some political incorrect - lesbian jokes

sexy-girl

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political correctness is boring sometimes :) ... if you wish to post some political incorrect jokes on this thread make sure they only attack lesbians british people or blondes im all of the above and i dont want to be sued especially because i posted some lawyer jokes on another thread :)




Why do lesbians like whales so much?
Because they have 50 foot tongues, and air holes on the top of their heads.


Do you know what drag is?
It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't


Have you heard...
about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke"? (pronounced DIKEE)
Yeah! It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off!


This is a visual joke, so imagine
Stick out your tongue straight in front of you. Ask: "what's this?"
Answer: "A lesbian with a hard on".


How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folk song about it.


What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.


What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods? Fingerpaint. (thats so gross dont like that joke)


Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake.


What's the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. (thats unfair but funny)


What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampon is for? For flossing after eating.
 
why do blondes wear panties?

to keep their ankles warm



how does a blonde turn on the light after sex?

she opens the door.


how does a lesbian show displeasure?

saying, "you're so manly"
 
Eweeeeee some of those were just plain gross

:p
 
What do lesbians and the government have in common?
both dont do dick
 
What does sexy-girl like about our President?

his last name.
 
lol the only reason why i might of voted for him


hehe thanks for the other jokes too guys *sticks out her tounge* im not useless ... *pulls her panties up from her ankles* oops :)
 
I knew you would like it Sexy

:p
 
Cus it is so obviously trendy

:p
 
my gf has a tongue piercing (done recently) and belly button :)

i just have my belly pierced tounge is free of metal *sticks out tongue and wiggles it again* hehe see
 
sexy-girl said:


Why do lesbians like whales so much?
Because they have 50 foot tongues, and air holes on the top of their heads.



I don't know about 50' tongues, but an air hole in the top of your head would be the ticket for eating pussy.
 
Hmm...
I'd settle for four inches of outside tounge.
 
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