Soma99
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OK guys, I had to let you know about this. I have found (probably) the best anal homemade video on the internet. I have not watched it yet, but I don't know why anyone would lie about this. It is found on porn hub and it is called...
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"Probably Best Anal Homemade Video" Fuck ya!!!!!
Ok lets find out why some Dental Hygienist preferred to stand for a few days......
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f5fa680bf72
0:01- First I want to say, I do not watch much anal porn, I do not do anal sex, I don't even like fingers around there.
0:10- OK, so we have video confirmation that she has an ass, and an asshole, so anal sex is a distinct possibility.
0:17- WOW ok. "I like choking on your cock" OK- I'm not sure she knows what is about to happen to her. It doesn't look like this is going in a hole where choking will be an issue. She sounds excited about this. Guys- Honest, does that make it more exciting or less? Don't you kindaaaaa want to fuck her in the ass with her being reluctant?
0:25 OK wow it's going right in. We got 10 minutes left and her third hole is already being penetrated. Also, I don't see lube DRIPPING off his cock so this is bad news.
0:40 So it doesn't work the first time, but no worries our knight in shinning armor almost hit his cock when he spit on it so now its all good.
1:00-ANNNNNNNNND she telling him to get the lube. So she has lube and thought, "maybe we should save that for a tighter hole, you know in case he wants to go balls deep on my ear canal."
1:07- He decides fuck the lube I'm just gonna shove it back in your pussy. That can't be fully sanitary. (this will be my last comment about this causing health issues, that's not fun and it's not my problem, but don't think I don't know this).
1:08 OK our first look at her face. She looks right at the camera so I think this is a two camera set up. She might be over acting her discomfort a bit here. As far as I can guess he's used hole number 2 plenty. (pussy is 2, mouth 1, ass 3 FYI)
1:24 Her nail polish is a cute color, would look better if her fingers where not prying her ass cheeks apart.
1:51- I wonder who her wax lady is, her back door is very well done.
2:15- has this guy never spit before? He's never even close to the target.
2:40- "Fuck me please, fuck me, I need it" Honey don't say please, this is how glass ceilings have stayed in place for so long.
(women calling other woman "honey" doesn't help either, I'm the worst)
3:00 OK so some rapid hand action..... still no ass PUNISHING so I assume that's comming after she screams so he can feel like a MAN
3:10 this is horrifying.
3:20- OK I just tried to watch it twice, did the video skip for anyone else? I think he slapped her. I don't know how to feel about this. I mean, I have had a guy slap me a little, slap my tits some, but I've also squeezed his balls a little and bit him, so I'm not against rough play, but something tells me she isn't allowed to give any back.
3:40- Hmmmm more slapping and choking. hmmmmm, kinda problematic, but here is the thing. I have very little evidence to go on...... but I think she likes it. It almost feels a little scripted as she doesn't seem surprised at all, and she did say she likes choking on his dick. OK, I'm in, lets do this.
3:50 Ya that was a little smile before those face slaps- I'm going forward assuming she is 100% here for this kinda thing. Live your truth sister.
4:00 Is he checking if she has flossed recently? He might not what the hell he is doing.
4:10- "it's so intense" ok- calm down. It looks fine
4:50- TENDERIZE THAT PUSSY___ YAAAAAA!
10 minutes is too long for a porn clip, I would usully be skipping ahead here (says the girl who published a 50,000 word porn story)
5:45 the noises- dear god.
6:05- DUDE she said "fuck my ass" Do you not know what end of her the "ass" is at?????
6:15- does she have a piece of a flannel shirt stuck to her shoulder? What the fuck is that tattoo?
I really want to see how he has decorated the rest of the bed room, hard wood floors in a bedroom need a lot of furniture and curtains and shit or your gonna get woke up by every little noise. Must be his place. (why do I know that have separate places? Married woman don't say "fuck my ass")
6:42 My audio is all fucked up from pausing and writing and going back. I get the idea though.
I'm really deciding if I would like to be slapped more. Like I for sure do not want to be but you ever think about something like that? You see someone doing something you would hate and then you just think "well maybe????"
7:00 I don't think he knows how sex works. As I watch him slap her lips with his cock I don't think he knows to put it inside her. I'm starting to think this is NOT the best Anal Homemade Video. I mean I guess they said "probably" so that will definitely lower the pay out when I sue for false advertising.
7:30 OK some solid throat fucking. She is for sure into this, as she is the one making herself gag. Hey whatever passes the time right?
These is now noooooo audio for me, but damn I LOVE the nose poking!!!! hahaha, well done.
8:40 OK man, shove it in her ass or cum on her face, lets go.
9:10 Oh audio is back.
9:30 Oh one of my favorites- not the facial, the dirty clothes on the floor. If you can't handle fucking me next to my laundry then you can't fuck me.
9:40 hmmmmmmm thats an expensive vibrator on the floor. Did she bring that, or maybe they live together (I think WAY less of her if they do) Is this her place? now I'm confused.
She is for sure disappointed by how much he cam, she wanted to be bathed in it.
OK well now that I have seen the best anal video I don't have to watch any more! Surprising little butt sex in the anal category.
Maybe I will check out some of these "Anal Gangbang" vids now that I know anal just means kinda pressing the head of a cock up against the woman's hole.
Overall a fine video, but only a 6 for audio issues, (which the comments inform me was not on my end).
I hope they are still together, doubt it since also according to the comments she is a porn star now.
My favorite comment is "Pathetic weener" ----- that's the whole comment. thank you "haroldlauder" for those profound words, Ghandi also distilled so much, in just a few words.
