Soaked Panties and Pussies

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[blackhaus7]

Damn it, damn it, damn it!

WHY does momma kitty insist on dragging everything in the house that isn't nailed down into the kitchen to cover the plates of food and water? Is this Wild Kingdom?

I know she is a rescued outdoor cat, but she gets plenty of basic necessities and love and attention and this wild kitty behavior is driving me insane!

Today I found a pair of my black lace panties in the kitchen, soaking in the water dish.

Crotchless. The panties, not the dish.

They were a bit difficult to explain to the children.

I now can't wait to see your kids again.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

This reminds me - where's Dampy?

 

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[blackhaus7]

Don't fucking say a word.

Who? Me?

Silent as the grave.

 

[slyc_willie]

Damn it, damn it, damn it!

WHY does momma kitty insist on dragging everything in the house that isn't nailed down into the kitchen to cover the plates of food and water? Is this Wild Kingdom?

I know she is a rescued outdoor cat, but she gets plenty of basic necessities and love and attention and this wild kitty behavior is driving me insane!

Today I found a pair of my black lace panties in the kitchen, soaking in the water dish.

Crotchless. The panties, not the dish.

They were a bit difficult to explain to the children.

I . . . really don't know what to say . . . .

My sympathies?

Or ask for a photo?

 

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[feeeriek]

Reminder to self:

Keep all laundry baskets far away from the kitchen.

Momma kitty has managed to carry newspapers in, dish towels, someone's jacket that fell off the back of a chair - she's certifiable.

then she has found the right home

 

[blackhaus7]

Reminder to self:

Keep all laundry baskets far away from the kitchen.

Momma kitty has managed to carry newspapers in, dish towels, someone's jacket that fell off the back of a chair - she's certifiable.

Sounds like she's part Lab.

 

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[Misty_Morning]

LOL

This reminds me of when I first got my current cat, CC (China Cat Sunflower). Upon her immediate arrival she showed her affinity for socks...and my underwaer (yes, I do have some), and my bras.

appearently she comes from a long line of sock draggers. A few months after I had first got her the breader called me to inquire about her well being. I asked her "What's with the socks, and underwear and bras?"

She immediately began to laugh. Seems my cat's mother "taught" this trait to all her offspring. To this day I cannot leave a load of clothes unattended without having to retrieve specific articles of clothing from around the house.

It never really bothered me until the time she got into one of my "delicates" drawrs that I had left partiallly open. She then proceeded to haul out various delicates in front of several folks that were present for a very important dinner party.

 

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[blackhaus7]

She would resent that, our little round kitty.

She's a kitty through and through.

Here's a pic of Mid with her kitten. You've seen them.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/MVC-004S.jpg

I remember them quite well.

I have a Yellow Lab that'll rub up against you like a cat. A 127 lb. cat. Damn near knock you over.

 

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[SeaCat]

LOLOL

Critter has decided that she doesn't like the linoleum in the bathroom. SHe is slowly tearing it up, a square inch at a time. (I don't mind though, this sves me work in the future.)

Not only does she tear it up but she carries it out and places it her by her food bowl.

Cat

 

[Misty_Morning]

More crotchless things?

She doesn't discriminate...everything is fair game to her.

 

[SlickTony]

She would resent that, our little round kitty.

She's a kitty through and through.

Here's a pic of Mid with her kitten. You've seen them.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/MVC-004S.jpg

Oh, they are so kee-yooooooot....

Who knows why cats do the things they do? Year before last my husband won a bowl-shaped trophy in a city tennis tournament. We kept it on the coffee table. Ziba, the Bad Red Cat, was puzzled as hell that there was nothing in it. But when we put Italian hard candies in it, she fished them out and tried to eat them. Without unwrapping them first.

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh, they are so kee-yooooooot....

Who knows why cats do the things they do? Year before last my husband won a bowl-shaped trophy in a city tennis tournament. We kept it on the coffee table. Ziba, the Bad Red Cat, was puzzled as hell that there was nothing in it. But when we put Italian hard candies in it, she fished them out and tried to eat them. Without unwrapping them first.

I had a Maine Coon for a while . . . big cat, about 25 pounds . . . biggest daddy's girl you ever saw. Clung to me like a baby gorilla to it's mother. And she had hands . . .

I'm serious. Kook (Kokopelli) would literally pick up a french fry with one of her paws, take a bite out of it, and put it back down. I figure she was emulating the way I eat.

She'd crawl up on my shoulders and wrap herself around the back of my neck, legs hanging halfway down to my waist. She always slept curled up beside me and would always wake me up by licking my face if I didn't get to the alarm in time.

Kook would follow me at my heel like a dog and always come when I called her. I could walk five blocks down the street to the corner store, go in, and she'd be waiting for me outside.

She was one devoted and adorable little kitty. I miss her.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Damn it, damn it, damn it!

WHY does momma kitty insist on dragging everything in the house that isn't nailed down into the kitchen to cover the plates of food and water? Is this Wild Kingdom?

I know she is a rescued outdoor cat, but she gets plenty of basic necessities and love and attention and this wild kitty behavior is driving me insane!

Today I found a pair of my black lace panties in the kitchen, soaking in the water dish.

Crotchless. The panties, not the dish.

They were a bit difficult to explain to the children.

I think all kitties are kind of crazy, which is one of the things we love about them.

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

When I was on my last trip to Florida, my sister and I were at the store when my mom called...

Mom: Did you used to have a pair of orange underwear?
sister: Yes... I have a pair of orange underwear...
Mom: You're not listening to me... Did you USED to have a pair of orange underwear?

She'd left her clothes in the bathroom after her shower... The pup stole them, ate the crotch out, and then ran around the house proudly displaying her "kill".... For the nurse who had come to change the packing on one of my mom's wounds.... HAHAHAHA....

 

[cloudy]

Is this what I have to look forward to?

I'm not a cat person, folks. Not at all. Butthead brought home a cat last night. It had belonged to the aunt of someone he works with, and apparently she couldn't keep her anymore. Stella is her name, believe it or not.

She's housebroken and declawed. I don't know much else about her as she spent most of the evening under the youngest's bed.

 

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Is this what I have to look forward to?

I'm not a cat person, folks. Not at all. Butthead brought home a cat last night. It had belonged to the aunt of someone he works with, and apparently she couldn't keep her anymore. Stella is her name, believe it or not.

She's housebroken and declawed. I don't know much else about her as she spent most of the evening under the youngest's bed.

back in the dark ages, when i thought i was straight...
we had a small 'farm'. 6 dogs, 20 + angora rabbits, and 7 cats. they were all named after the crew from gilligans island. then one day, we were 'gifted' another cat. no more names from gilligans island so i named him hairy connick jr. he turned the dynamics of the cat relationships upside down.
i had a point, i promise. oh yeah, never let any one tell you just how it will be. you can only know by experience. you might actually like this cat.

now that im crooked, im no longer a cat person...i have plenty of pussy.
*grin*

 

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