Some of you people with real-face avatars should put them away...

[Purple Haze]

You could make a train take a dirt road.

Aaaack!

 

[mrsmiawallace]

That's exactly why I show my ass. It looks way better than my face.

 

[Guest]

Good! My train can go faster without yours in the way then!

 

[Purple Haze]

That's exactly why I show my ass. It looks way better than my face.

Your ass looks better than a lot of things...

 

[bg23]

What?
The whole cute kitty look doesn't do it for you?
Fine, fine...

 

[Guru]

What?
The whole cute kitty look doesn't do it for you?
Fine, fine...

Your pussy would do it for all of us.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

Yep. That's why I removed my personal picture.

 

[Purple Haze]

Yep. That's why I removed my personal picture.

I have a cousin that looks just like you,

except he has a human head...

 

[KindaKinky]

SO how many people on lit do you believe have faces that could stop a cock--er--clock? And possibly make a car speed up if they stepped in front of it?

 

[phrodeau]

For example, Guru looks like Jerry Lewis with Austin Powers' teeth.

 

[Guru]

Austin Powers sucks. He's a poser. I am pure Jerry Lewis.

 

[Rosebud]

hazey

 

[bg23]

Your pussy would do it for all of us.

*smirk*
No, I think that's about the only thing I'm not going to post here, lol.

PH, i so hope you're not talking about me.

 

[breakwall]

Purple Haze is, for the most part, a perfectly normal looking guy. When I met him he was wearing a Brooks Bros suit and a pair of Dior sunglasses. But the long ZZ Top beard with the bone stuck in it was a bit odd.

 

[Purple Haze]

hazey

Woah, talk about a blast from the past.

How are those jugs of yours?

 

[Rosebud]

i think they are okay..wanna cum examine them?

 

[Purple Haze]

Purple Haze is, for the most part, a perfectly normal looking guy. When I met him he was wearing a Brooks Bros suit and a pair of Dior sunglasses. But the long ZZ Top beard with the bone stuck in it was a bit odd.

That was phrodeau, I was standing right next to him though...

 

[phrodeau]

That was phrodeau, I was standing right next to him though...

Oh yeah. He was the bone.

 

[Purple Haze]

i think they are okay..wanna cum examine them?

I'll need to test them for reflex, it'll take a while.

Got anything pressing in the next day or so?

I need to be thorough...

 

[Rosebud]

i can pencil you in for a few days...can't accept anything less than thorough

 

[Purple Haze]

You don't mind if phrodeau comes along, do you?

I'm sort of watching him for a friend.

He'll behave...I think...

 

[JustSkye]

*pout*gee thanks

 

[Rosebud]

heehee okay..he can cum along too

 

[Purple Haze]

I hope you have cable...

 

[Gac1]

Whats Wrong with My Av just because it was taken after cycling 108 km (67.11 miles) and then had a comment added by a colleague

Geez talk about not been able to please people