EveryColorOfFun
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Seems that Eddie Van Halen has decided that he has no shame and doesn't give a fuck about his band's image. He recnetly announced that he fired longtime bassist Michael Anthony because according to Eddie, "Man, the dude was just a douchebag." 
But have no fear, Eddie has already picked out a replacement, Eddie's 15 year old son, Wolfgang.
And just to put an extra layer of jizz on the shitcake that is currently Van Halen, Eddie also said that he has talked with David Lee Roth and expects to not only bring Roth back into the fold as lead singer, but he and Roth have already been in the studio working on tracks for a new album and expect to have a stadium tour in the summer of 2007.
Now that's a couple of peices of horrible news, but the absolute worst one is the mere idea that Van Halen will do a stadium tour. Have you seen what David Lee Roth looks like recently? It's horrible. And because Diamond Dave is such an egomanaic he still thinks he's just as hot looking as he was 22 years ago, when VH was the biggest band in the country.
To see Dave leaping and capering across the stage like a fucking moron now would be beyond pathetic.
I just wish Eddie would release the solo instrumental album we all know he has in the vault.
But have no fear, Eddie has already picked out a replacement, Eddie's 15 year old son, Wolfgang.
And just to put an extra layer of jizz on the shitcake that is currently Van Halen, Eddie also said that he has talked with David Lee Roth and expects to not only bring Roth back into the fold as lead singer, but he and Roth have already been in the studio working on tracks for a new album and expect to have a stadium tour in the summer of 2007.
Now that's a couple of peices of horrible news, but the absolute worst one is the mere idea that Van Halen will do a stadium tour. Have you seen what David Lee Roth looks like recently? It's horrible. And because Diamond Dave is such an egomanaic he still thinks he's just as hot looking as he was 22 years ago, when VH was the biggest band in the country.
To see Dave leaping and capering across the stage like a fucking moron now would be beyond pathetic.
I just wish Eddie would release the solo instrumental album we all know he has in the vault.
