Somebody named storm should give me a fucking call.

[Starfish]

hint, mutha fucking hint

 

[Guest]

 

[lilminx]

Don't feel so bad, Starfishy. I've given him my number on a few occasions, and he STILL hasn't used it.

 

[Guest]

 

[Starfish]

Re: Re: Somebody named storm should give me a fucking call.

ok, I admit it. Starfish husband, Irie is going to come on here and see this and then he'll laugh his ass off at me, think to himself that I am a rancid anal pollup, and pm Storm and they'll joke about it and it will be all cute and fun at my idiotic expense, but it is likely that Starfish will get an extra good fucking from her man, who's regular fucking sessions blow the shit out of the water on my sad dick, but hey, she deserves only the best for being a number one ho.

Wow, you have such amazing insight into my life.

Do I know you?

Oh, yes.... I thought I'd noticed that yayati hasn't been posting nearly as much as he used to. That's cool.


Now, be a good ass licker and ream my tight hole.

 

[lilminx]

Take the fucking hint

Lick my ass and like it.

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Re: Somebody named storm should give me a fucking call.

Now, be a good ass licker and ream my tight hole.

Hey! I posted my answer before I saw this. Great minds think alike.

 

[Starfish]

Don't feel so bad, Starfishy. I've given him my number on a few occasions, and he STILL hasn't used it.

Oh, hey, I don't feel bad at all. I am just harassing him.

He is here on lit to relax I am sure, not get all worked up talking to you or me on the phone.

 

[Starfish]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Somebody named storm should give me a fucking call.

Hey! Starfish, you are my lesbo soul mate and I want to roll around with you and then we can go on a sex adventure to all the good people at lit that we like and have a fuck fest, excluding any and all personas of a certain cretin with a gun av, which is to compensate for lack of any other braun.

I completely agree with you minx.

 

[Guest]

Tonight, I promise.

I was a bit wiped out last night. I didn't see any of this.

Minxy, the only hint you need to get is that you're one seriously hot muthafucking bitch that would melt the phone right outta my hands. You're so hot even my wife wants you. But then again she wants some fish, too...

Holy Hanns Schmidt! My dog keeps eating our pumpkins!

 

[Guest]

Lick my ass and like it.

K

 

[bad kitty]

Don't feel so bad, Starfishy. I've given him my number on a few occasions, and he STILL hasn't used it.

Same here

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Vinny]

Hell nobody ever calls me

 

[Cheyenne]

Somebody named storm should give me a fucking.












What?

 

[lilminx]

Tonight, I promise.

I was a bit wiped out last night. I didn't see any of this.

Minxy, the only hint you need to get is that you're one seriously hot muthafucking bitch that would melt the phone right outta my hands. You're so hot even my wife wants you. But then again she wants some fish, too...

Holy Hanns Schmidt! My dog keeps eating our pumpkins!

Was that a hint for a 3some?