So, you're innocently typing away at a computer in the library

[KillerMuffin]

when the guy at the computer 3 carrels down suddenly lets out a huge fart.

What do you do?

 

[Nicodemus]

Lean back, look at him, laugh.....then hold your breath.......

Nic,

 

[BustyTheClown]

Smirk and put my hand over my mouth so he doesn't hear my snicker.

Oh, I wish had the guts to call out, "Hey, keep it down! I'm trying to concentrate here!"

 

[xMorganx]

LAugh like there is no tomorrow. then ask him if he is practcing his duck call

 

[Tremolo]

LOL, that is hilarious.

I guess you could play it cool like and just lean over and say "bless you"

Either that or you could let one out yourself.

Tremolo

 

[BustyTheClown]

LOL, that is hilarious.

I guess you could play it cool like and just lean over and say "bless you"

Either that or you could let one out yourself.

Tremolo

Lol I like the "bless you" comment. Classic!

 

[sabbathstorm]

Probably try to keep my laughter to myself. I'm in a class full of men so this kind of thing happens a lot

 

[lickerish]

suppress the laughter welling up in my chest.. roll my eyes at the gall that he's not embarrassed for himself.. then cover my nose.

 

[Lasz]

Make fun of him, I love lowering other peoples self esteem to raise mine sometimes

Now if it is a hot girl, find someway to use that as pick up line and hope that is a one time deal. (insert your own joke here)

Oh wait girls dont fart!

Laz

 

[lovetoread]

Giggle and point.

Hey its what my kids do.

 

[StrawberryPez]

I'd probably walk over to him....slap him on the back of the head...then casually walk back to my seat. Unless he's cute...then i'd just grin and bare it...

 

[freescorfr]

I didn't know we used the same library, KM.

 

[perks]

LAugh like there is no tomorrow. then ask him if he is practcing his duck call

Dude, don't take my name in vain.

 

[TWB]

Laugh out loud and tell him to keep his gas to himself.

 

[AzureAngel]

Bite my lip - hard.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Look at him pointedly and mutter.. "oh so classy", then continue with my work.

Trust me, I usually use the computer labs at school.. and good god, the things people do there..

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Trust me, I usually use the computer labs at school.. and good god, the things people do there..

Well, you're going to have to give examples now...

 

[Wiggles]

Honestly? I'd just get up and move further down.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

when the guy at the computer 3 carrels down suddenly lets out a huge fart.

What do you do?

I said, "Pardon me." What do you want?

 

[JazzManJim]

Ask rather loudly if the library is the proper place to practice the Tuba?

 

[Jimi]

when the guy at the computer 3 carrels down suddenly lets out a huge fart.

What do you do?

A. Call out loudly "Fire in the hole!"


OR


B. Respond in kind.

It's a "guy thing".

 

[Nomad4112000]

Just ask him "What the hell did you eat My eyes are burning over here?"

 

[SXCRgirl]

I would laugh out loud and say... thank goodness this is a non-smoking library!