Earthgoddess
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Okay, I am being sarcastic here but I have decided vegetarian zealots annoy the living piss out of me...I was eating a shrimp salad sandwich in a bagel shop and a woman announced that she hated to sit next to anyone eating something with a face-meaning me, as I was the only nearby omnivore. Since I was in public and with a child I decided to keep my witty sayings to myself,i.e.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals why are they made of meat?
What if I stop eating cows and start eating vegetarians?
What if I limit my diet to animals that aren't in Disney movies?
Why do they make meat flavored soy products if meat is so evil?
but I digress...As a chef,I am aware of the inhumane treatment of animals in slaughterhouses,and the dangers of antibiotics and hormones in their flesh...I wish I could say I never eat anything with a face or a mother-except Dionysus,hehehe-but I really enjoy meat...I am a flesh eater and proud of it. I respect vegetarians and vegans, I have many friends who are vegan,but I can't purge meat from my diet...Many of these friends pointed out that my son would be considered veal by the aliens if we were invaded during the time I was breastfeeding-so no more Veal Oscar for me,and no more rare Grilled Lamb Chops.I have tried to live meat free,but am unable*hangs head in shame,then nibbles slice of rare roast beef.*
So the point of this whole post is to see how many vegetarians we have-how many carnivores-kinda Noah's Ark...And yes i do have entirely too much time on my hands,but so must you if you are reading this-
Please no Meat is Murder stuff-I agree it is food via death-but technically the only meat we could eat that is not from a kill or dismemberment would be our own placentas...bad birth assistant flashback on that one-No I did not eat mine, or anyone elses for that matter...but I do have recipes in one of my birthing books for it-garlic and rosemary if I remember correctly...
[Edited by Earthgoddess on 08-07-2000 at 08:10 PM]
If we aren't supposed to eat animals why are they made of meat?
What if I stop eating cows and start eating vegetarians?
What if I limit my diet to animals that aren't in Disney movies?
Why do they make meat flavored soy products if meat is so evil?
but I digress...As a chef,I am aware of the inhumane treatment of animals in slaughterhouses,and the dangers of antibiotics and hormones in their flesh...I wish I could say I never eat anything with a face or a mother-except Dionysus,hehehe-but I really enjoy meat...I am a flesh eater and proud of it. I respect vegetarians and vegans, I have many friends who are vegan,but I can't purge meat from my diet...Many of these friends pointed out that my son would be considered veal by the aliens if we were invaded during the time I was breastfeeding-so no more Veal Oscar for me,and no more rare Grilled Lamb Chops.I have tried to live meat free,but am unable*hangs head in shame,then nibbles slice of rare roast beef.*
So the point of this whole post is to see how many vegetarians we have-how many carnivores-kinda Noah's Ark...And yes i do have entirely too much time on my hands,but so must you if you are reading this-
Please no Meat is Murder stuff-I agree it is food via death-but technically the only meat we could eat that is not from a kill or dismemberment would be our own placentas...bad birth assistant flashback on that one-No I did not eat mine, or anyone elses for that matter...but I do have recipes in one of my birthing books for it-garlic and rosemary if I remember correctly...

[Edited by Earthgoddess on 08-07-2000 at 08:10 PM]