Somebody? Anybody? Mr. Body?

[TygerEyez]

Bored, bored, mather fahker, I'm bored....

*sighs and stares at the screen,willing the flashes of lightening before her eyes to stand up and do some fucking tricks already!!!!!* Ahem... 'scuse me.

*drums her nails and yawns* Anybody got anything to talk about? Anything? Anything at all? *holds up Quija board* Anyone wanna play with me?!?! No one in this fricken town will play! Stupid wimps... Or I have Clue...??

Hello? *listens to echoes* Oh, sigh...

 

[Valdimer]

OOOOOO!!! I wanna be Mr. Green!

 

[Azwed]

It was Colonel mustard with the maid on top of the pool table. Yeah that french maid was quite a girl took the colonel in one hole and a pool cue in the other

 

[TygerEyez]

It was Colonel mustard with the maid on top of the pool table. Yeah that french maid was quite a girl took the colonel in one hole and a pool cue in the other

OMFG... LOL. That was priceless, Azwed. Thank you!

*giggles* And yet, I still notice that you two skipped the Quija reference entirely. Me thinks you're scared???

LOL

And it was not the Colonel, dinkus. It was me. Why doesn't anyone ever suspect the feral tiger in the back cage?? Sloppy Policework...

 

[Azwed]

If you can take the Quija hand thing up your ass i would be damn impressed

Hmhh but if we are gonna call some spirits which ones should we call???

Hmhhhh gonna have to be some damn sexy ones. Any suggestions?

 

[TygerEyez]

Well, uh.. I'm not sure I could do that with the "hand thing" as you call it. Yeouch. Talk about rough edges. *shudders*

Sexy spirits, eh? Anyone up for summoning Marilyn Monroe? I'm dying to know what killed her. Hehehehe...

jk

 

[Azwed]

OMG I swear that Marilyn Monroe was the first person who came to my mind I just wanted to see what everyone else though.

 

[TygerEyez]

*stares slowly at the Ouija*

*screams and tosses it across the room, watching the hand-thing-that's-too-big-and-sharp-for-my-ass bounce off the walls*

Uh... hehe.. anyone up for some Twister?

 

[Azwed]

Hmhh naked twister with baby oil would be fun.

 

[TygerEyez]

Yeah, but how the hell would my left foot stay on the green?!

Oh, the difficulties of the horny and frightened. *sigh*

 

[Azwed]

I always thought the point of twister was to get the cute girl to fall on you or fall on the cute girl.

When you make it naked then add in the baby oil all sorts of even more fun things can pop up