Some questions for Todd(o-vision)

[modest mouse]

Do you have anything to say?

If you are trying to further your agenda, is it not discouraging that your threads drop like real estate prices near Chernobyl?

Are you ashamed of your own country?

If I send you money for a prostitute will you knock off the 10 threads a day of Copy and Paste?

Who will win the Stanley Cup?
(As a Canadian you are legally obligated to know the answer.)

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Feel free to add your own for Todd, he loves this kind of shit.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Do you have anything to say?

Yeah but it doesn't matter thats what y'all keep telling me

If you are trying to further your agenda, is it not discouraging that your threads drop like real estate prices near Chernobyl?

no, agenda just want discussion

Are you ashamed of your own country?

damn Straight we got a Prime Minister{read president for americans} who does fuck all for canada, and a deputy Primeminister who has had more face time in 2 weeks than thePrime minister has had in 8 years plus he doesn't give a fuck about canada either.

we have no other parties they all suck shit and are two worried about thier hair than about whats good for canada hence a 25 cent dollar, hell the peso is more sable than the canadian dollar

at the rate we are going canadian tire money will become our new currency cause its more stable


If I send you money for a prostitute will you knock off the 10 threads a day of Copy and Paste?

probably not, but i haven't been doing 10 cut and paste a day for quite a while

Who will win the Stanley Cup?
(As a Canadian you are legally obligated to know the answer.)

4 words: Hockey sucks donkey shit

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Feel free to add your own for Todd, he loves this kind of shit.

 

[Guest]

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Okay, I was going to post this on the wrestling thread, but seeing as Mouse has devoted an entire thread to Todd questions I shall avail myself of the facility.

I don't get wrestling. Surely the whole thing is rigged? If so, what's the point of it? What's the point of having champions and titles and the like if the whole thing is scripted?

Please explain, I really am interested

wreslting is wrestling, its like galdiators in the days of ceasar

it's soap opera for men

when women can adequately expain why soap operas then they will have the answer to why wrestling.

personally i like wresting for the women

 

[modest mouse]

Good answers.

Especially the wrestling one.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Good answers.

Especially the wrestling one.

good questions especially the hockey one

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

sorry i killed your thread

 

[Tyrael]

It's dead?

I'd ask you a question but can't think of anything?

Hey did you know you can get all of your long distance calls for just 99 cents and just 7 cents a minute after that?

Can you use a 10-10 number along with 1-800-call-Att?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

It's dead?

seems so

I'd ask you a question but can't think of anything?

ok, let me know when you come up with something

Hey did you know you can get all of your long distance calls for just 99 cents and just 7 cents a minute after that?

yeah, but that don't work in canada

Can you use a 10-10 number along with 1-800-call-Att?

yeah, but that doesn't work in cnaada either

 

[Tyrael]

What?

These lame phone deals dont work in Canada?

I wonder when people save a buck or two using 1-800-collect if they use that buck to make a 20 minute phone call on 10-10-220-whatever.

What part of Canada you in?

If a peanut is neither a pea nor a nut...what is it?

When we eat ice cream too fast and it gives us "brain freeze" why do we start eating more ice cream the second it stops hurting?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

What?

These lame phone deals dont work in Canada?

nope Aliant phone monopoly, we have like 100 different phone copanies in each province to make it looklike there is compitetion, but they are actually all owned by the same company, Aliant

I wonder when people save a buck or two using 1-800-collect if they use that buck to make a 20 minute phone call on 10-10-220-whatever.

Quite possibly i would

What part of Canada you in?

East, New Brunswick, Woodstock, Just off of Main street, second floor, back side

If a peanut is neither a pea nor a nut...what is it?

herb

When we eat ice cream too fast and it gives us "brain freeze" why do we start eating more ice cream the second it stops hurting?

cause we are gluttons for punishment, and we really love ice cream

 

[modest mouse]

Why is it so frustrating when English words dont exist to say what you want to say, that the words available are simply lacking in getting at what you care to convey, that your options are either too simple or overwrought?

