Some Muppet Psychology

[red_rose]

It’s not that easy being green
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer
Being red… or yellow…or gold…
Or being something more colorful like that.

It’s not easy being green.
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over ‘cause you’re not standing
Out like flashy sparkles in the water or stars In the sky.

But green’s the color of spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like
And green can be big like an ocean,
Or important like a mountain,
Or tall like a tree.

When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why… but why wonder why?…wonder…
I am green and it’ll do fine, it’s beautiful!
And I think it’s what I want to be..

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Amazing the things you notice when you're older...

Re-watch some of your childhood favorites... it's amazing...

 

[Kitte]

Pachalafaka!

 

[glamorilla]

Oscar the Grouch~I love Trash

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty.
Yes, I love trash.

I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn.
It's all full of holes and the laces are torn...
A gift from my mother the day I was born.
I love it because it's trash.

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty.
Yes, I love trash.

I have here some newspaper thirteen months old.
I've wrapped some fish inside it, it's smelly and old.
But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold!
I love it because it's trash

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty.
Yes, I love trash.

I've a clock that won't work,
And an old telephone.
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone...
And I am delighted to call them my own!
I love them because they're trash

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty.
Yes, I love, I love, I love trash!

 

[red_rose]

Maybe I just read too far into these things. lol

Awesome, Glam...I remember that song!

 

[red_rose]

Just ran across this whilst hunting for more Muppet Mania...

I saw the movie, but I don't remember this song...

It's not really one to be read into...but it caught my eye.

"The First Time it Happens" (sung by Kermit and Piggy in The Great Muppet Caper)


The first time you see her
No bolt from the blue
Just something so quiet
That's waiting for you
With no one to tell you
Where you've got to go
The first time it happens
You know

The first time you see her
No magical change
No angels appearing
No dreams to arrange
Just warmer and colder
Than springtime or snow
The first time it happens
You know

And so you fall
And how complete it is
And for each new moment that it lasts
How sweet it is

The first time together
How simple, how rare
And just when you thought
You'd forgot how to care
And though you feel much more
Than you'd dare to show
The first time it happens
You know

 

[RastaPope]

I would break into 'C' is for cookie', but, yeah, I won't.

 

[red_rose]

I would break into 'C' is for cookie', but, yeah, I won't.

Thank you for sparing us.

 

[Sixth]

The muppets ruled. I loved the two old heckers.
What where their names.

Waldorf and someone?

I used to play the "Mananana" song while I was on work experience - it wasn't a real job so I could get away with such tomfoolery.

 

[RastaPope]

The muppets ruled. I loved the two old heckers.
What where their names.

Waldorf and someone?

I used to play the "Mananana" song while I was on work experience - it wasn't a real job so I could get away with such tomfoolery.

Statler.

Statler and Waldorf.

 

[red_rose]

*Statler & Waldorf*

Had to look that one up... I'm anal like that. lol

 

[red_rose]

Statler.

Statler and Waldorf.

Damnit, Rasta... you're too fast for me...

 

[RastaPope]

*Statler & Waldorf*

Had to look that one up... I'm anal like that. lol

Better luck next time, Quickdraw.

 

[Sixth]

Bonus points to you both!

Question Two:
   What's that pink thing by your tits?

- Cheeky Bastard - Moi -

 

[red_rose]

Bonus points to you both!

Question Two:
   What's that pink thing by your tits?

- Cheeky Bastard - Moi -

I've heard rumors that it's a penis...

...but I've been keeping a close watch inside my shirt, and one has yet to show up....

 

[Cheffie Stalker]

Svedish Chef is the best muppet ever.
I have to admit, though, I'm a little biased.
His "Dances With Chickens" makes me a quiver
I'm sure you'll agree if you just but try it.

 

[Sixth]

I've heard rumors that it's a penis...

...but I've been keeping a close watch inside my shirt, and one has yet to show up....

Are you sure it's not the worse case of Klenix padding ever?

 

[red_rose]

Svedeesh Cheff dues ruck, I moost egree-a.
I theenk hees crezy eccent is su sexy!
Bork! Bork! Bork!

 

[red_rose]

Are you sure it's not the worse case of Klenix padding ever?

Kleenex belong in a box...

Pull the roll of quarters out of your pocket and shut up.

 

[Sixth]

Kleenex belong in a box...

Pull the roll of quarters out of your pocket and shut up.

Just where do you want me to put this roll of quarters

 

[red_rose]

Just where do you want me to put this roll of quarters

Take it down to the laundromat, bay-bee...

 

[Sixth]

I don't even have quarters. They're American currency. I'm immune

 

[red_rose]

Talking out of both sides of your mouth, Sixth?

One minute you're sportin' a roll of quarters...
...the next you're a eunuch.

What gives?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Svedeesh Cheff dues ruck, I moost egree-a.
I theenk hees crezy eccent is su sexy!
Bork! Bork! Bork!

 

[MechaBlade]

wokka wokka wokka

 

[Kermit]

It’s not that easy being green
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer
Being red… or yellow…or gold…
Or being something more colorful like that.

It’s not easy being green.
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over ‘cause you’re not standing
Out like flashy sparkles in the water or stars In the sky.

But green’s the color of spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like
And green can be big like an ocean,
Or important like a mountain,
Or tall like a tree.

When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why… but why wonder why?…wonder…
I am green and it’ll do fine, it’s beautiful!
And I think it’s what I want to be..

How come someone is singing my song without me?