, suckingly, rubbing, pressingly, drinking, lovingly, faster, pushing harder, pressing, tongueinglly, waitting, wanting,
suck, blow, in and out, oh yes the taste, the texture, the food of gods.

Love your recipe poohive, you can cum and cook for me anytime.

x x x

 

[SexyCanadianGuy]

**ROFLMAO***
that is the funniest thing i have seen in a long time.
good job pooh!!!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Softly, gently, touching, feeling, tasting, licking, suckingly, rubbing, pressingly, drinking, lovingly, faster, pushing harder, pressing, tongueinglly, waitting, wanting,
suck, blow, in and out, oh yes the taste, the texture, the food of gods.


x x x

Oh yes! http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm2/la.gif

 

[Wizard]

Hey Tiggs.....You bet I love chicken ....finger licking good ya know........Thanks for the Wizard I just saw it...............Cool touch........

 

[YoYoYo]

Okay pooh, you have WAYYYYYYYYY too much time on your hands

 

[Chuckus]

Sometimes like you eat a frog, one leg over one ear and the other leg over the other ear and then just numba numba numb for hours......

 

[Gingersnap]

Why don't you ask the lady you are with how she likes it. Seems to me this is the opportunity to find out what she loves and disgard those moves that she isn't really too keen on.

 

[ericred50]

You will have to excuse me, I do have a sense of humour, but some times I have to be serious. I am a cat lover, have two male tabbies. I ask you cooking pussy, do I have to report the matter to the Cat Protection League?
This is how I like to eat pussy, I hope it gets passed the censors.

First find an attractive desirable woman, make her feel wanted, stroke every part of her body, undress her let her undress you. Explore each other, and when she starts to purr, slide down between her legs, open them wide, look into her mountain of pleasure. Look into her eyes as you notice how wet she is, and take her colit into your mouth, suck it, roll your tongue around it. Move your lips up and down, over her hard errect colit. Insert a finger into her very very wet pussy. (Sorry have to go now, If you want to know what happens next e mail me)

 

[goddess_euphoria]

http://very-koi.net/tutor/pussy/pussy.htm

 

[WriterDom]

blow your nose first???

 

[poohlive]

Cat protection league? No not them again....
(just smile politely and start walking backwards, yes that's it. They'll never know. Ok, NOW RUN!!!)