So you want to write erotica?

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[mckai777]

Welcome aboard!

 

[oggbashan]

...This forum seemed the place to begin.

I hope I won't ask too many foolish questions along the way.

It is. Welcome to the Author's Hangout.

Foolish questions can come from any of us. We try to provide at least one serious answer before the thread degenerates into fluff.

There is a competition coming shortly - Earth Day. You could try to write an Earth Day themed story for that competition. Competition entries get far more attention than normally submitted stories.

Good luck with the writing.

Og

 

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[Jenny_Jackson]

Welcum to the pervese world of the AH. Be careful, it's filled with perverts, weirdos and undesirables. Most won't do anything, just don't pet or feed them

 

[cloudy]

Welcome to the AH.

 

[Kev H]

Well met. You've certainly come to the right place--happy writing.

 

[Vermilion]

Most won't do anything, just don't pet or feed them

Same thing on this forum, isn;t it?
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[Jenny_Jackson]

Same thing on this forum, isn;t it?
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yep yep

 

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[lipsofanangel]

Said my husband to me last evening (without derision) when I told him of my plans.

Yes.

Yes, I do.

He grinned at the news. Perhaps I've discovered some secret fetish he has about his somewhat serious wife writing porn?

At any rate, I have been reading the stories on Literotica for some time now and have finally decided to give it a go.

This forum seemed the place to begin.

I hope I won't ask too many foolish questions along the way.

Welcome!

I've only been a writer on here since January so I'm pretty new around these parts myself.

The contests are actually a lot of fun. I did the Valentine's Day one and had a blast. It's a good way to get your stories out there and read right away.

Can't wait to see your stories!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Nice that your SO like the idea! Welcome aboard!

 

[jomar]

See? Your thread is already winding away from your welcome.

So, from another relative newcomer, Welcome!

 

[glynndah]

Welcum to the pervese world of the AH. Be careful, it's filled with perverts, weirdos and undesirables. Most won't do anything, just don't pet or feed them

But I'm really hungry.... A little bit of dark chocolate never hurt anyone.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

But I'm really hungry.... A little bit of dark chocolate never hurt anyone.

Cmere, Glynndah... I'll give you some


Has anyone warned this newbie about "CUMMMMMMMING" etc? I'd hate to have to burn another one at the stake.

 

[glynndah]

Cmere, Glynndah... I'll give you some


Has anyone warned this newbie about "CUMMMMMMMING" etc? I'd hate to have to burn another one at the stake.

Thanks, Jenny! *looks closer* Hey! That hand has the chocolate, but what's in the other one? Hmmm?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Thanks, Jenny! *looks closer* Hey! That hand has the chocolate, but what's in the other one? Hmmm?

I have a super-duper-chocolate-dildo just for you, Glynndah

 

[glynndah]

I have a super-duper-chocolate-dildo just for you, Glynndah

So, does that violate your rule against feeding; or the one against petting?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

So, does that violate your rule against feeding; or the one against petting?

Both... but what the hell?

 

[Stella_Omega]

So, does that violate your rule against feeding; or the one against petting?

Rules, we all agree, were made to be broken!

 

[Vermilion]

So, does that violate your rule against feeding; or the one against petting?

As my post above says... they're pretty much the same thing on the AH
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[glynndah]

Both... but what the hell?

Well, if I don't consider myself "a pervert, weirdo, or undesirable", will you give me the chocolate? *thinks* Oh, hell, there's no way I don't fit in one of those categories.

*points thataway----------->* Look, a newbie!


*grabs dildo and runs away, giggling*

 

[EHawkins]

Said my husband to me last evening (without derision) when I told him of my plans.

Yes.

Yes, I do.

He grinned at the news. Perhaps I've discovered some secret fetish he has about his somewhat serious wife writing porn?

At any rate, I have been reading the stories on Literotica for some time now and have finally decided to give it a go.

This forum seemed the place to begin.

I hope I won't ask too many foolish questions along the way.

Welcome, hon

 

[rachlou]

Welcome and happy writing!

 

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