Some strange pick up lines

[Djinn_vixen]

In my life I've sometimes encountered the strangest of pick up lines which often range from abusive, obnoxious, amusing to adorable.

The latest of which I heard today while purchasing my daily doze of chocolate:

"You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line"

Lol. It got a smile outta me.
Makes me wonder though. Anyone else heard any strange pickup lines?

 

[cantdog]

"Nice tie!"



She took my tie's end, dipped it in her drink, looked me in the eye and sucked it.

"Nice tie!"



Worked for me.

 

[3113]

She took my tie's end, dipped it in her drink, looked me in the eye and sucked it.

"Nice tie!"

It's not a pick-up line if they've already got hold of your tie

 

[Guest]

"Nice tie!"



She took my tie's end, dipped it in her drink, looked me in the eye and sucked it.

"Nice tie!"



Worked for me.

So was it the dipping or the sucking that worked?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

How come I never meet anyone like that? Oh, yeah. I'm both old and married. That's why!

 

[3113]

How come I never meet anyone like that? Oh, yeah. I'm both old and married. That's why!

Your wife doesn't suck on your ties?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

ROFL I haven't even owned a tie since I retired from the Army. She will start with sucking on my earlobe, though . . .

 

[Carnevil9]

The voices in my head say that you should go out with me.....

 

[Djinn_vixen]

ROFL I haven't even owned a tie since I retired from the Army. She will start with sucking on my earlobe, though . . .

Buy some edible body chocolate i gaurantee the sucking increases

 

[3113]

ROFL I haven't even owned a tie since I retired from the Army. She will start with sucking on my earlobe, though . . .

Well, there you go! That's why it isn't happening to you. You need to get a tie

 

[DeeZire]

Back when we wore skinny ties as part of our stage outfits, I was trying to hustle a couple of lovely young women on my break, standing at one of those tall tables. I had a beer in one hand, a shot of Jack in the other. It wasn't till the ladies shot me down, and I began my retreat that I noticed the end of my tie was submerged in my Jack Daniels. Boy, did I feel cool!

 

[kimbalee]

I've led a sheltered life...

had to check out the thread and now LMAO here! The tie thing is a good one. My hubby says she could have just touched the tie the right way, and it would have been good enough...

 

[cantdog]

Well, Kimbalee, it Just Could Be that I'm easy.

 

[Guest]

Well, Kimbalee, it Just Could Be that I'm easy.

Ummmm -

Nahh, not gonna touch that one.

 

[lisa123414]

The guys are at a bit of a disadvantage, yes? I don't recall ever actually having to say anything.

That certainly sounds arrogant, I don't mean it this way, but it seems that fellows have somewhat more flexible standards, whereas women seem to have more complicated rules.

 

[impressive]

The guys are at a bit of a disadvantage, yes? I don't recall ever actually having to say anything.

That certainly sounds arrogant, I don't mean it this way, but it seems that fellows have somewhat more flexible standards, whereas women seem to have more complicated rules.

Women have pick up expressions, not pick up lines. Words are unnecessary ... until you start fucking, anyway. Then, you must talk dirty.

 

[lisa123414]

Women have pick up expressions, not pick up lines. Words are unnecessary ... until you start fucking, anyway. Then, you must talk dirty.

Yeah, well, that's only if you are sure you want to keep them around, um theoretically speaking, that is.

 

[DesertPirate]

Damn, it's been so long

Does grooming the mustache and saying, "allow me to clear you a olace to sit" still work?