So, You think You can Top this, hmmmmm?...

[sincerely_helene]

For fans of the truely dark and demented, I submit the link to Episode 1 of Salad Fingers, and humbly request that you chase it down with Episodes 2-5. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/39/

Today, I'm offering a 2 for 1 special with American McGee's Alice!http://www.armchairempire.com/Reviews/PC%20Games/alice.htm (You might wanna play with the lights on, kiddies.)

Think you can one-up either of these? Twisted games, erotica, humour, images, sites, naked pics of yo' momma; whatever it takes to Top me quite welcome.

(Insert maniacal laughter here)

 

[Marquis]

Alice was pretty sick. I wish I could've played more but I didn't feel like they did the third person thing right, although I loved the art.

The area where there are these little psychotic kids with lobotomy stitches poking out of their heads was almost too much to handle.

 

[Marquis]

OK, I just watched all 5 episodes of Salad Fingers and I have decided something is very wrong with you Sinslurly.

 

[Travelintheways]

Salad fingers! My bestest friend introduced me to Salad Fingers, and I still look back on it and think "Dear heaven why??"

I like it when the red water comes out...

 

[Aeroil]

Lol, salad fingers wasn't disturbing it was just retarded.
If you want to see cuteness perverted into violence then check out bunnykill.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/220999
(you have to click on "watch this movie")
also if that's not enough then I can find some exceedingly disturbing hentai .

 

[sincerely_helene]

OK, I just watched all 5 episodes of Salad Fingers and I have decided something is very wrong with you Sinslurly.

You are just now noticing this?
I think you are finally begginning to understand me, Marquis. I've made you a friend hat!

 

[Marquis]

You are just now noticing this?
I think you are finally begginning to understand me, Marquis. I've made you a friend hat!

Just out of curiousity, do you have a theory on what Salad Fingers is about?

I have mine... I'd be curious to see the difference in our perspectives.

 

[graceanne]

My mom used to sing this to me when I was a baby . . .

About a girl I sing a song
Singing Rickety, Tickety, Tin
About a girl I sing a song
Who didn't have her family wrong
Not only did she do them wrong!
She did everyone of them in
them in, them in
She did everyone of them in.

Her mother she could never stand
Singing Rickety, Tickety, Tin
Her mother she could never stand
And so a cyanide soup she planned
Her mother died with the spoon in her hand!
And her face in a hideous grin
a grin a grin
Her face in a hideous grin

She set her sisters hair on fire
Singing Rickety, Tickety, Tin
She set her sisters hair on fire
And as the flames rose higher and higher
She danced around the funeral pyre!
Playing the violin
v'lin v'lin
Playing the violin.

She drowned her brother in the creek
Singing Rickety, Tickety, Tin
She drowned her brother in the creek
The water tasted bad for a week
Yes, the water tasted bad for a week!
And they had to make do with gin
with gin with gin
They had to make do with gin.

She cut her baby brother in two
Singing Rickety, Tickety, Tin
She cut her baby brother in two
And served him up in an Irish Stew
Yes, she served him up in an Irish Stew!
And invited the neighbors in
bers in 'bers in
Invited the neighbors in

And when at last the police came by
Singing Rickety, Tickety, Tin
When at last the police came by
Her little pranks she could not deny
Because to do so she would have to lie!
And lying she knew was a sin
a sin a sin
And lying she knew was a sin.

-- Tom Lehr

 

[sincerely_helene]

Lol, salad fingers wasn't disturbing it was just retarded.
If you want to see cuteness perverted into violence then check out bunnykill.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/220999
(you have to click on "watch this movie")
also if that's not enough then I can find some exceedingly disturbing hentai .

I have reviewed your submission, and have concluded that it is indeed disturbing, but more on a 'Reservoir Dog-esque' level than so much the traumatized-for-life scale I am seeking.

The cuteness of the bunnies and the elevator scene did add a certain darkness element though, enough to make me boomark it.

 

[TaintedB]

I think it's about doom.

 

[sincerely_helene]

About a girl I sing a song
Singing Rickety, Tickety, Tin
About a girl I sing a song
Who didn't have her family wrong
Not only did she do them wrong!
She did everyone of them in
them in, them in
She did everyone of them in.

Her mother she could never stand
Singing Rickety, Tickety, Tin
Her mother she could never stand
And so a cyanide soup she planned
Her mother died with the spoon in her hand!
And her face in a hideous grin
a grin a grin
Her face in a hideous grin

She set her sisters hair on fire
Singing Rickety, Tickety, Tin
She set her sisters hair on fire
And as the flames rose higher and higher
She danced around the funeral pyre!
Playing the violin
v'lin v'lin
Playing the violin.

She drowned her brother in the creek
Singing Rickety, Tickety, Tin
She drowned her brother in the creek
The water tasted bad for a week
Yes, the water tasted bad for a week!
And they had to make do with gin
with gin with gin
They had to make do with gin.

She cut her baby brother in two
Singing Rickety, Tickety, Tin
She cut her baby brother in two
And served him up in an Irish Stew
Yes, she served him up in an Irish Stew!
And invited the neighbors in
bers in 'bers in
Invited the neighbors in

And when at last the police came by
Singing Rickety, Tickety, Tin
When at last the police came by
Her little pranks she could not deny
Because to do so she would have to lie!
And lying she knew was a sin
a sin a sin
And lying she knew was a sin.

-- Tom Lehr

Bonus points for mentioning that your mother used to sing it to you! That makes me question the mental stability of her, you, and the author of the song all at the same time! (Which is a good thing, by the way.)

I would be willing to place it right up there alongside Alice, (which is still quite impressive,) but I'm rather not sure it yet steals the gold medal from our dear, demonic, sanity-challenged friend Salad Fingers.

