So You Think You've Had Some Tough Critics?

Rumple Foreskin

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Next time a critique of your writing cuts a little close to the bone, remember the fate of this musical:

LONDON - AP - Like the career of its subject, London's latest musical began in a blaze of publicity, set tongues wagging and ended, prematurely, in disgrace.

"Oscar Wilde" opened Tuesday at the 500-seat Shaw Theatre. It closed the next day after receiving excoriating reviews and selling just five tickets for its second performance.

Written, produced and directed by Mike Read, a radio DJ whose fame peaked in the 1980s, "Oscar Wilde" set out, according to its publicity material, to chart Wilde's "tragic descent from idolization to isolation." The script is written entirely in rhyming couplets.

The Daily Telegraph declared the show "a pitiful vanity project." The Evening Standard judged it "a musical of exquisite awfulness." And the Times said Wilde would be "chewing his green carnation in dismay" if forced to watch the production.

Read, undeterred, is working on a new musical — a tribute to the campy 1970s disco act The Village People. The title: "YMCA: The Musical."
 
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Rumple Foreskin said:
. . . Read, undeterred, is working on a new musical — a tribute to the campy 1970s disco act The Village People. The title: "YMCA: The Musical."

Run.

Run, do not walk, to the nearest exit.

(shudder)
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
The script is written entirely in rhyming couplets.
You got to be kidding me.

Yeah, that works.

If you're Shakespeare.

Jeez. Talk about hubris.

#L
 
Yep. I watched about this on the news.

I also watched that conceptual artist Tracy what'sherface complaining about the critics slaughtering the movie she directed.

Judging by what she calls art, the movie couldn't be much interesting.
 
ChilledVodka III said:
Yep. I watched about this on the news.

I also watched that conceptual artist Tracy what'sherface complaining about the critics slaughtering the movie she directed.

Judging by what she calls art, the movie couldn't be much interesting.

It's a trick. Get an axe.
 
doormouse said:
PMSL!!

How many Chilled Vodka's are there now? lol

I don't know but this one almost sounded intelligent and sober.

Fuckin' SCAREY!
 
Re: Dranoel+doormouse

I have two CVs under my full control. I only have a half of CV2 situation sorted out. As for CV IV, that's one of the old timer taking the piss on my behalf.

I am a warning for the newbies.
 
Re: Re: Dranoel+doormouse

ChilledVodka said:
I have two CVs under my full control. I only have a half of CV2 situation sorted out. As for CV IV, that's one of the old timer taking the piss on my behalf.

I am a warning for the newbies.
Thanks for clarifying that for us, CV.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
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