So....

[parodyluvr75]

That depends on who the opposing party is.

If it's my wife, I laugh her off.

If it's a gorgeous black woman with a nice rack and a big, round ass, I seduce her, use my magic hands, and switch her around to my side.

If it's someone who's just mean and surly, I walk away and answer violence with more violence.

So you laugh at your wife and attempt to seduce other women who probably want to rip off your man parts?

I'm surprised you've made it this far unscathed.