The topper might have been if you had mentioned your mother used to sing it to you before bed. Hearing the tune would have been kick ass too, I bet!

Good job! You have earned yourself one decapitated devils head.

 

[Marquis]

I think it's about doom.

I think it's about a child's depression and loneliness.

 

[sincerely_helene]

I think it's about a child's depression and loneliness.

I think David Firth would get a chuckle out of our attempts to analyze his work. He just seems that type.

Ok, so I do have a theory or two... and I might just be 'suaded to share them after a few more submissions...

 

[curiousjen]

I don't know how much time you're prepared to spend on your quest for the sick and perverted, but I think I understand the mood you're in and the cravings you're experiencing. When this mood strikes me, I usually head for here If you browse the video section you'll likely find something to suit your needs. There's a lot of stupid stuff there too, so you may have to go when the cravings are not too urgent and you have a bit of time to kill!!

edited to add

oh yeah and there's a load of dumb porn ads interspersed with all the clips so unless you're super curious (and there are some quite funny ones like confessions of crack whore junkies) just avoid anything that looks that there will be loads of free sex)

 

[Marquis]

Where does the whole Salad Fingers idea come from anyway? What exactly are Salad like about his fingers?

 

[Marquis]

I don't know how much time you're prepared to spend on your quest for the sick and perverted, but I think I understand the mood you're in and the cravings you're experiencing. When this mood strikes me, I usually head for here If you browse the video section you'll likely find something to suit your needs. There's a lot of stupid stuff there too, so you may have to go when the cravings are not too urgent and you have a bit of time to kill!!

I can't even tell you what I do when I get in that mood...

 

[curiousjen]

I can't even tell you what I do when I get in that mood...

oh now you've made me imagine!!!

Humph

I'm getting all hot under the collar

 

[sincerely_helene]

I don't know how much time you're prepared to spend on your quest for the sick and perverted, but I think I understand the mood you're in and the cravings you're experiencing. When this mood strikes me, I usually head for here If you browse the video section you'll likely find something to suit your needs. There's a lot of stupid stuff there too, so you may have to go when the cravings are not too urgent and you have a bit of time to kill!!

Considering I've already wasted a good 28 years on my venture, I think I can spare a moment or two more. Many thanks for the link. I'll be sure to check it out, and if I encounter anything especially eye catching, I'll be sure to show it off and take full credit.

Congratulations! You have earned 2 decapitated devils heads for so extensively researching this long before I ever posted the thread.

 

[Aeroil]

hehehe.... okay helene, time to post some disturbing hentai.
*shudder* had to go into gurochan for this, you'd better appreciate it.
http://img.gurochan.net/g/src/1111416536561.jpg
if you want something similarrily scarring, www.gurochan.net, I'm not going back in there.

 

[sincerely_helene]

hehehe.... okay helene, time to post some disturbing hentai.
*shudder* had to go into gurochan for this, you'd better appreciate it.
http://img.gurochan.net/g/src/1111416536561.jpg
if you want something similarrily scarring, www.gurochan.net, I'm not going back in there.

The text, while a lovely shade of blue, is either so disturbing it distracts from the rest of what I'm supposed to be seeing on the page, or you enclosed the URL to the logo by mistake.

I could continue looking for subliminal images in the white background, but it might be less time consuming if you offer up the title of what you meant for me to see and I will search it out on the main page.

It looks like an interesting site. Just how many D.D.H's you earned for this find though, (much like the page,) is still yet to be seen. Here's a free one however, simply for the effort.

 

[Aeroil]

aw damn, I'll edit the link....
okay I checked it out and something has gone wrong with the picture itself, number 996 stopped working. Either way, I'm not hunting down another one, I went into gurochan 3 times today and that's too much. And what does DDH mean?

 

[Marquis]

aw damn, I'll edit the link....
okay I checked it out and something has gone wrong with the picture itself, number 996 stopped working. Either way, I'm not hunting down another one, I went into gurochan 3 times today and that's too much. And what does DDH mean?

Decapitated Devils Heads. Using acronyms is one of the ways women like Sinslurly make sure you were paying attention, you better wisen up son!

 

[TaintedB]

I don't know how much time you're prepared to spend on your quest for the sick and perverted, but I think I understand the mood you're in and the cravings you're experiencing. When this mood strikes me, I usually head for here

That's one of my favorite places too. I found the Anal Ring Toss movie there.

 

[graceanne]

Bonus points for mentioning that your mother used to sing it to you! That makes me question the mental stability of her, you, and the author of the song all at the same time! (Which is a good thing, by the way.)

I would be willing to place it right up there alongside Alice, (which is still quite impressive,) but I'm rather not sure it yet steals the gold medal from our dear, demonic, sanity-challenged friend Salad Fingers.

The topper might have been if you had mentioned your mother used to sing it to you before bed. Hearing the tune would have been kick ass too, I bet!

Good job! You have earned yourself one decapitated devils head.

She did sing it to me before bed. That and other Tom Lehr songs. They were like lullaby's. My whole family can sing almost all of Tom Lehr's songs, we've been hearing them since we were kids. That's mainly cause THEY'RE FUNNY. But I'm used to people not getting it.

No one ever said my mom wasn't fucked up. And as for Tom Lehr, he was put in a nazi consentration camp when he was 7. He later moved to the states, and was a teacher at Berkley (sp?). My uncle took a few classes from him. He's dead now.

On the other hand, K has threatened me with death if I sing them to our kids. *sigh*

 

[sincerely_helene]

Decapitated Devils Heads. Using acronyms is one of the ways women like Sinslurly make sure you were paying attention, you better wisen up son!

A most astute observation, Marquis.

We shalln't play together again until you've had a wash.