Some facts about REAL Dom/Domme's!

[Betticus]

Since there is so much confusion I'm starting this thread to point out some of the characteristics of a true Dominant. You should all feel free to add to it based on your own experiences.

I'll go first:

Real Doms all listen to funky techno. Like this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7XO0bn-sZQ

Also, real doms never...ever.. put marshmallow cream on reeses peanut butter cups!

We also get starry eyed around tesla coils.

 

[Netzach]

who'd put anything on a reese's? That doesn't even qualify you as human.

 

[Betticus]

who'd put anything on a reese's? That doesn't even qualify you as human.

Dammit Netz! You got your chocolate bar in my peanut butter.

 

[HB1965]

You know I think we need some other Doms to confirm this. Not that I don't believe it's just that it seem *cough* insane *cough* that all Doms/Dommes would get starry eyed around a tesla coil

 

[Betticus]

You know I think we need some other Doms to confirm this. Not that I don't believe it's just that it seem *cough* insane *cough* that all Doms/Dommes would get starry eyed around a tesla coil

Subs get really nervous around tesla coils. I can show you an example.

 

[HB1965]

Subs get really nervous around tesla coils. I can show you an example.

Sure why not

 

[Betticus]

Prepare to pee your pants you quivering little subblings! Imagine the tesla cages at four corners with lil subbies in them, suspended off of the ground.

Muahahahahahahahah....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY-AS13fl30

 

[Betticus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi4kXgDBFhw

Also, singing tesla coil.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ff_AXVlo9U

 

[HB1965]

Prepare to pee your pants you quivering little subblings! Imagine the tesla cages at four corners with lil subbies in them, suspended off of the ground.

Muahahahahahahahah....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY-AS13fl30

Pretty impressive, and this is one reason why I am not your subbie

 

[HB1965]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi4kXgDBFhw

Also, singing tesla coil.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ff_AXVlo9U

I like the 2nd one

 

[Betticus]

Back to the original topic:

Real Doms always know what time it is. It's spankin' time!

 

[HB1965]

Back to the original topic:

Real Doms always know what time it is. It's spankin' time!

OH YEAH? Where? When?

 

[Betticus]

OH YEAH? Where? When?

It's always spanking time!

Real Doms also always sing perfectly, especially in the shower or bath! It's genetic.

 

[HB1965]

It's always spanking time!

Real Doms also always sing perfectly, especially in the shower or bath! It's genetic.

Really? Can we hear you sing?

 

[Chris_Xavier]

We also get starry eyed around tesla coils.

SPEW!!!!

 

[Recidiva]

It's always spanking time!

I protest.

I feel strongly that it is, in fact, Peanut Butter-Jelly Time.

 

[HB1965]

If it's spanking time then he needs to start spanking

 

[Netzach]

No it's pizza time, actually.

 

[Luvkitty33]

No it's pizza time, actually.

Can I have the pizza AND the spankings?

 

[HB1965]

Can I have the pizza AND the spankings?

Yeah that sounds good

 

[midwestyankee]

No it's pizza time, actually.

I agree wholeheartedly.

 

[FungiUg]

We also get starry eyed around tesla coils.

Oh god, *sniff* tesla coils... yes! Oh yes!

 

[Homburg]

We also get starry eyed around tesla coils.

At 14, I built a Jacob's Ladder out of welding rod and an industrial furnace transformer. It was decidedly fascinating to use it to cut things in half, light paper on fire, etc.

Really a fun damned toy. Who cares if it was stupendously dangerous?

Oh, and I have one of those cool "Eye of the Storm" things on the table behind me. Really a cool electrical toy.

And view: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwIsvPu4B6g

I want that truck. It's a Domly thing.

 

[FungiUg]

I want that truck. It's a Domly thing.

Absolutely. You sir, are a "real" Dom.

 

[FungiUg]

You know, it strikes me that real Dom/mes don't give a fig for whether the topping is on the top or the bottom. They just want their pudding!