Why does it suck when this arises?

Nevermind. I know the answers.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Words are intrinsically limited. Within the right context they can and do convey much.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Why is it so frustrating when English words dont exist to say what you want to say, that the words available are simply lacking in getting at what you care to convey, that your options are either too simple or overwrought?

Because english is singly the most diffcult language to use there is no middle ground in english, it is either simplistic or overwrought. Hence the reasons for my new to be published dictionary of toddisms. Greek is the best language. very percise very easy use, very easy conveyance

Why does it suck when this arises?

cause the other person doesn't understnad

Nevermind. I know the answers.

opps, ok, never minding

 

[modest mouse]

Words are intrinsically limited. Within the right context they can and do convey much.

Excellent and valid point.

My hope is that I have conveyed myself in such a way that its perceived as genuine as it is. The context is so often the issue as it is limited in numerous ways, almost all of them contributing to the underlying frustration.

The Inuit have dozens of words for snow; English is so lacking in words that describe/express emotions.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Excellent and valid point.

My hope is that I have conveyed myself in such a way that its perceived as genuine as it is. The context is so often the issue as it is limited in numerous ways, almost all of them contributing to the underlying frustration.

The Inuit have dozens of words for snow; English is so lacking in words that describe/express emotions.

There is nothing quite like holding someone to say the words that you cant say.

Bizarre love triangle

every time i think of you
i get a shot right through into a bolt of blue
it's no problem of mine but it's a problem i find
living a life that i can't leave behind
there's no sense in telling me
the wisdom of a fool won't set you free
but that's the way that it goes
and it's what nobody knows
and every day my confusion grows
every time i see you falling
i get down on my knees and pray
i'm waiting for that final moment
you'll say the words that i can't say

i feel fine and i feel good
i feel like i never should
whenever i get this way, i just don't know what to say
why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday
i'm not sure what this could mean
i don't think you're what you seem
i do admit to myself
that if i hurt someone else
then we'd never see just what we're meant to be
every time i see you falling
i get down on my knees and pray
i'm waiting for that final moment
you'll say the words that i can't say

And by quoting lyrics to say what I cant say, I proved my point accidentally. Damn

 

[Tyrael]

Why do some women break up with people because they are "too nice" yet use every excuse in the book to stay with an abusive mate?

Is it me or does this sound wrong? "No purchase necessary, details inside" ( usually on a bag of chips contest )

Why is it witty comebacks to insults only come to me a day or two after the fight?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Why do some women break up with people because they are "too nice" yet use every excuse in the book to stay with an abusive mate?

suckers for punishment

Is it me or does this sound wrong? "No purchase necessary, details inside" ( usually on a bag of chips contest )

no, it is dead wrong

Why is it witty comebacks to insults only come to me a day or two after the fight?

I did a thesis on tis for high shchool, when i knew squat about pshycology{sp}, i don't know any more about it now, but i came with a conclusion that we can not accept a lose and subconsciously we keep looking for a solution to our lose and then when the sub comes up with it, it thows it in to our regular conscious. I call it stair well thought. when ever you go up stairs you inevitable remeber you forgot something you need downstairs

 

[alexandraaah]

It's said that you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

Who wants to catch flies and why?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

It's said that you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

Who wants to catch flies and why?

hungry people cause flies is good eatin'

 

[Tyrael]

How many ways are there to skin a cat?

How sadistic could a person be to try to find each and every one?

If it's neither here nor there...where the hell is it?

For Pete's sake, heavens to Betsy, for the love of Mike...who are these people?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

How many ways are there to skin a cat?

73

How sadistic could a person be to try to find each and every one?

just a disturbed childhood

If it's neither here nor there...where the hell is it?

somewhere in the middle but not quite

For Pete's sake, heavens to Betsy, for the love of
Mike...who are these people?

PTA members

 

[Natalie Nessus]

What is in your suitcase?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

What is in your suitcase?

4 moth balls and a mini box of backing soda