Solve my mystery...

[Guest]

 

[plasticman33]

Do you have racoons?

 

[April]

Mice. Rats. Rabbits? Gerbils? Who knows what could be lurking in your walls.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Step away from the keyboard.

Walk quickly--but do not run!--toward the nearest exit.

There is a maniac on the loose--the Vanishing Turd-dropper--and he is in the house with you. . . .!

 

[DopeyAngel]

Ooh, creepy! Are you sure a cat couldn't have sneaked in? My sister had no cats, but they always used to find a way to get in her house and poo everywhere!
Possibility of it being put there by :
a) a pixie or small elf (not the 'pixie' of lit of course)
b) your god as a punishment
c) or it is a growth of the carpet
However these are only ideas and I suggest you investigate the case throroughly - keeping a record of notes!

 

[Guest]

 

[SexySlut2]

Very, very strange....

 

[LukkyKnight]

Does it look like duck poop?

Nobody's seen perky_baby in days now...

 

[1hotjob]

Maybe?

You stepped in it and tracked it in without knowing?

 

[kotori]

Probably tracked in on the side of a shoe, sat unnoticed overnight or longer. You weren't at the computer for a couple of weeks? How long since in the room at all?

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Hobbits

 

[LukkyKnight]

Hobbits defecate?
Really?

Another illusion shattered.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I've heard of ectoplasm...could this be some sort of ethereal defecation? Spook Poop?

 

[Guest]

Mystery Solved!