sexy-girl
sacrilegious
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political correctness is boring sometimes
... if you wish to post some political incorrect jokes on this thread make sure they only attack lesbians british people or blondes im all of the above and i dont want to be sued especially because i posted some lawyer jokes on another thread 
Why do lesbians like whales so much?
Because they have 50 foot tongues, and air holes on the top of their heads.
Do you know what drag is?
It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't
Have you heard...
about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke"? (pronounced DIKEE)
Yeah! It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off!
This is a visual joke, so imagine
Stick out your tongue straight in front of you. Ask: "what's this?"
Answer: "A lesbian with a hard on".
How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folk song about it.
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.
What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods? Fingerpaint. (thats so gross dont like that joke)
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
What's the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. (thats unfair but funny)
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampon is for? For flossing after eating.
Why do lesbians like whales so much?
Because they have 50 foot tongues, and air holes on the top of their heads.
Do you know what drag is?
It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't
Have you heard...
about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke"? (pronounced DIKEE)
Yeah! It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off!
This is a visual joke, so imagine
Stick out your tongue straight in front of you. Ask: "what's this?"
Answer: "A lesbian with a hard on".
How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folk song about it.
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.
What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods? Fingerpaint. (thats so gross dont like that joke)
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
What's the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. (thats unfair but funny)
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampon is for? For flossing after eating.