So you think you're a toy killer

[patient1]

We've been treated to many tales of frustration due to mid session failure, climactic killing, inopportune discoveries and misfits. I used to think these were uncommon occurrences.
I've since reconsidered.

What's your Toy Story? How many viberators have you finished off?

 

[marksgirl]

I've only murderd one....so far!

 

[Cheyenne]

I said one. The little wire contacts to the batteries broke off so that one died. I have, however, wore out one of the "twist" speeds on the beaver. I still use it though so I didn't count it as broken.

Where is pagancowgirl in this thread?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Re: Where is pagancowgirl in this thread?

You stole my line!

 

[bknight2602]

I've only murderd one....so far!

Killer

 

[T.H. Oughts]

*chuckles*

Hey I never actually threw out the dolphin.... I just told my son I had so he would not go snooping through my bedroom to find it...

The dolphin is my friend so I look after him. I have had to rewire and solder him a couple of times... damn cheap wiring and contacts!!

He has duct tape on his base because when I did the resoldeing the bottom cover would not re-attach.....

The hand control has two speeds on it. The main one that makes the main shaft swivel is broken. But that is ok it's the small front dolphin head that works for me.

 

[Nora]

Ok, it was totally involuntary toyslaughter both times! There was NO premeditation at all! You ain't hangin' a murder wrap on me, baby!

 

[perks]

I have one that works again after it dries.

The vibrator types are really disappointing at times. I find that any type of rougher play puts them at a disadvantage, then I'm just happy that they have the dildo part.

I don't know how many I've overworked, but I'm down to three vibrators, two that are dildos, as well, and one of those is the one that has to stay completely dry to work. I've been thinking about fucking it inside a plastic bag, but that just seems wrong on so many different levels. Every time I play with it I think about it though, so much so that I had a dream that there was a bumper sticker on my car that said "I fuck glad bags". I have issues.

 

[Nora]

The seams on the bags hurt like a muthafukka, Perks.

Um. I mean, I'd think they would. You know. If someone actually tried it. Not that anyone would, of course. uh. nevermind.

 

[patient1]

I practical women.

I've heard condoms work better than ziplocks, at least they'd make for quicker clean-up...

 

[Freya]

You hussies! Breaking toys, duct tape, soldering wires...I'm disgusted.


I'm only half a toy killer - high speed still works, it's just the levels up to that that don't, for some reason.

 

[Nora]

I practical women.

I've heard condoms work better than ziplocks, at least they'd make for quicker clean-up...

I don't think you could form a watertight enough seal to keep water from getting inside a vibrator, though. Well, maybe if you put one on the motor end first, then another over the uh...good end, then another over the motor end...hmmmm

Kind of an expensive fix, though.

 

[lilminx]

I had a couple of vibrators that stopped working. One was the Rabbit, the other was a cheap plastic one.

 

[Ezarc]

Ok, it was totally involuntary toyslaughter both times! There was NO premeditation at all! You ain't hangin' a murder wrap on me, baby!

I see that I won't be your first murder.

 

[patient1]

I don't think you could form a watertight enough seal to keep water from getting inside a vibrator, though. Well, maybe if you put one on the motor end first, then another over the uh...good end, then another over the motor end...hmmmm

Kind of an expensive fix, though.

How about Saran Wrap? That stuff is tough.

 

[Hairgrip]

i bought my first one and was really embarressed when it didn;t work- far too shy to take it back. then i internet ordered a rapant rabit and killed it far too quickley - less than a year, so kept it in a box under my bed and mourned it. then my hunk of love bought me one last xmas and that is still going - having been very very well used!
i have a friend who saved her first vibe, her treasuered one, and cried when some punk stole a load of stuff from her car whilst she was moving home. not only did they take her fave shoes - a limited edition pair - but also he vibe. surprisingly enough she failed to report that part of the theft to the police. can't think why not!!!
Hx

 

[asenath]

I've only had one break on me so far. I went to use it one day and it wouldn't start, so I gave it a little slap and that got it going. But that was it... the next time it wouldn't start at all.

I have a better one now... Just got done playing with it not too long ago.

 

[Summery]

*Hanging head in shame* I am known for being a bit rough with my toys. Latest toy breaking adventure, was my Mermaid. Fortunately, with a little advice about trying a new set of batteries...(thank you lilminx), all turned out ok. For a while that is. For some reason, the Mermaid just doesn't seem to have the power, she once did. And, don't even get me started about batteries in general. I really need to take stock in them. Oh, then there's office equipment. But, I won't even get into that!

 

[patient1]

You mean you faxed your ass from work & didn't include all of us?

 

[Summery]

You mean you faxed your ass from work & didn't include all of us?

*Pleads the fifth*

 

[sexylilmissie]

I've snapped the gold wires on them threw one out because apparently latex and intimate body parts can be a health risk I ve thrown some out because although the idea is sound but the practice is useless...etc etc

For a thing that is so expensive, you sure can go through a lot

 

[Mrs Christophe]

only one it died of old age....a trusted friend thru and thru....i replaced it that day!!!!

 

[ksmybuttons]

I have been using toys for over 30 years. Of course there have been a myriad of deaths and some murders.

 

[whimsy]

I lost them in a move they are somewhere and will pop up at the wrong time i guess but i got a new one

 

[patient1]

*Pleads the fifth*

Did you ever notice the phallic nature of a microphone?

Ooops! I'm not supposed to get you started.