OK I'm going clean my kitchen and not ask anyone to fuck my ass, hope you get all the holes you would like filled soon.
drum roll drum roll drum roll drum roll
"Probably Best Anal Homemade Video" Fuck ya!!!!!
Ok lets find out why some Dental Hygienist preferred to stand for a few days......
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f5fa680bf72
0:01- First I want to say, I do not watch much anal porn, I do not do anal sex, I don't even like fingers around there.
0:10- OK, so we have video confirmation that she has an ass, and an asshole, so anal sex is a distinct possibility.
0:17- WOW ok. "I like choking on your cock" OK- I'm not sure she knows what is about to happen to her. It doesn't look like this is going in a hole where choking will be an issue. She sounds excited about this. Guys- Honest, does that make it more exciting or less? Don't you kindaaaaa want to fuck her in the ass with her being reluctant?
0:25 OK wow it's going right in. We got 10 minutes left and her third hole is already being penetrated. Also, I don't see lube DRIPPING off his cock so this is bad news.
0:40 So it doesn't work the first time, but no worries our knight in shinning armor almost hit his cock when he spit on it so now its all good.
1:00-ANNNNNNNNND she telling him to get the lube. So she has lube and thought, "maybe we should save that for a tighter hole, you know in case he wants to go balls deep on my ear canal."
1:07- He decides fuck the lube I'm just gonna shove it back in your pussy. That can't be fully sanitary. (this will be my last comment about this causing health issues, that's not fun and it's not my problem, but don't think I don't know this).
1:08 OK our first look at her face. She looks right at the camera so I think this is a two camera set up. She might be over acting her discomfort a bit here. As far as I can guess he's used hole number 2 plenty. (pussy is 2, mouth 1, ass 3 FYI)
1:24 Her nail polish is a cute color, would look better if her fingers where not prying her ass cheeks apart.
1:51- I wonder who her wax lady is, her back door is very well done.
2:15- has this guy never spit before? He's never even close to the target.
2:40- "Fuck me please, fuck me, I need it" Honey don't say please, this is how glass ceilings have stayed in place for so long.
(women calling other woman "honey" doesn't help either, I'm the worst)
3:00 OK so some rapid hand action..... still no ass PUNISHING so I assume that's comming after she screams so he can feel like a MAN
3:10 this is horrifying.
3:20- OK I just tried to watch it twice, did the video skip for anyone else? I think he slapped her. I don't know how to feel about this. I mean, I have had a guy slap me a little, slap my tits some, but I've also squeezed his balls a little and bit him, so I'm not against rough play, but something tells me she isn't allowed to give any back.
3:40- Hmmmm more slapping and choking. hmmmmm, kinda problematic, but here is the thing. I have very little evidence to go on...... but I think she likes it. It almost feels a little scripted as she doesn't seem surprised at all, and she did say she likes choking on his dick. OK, I'm in, lets do this.
3:50 Ya that was a little smile before those face slaps- I'm going forward assuming she is 100% here for this kinda thing. Live your truth sister.
4:00 Is he checking if she has flossed recently? He might not what the hell he is doing.
4:10- "it's so intense" ok- calm down. It looks fine
4:50- TENDERIZE THAT PUSSY___ YAAAAAA!
10 minutes is too long for a porn clip, I would usully be skipping ahead here (says the girl who published a 50,000 word porn story)
5:45 the noises- dear god.
6:05- DUDE she said "fuck my ass" Do you not know what end of her the "ass" is at?????
6:15- does she have a piece of a flannel shirt stuck to her shoulder? What the fuck is that tattoo?
I really want to see how he has decorated the rest of the bed room, hard wood floors in a bedroom need a lot of furniture and curtains and shit or your gonna get woke up by every little noise. Must be his place. (why do I know that have separate places? Married woman don't say "fuck my ass")
6:42 My audio is all fucked up from pausing and writing and going back. I get the idea though.
I'm really deciding if I would like to be slapped more. Like I for sure do not want to be but you ever think about something like that? You see someone doing something you would hate and then you just think "well maybe????"
7:00 I don't think he knows how sex works. As I watch him slap her lips with his cock I don't think he knows to put it inside her. I'm starting to think this is NOT the best Anal Homemade Video. I mean I guess they said "probably" so that will definitely lower the pay out when I sue for false advertising.
7:30 OK some solid throat fucking. She is for sure into this, as she is the one making herself gag. Hey whatever passes the time right?
These is now noooooo audio for me, but damn I LOVE the nose poking!!!! hahaha, well done.
8:40 OK man, shove it in her ass or cum on her face, lets go.
9:10 Oh audio is back.
9:30 Oh one of my favorites- not the facial, the dirty clothes on the floor. If you can't handle fucking me next to my laundry then you can't fuck me.
9:40 hmmmmmmm thats an expensive vibrator on the floor. Did she bring that, or maybe they live together (I think WAY less of her if they do) Is this her place? now I'm confused.
She is for sure disappointed by how much he cam, she wanted to be bathed in it.
OK well now that I have seen the best anal video I don't have to watch any more! Surprising little butt sex in the anal category.
Maybe I will check out some of these "Anal Gangbang" vids now that I know anal just means kinda pressing the head of a cock up against the woman's hole.
Overall a fine video, but only a 6 for audio issues, (which the comments inform me was not on my end).
I hope they are still together, doubt it since also according to the comments she is a porn star now.
My favorite comment is "Pathetic weener" ----- that's the whole comment. thank you "haroldlauder" for those profound words, Ghandi also distilled so much, in just a few words.
OK I'm going clean my kitchen and not ask anyone to fuck my ass, hope you get all the holes you would like filled soon.
