Somebody Hates my Mailbox

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[cantdog]

Sounds like a cry for help.

 

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[cantdog]

The joys of home ownership are endless.

 

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[BlackShanglan]

Build one of those sturdy brick structures so popular in my area? That way when the next driver hits the thing, s/he will be sitting at the scene for you with a car incapable of further motion.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

first of all, i would like to take this opportunity to appologize for the mail box. Lucky was going down on me in the car and i thought we would stop by to see you and the mrs...i grossly over estimated the distance and smashed the box.

will you ever be able to forgive me?

 

[carsonshepherd]

first of all, i would like to take this opportunity to appologize for the mail box. Lucky was going down on me in the car and i thought we would stop by to see you and the mrs...i grossly over estimated the distance and smashed the box.

will you ever be able to forgive me?

I knew it!

 

[Guest]

I knew it!

I take full responsibility.


AND I'D DO IT AGAIN IN A SECOND!!

Lime, I'd be happy to help you fix your mailbox, or even brick around a new one.

Can we stay for dinner and after-dinner fun?

~lucky

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Hate-crimes against mail boxes are on the rise all across this country. It's sad really. It's not safe for mail boxes to go out on the streets anymore.

 

[Guest]

Hate-crimes against mail boxes are on the rise all across this country. It's sad really. It's not safe for mail boxes to go out on the streets anymore.

you are a strange and yet oddly intriguing individual...dont ever change

(thank you, btw, for fixing your sigline...*grin*)

 

[Evil Alpaca]

you are a strange and yet oddly intriguing individual...dont ever change

(thank you, btw, for fixing your sigline...*grin*)

No problem . . . glad someone pointed it out to me.
It certainly makes it easy for people to read the story . . . *cough* (hint) *cough* if they are so inclined. Of course, SOME people DO have more important things to do!



Now I've got to go moderate a support group for victims of mailbox abuse. There's a new member that can't even raise its flag anymore *sniff*

 

[Guest]

No problem . . . glad someone pointed it out to me.
It certainly makes it easy for people to read the story . . . *cough* (hint) *cough* if they are so inclined. Of course, SOME people DO have more important things to do!



Now I've got to go moderate a support group for victims of mailbox abuse. There's a new member that can't even raise its flag anymore *sniff*

The Horror!

You have to be the most honored, honorary quadriped SLUT she's ever inducted into the realm of slut-dom.



Good on you for looking out for all those poor, abused mailboxes. What would the world do without you?

~lucky & v~

p.s. How's the new union for overzealous postal door slammers coming?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

The Horror!

You have to be the most honored, honorary quadriped SLUT she's ever inducted into the realm of slut-dom.



Good on you for looking out for all those poor, abused mailboxes. What would the world do without you?

~lucky & v~

p.s. How's the new union for overzealous postal door slammers coming?

They're closed on the weekends unfortunately. And holidays. But things are likely to break out into gang warfare with the Salvation Army's bell ringers due to turf dispute, so I'll be pounding the pavement on Monday to try and reduce the tensions.

I do what I can, and sometimes . . . just sometimes . . . (cue the dramatic music) . . . I feel that I'm making a difference. What else can an honored, honorary quadriped SLUT hope to do?

(Cue the sunset . . . crescendo . . . and . . . cut!)

 

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[minsue]

Sad that most skulkers don't think to retrieve their license plates, ain't it?

 

[cantdog]

Makes it easier on the cops, identification-wise. Precious little DNA on the mailbox remains, I daresay.

 

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[Gary Chambers]

The world is a dangerous place. A guy could get run over stealing welfare cheques.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Lime buddy, just want you to know that your mailbox was represented! We had a candlelight vigil down here, where thousands of people showed up to pay their respects. Well, hundreds . . . maybe dozens . . . okay, it was me and a guy named Ralph, and all he really wanted to do was show me something he kept in a plastic zip-loc bag. He smelled really bad . . . like fermented sauerkraut. But we DID have candles!

Anyway, can you feel the love?

 

[cantdog]

Good old Ralph. You can always count on him... Well... wasn't it nice you could that time, though?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Good old Ralph. You can always count on him... Well... wasn't it nice you could that time, though?

Ralph . . . he lost a mailbox back in Vietnam. He knows the pain . . . he understands . . . (sniff)