So WTF happened to the AH?

[Dr_Strabismus]

Last time I posted there back in 2007, , folks had a sense of humor. So damned EARNEST lol. It's just fuck'n porn

 

[schism666]

Last time I posted there back in 2007, , folks had a sense of humor. So damned EARNEST lol. It's just fuck'n porn

why the fuck aren't you asking them?

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

If people don't have a sense of humor, telling them won't do much. I mean I've read the threads. Back when, the AH was more like the GB, but with longer words

 

[lovecraft68]

If people don't have a sense of humor, telling them won't do much. I mean I've read the threads. Back when, the AH was more like the GB, but with longer words

At some point the original crowd was taken over by people who think writing smut on a free porn site is serious business and they're all writing literary masterpieces.

There is also a mod there now so if you're humor offends the snowflakes the post isn't going to be around long. I like to poke at their self importance, but I don't think some of them get they're being trolled and think even the trolling is a serious discussion.

If you want to wind them up over there, just tell them all the votes and stats are meaningless.

If you were around years ago you might want to know Slyc Willie, Dr. Mabuese and Boxlicker have all passed away.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

If you were around years ago you might want to know Slyc Willie, Dr. Mabuese and Boxlicker have all passed away.

Yeah I knew them. Got on with Mab in particular (kind of where I took my name from). Damn.

Whelp, good to see Ogg's still saying fuck you to the reaper anyway.

Okay. Well next time I have something humorous to say there, I'll run it by the committee fisrt

 

[oggbashan]

Yes, to my surprise and the continuing wonder of my oncologist, I'm still around.

Humour? My British humour is often lost in translation in posts so I keep it for my stories.

Many in the AH are new and want help with story writing. Once they are content with their skills - for some that will be never - they might relax. But the play threads like post office still continue.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

At some point the original crowd was taken over by people who think writing smut on a free porn site is serious business and they're all writing literary masterpieces.

There is also a mod there now so if you're humor offends the snowflakes the post isn't going to be around long. I like to poke at their self importance, but I don't think some of them get they're being trolled and think even the trolling is a serious discussion.

If you want to wind them up over there, just tell them all the votes and stats are meaningless.

If you were around years ago you might want to know Slyc Willie, Dr. Mabuese and Boxlicker have all passed away.

People who write smut are losers.

 

[lovecraft68]

People who write smut are losers.

Without smut stories you wouldn't have this site and this forum to spew your mindless drivel on.
On behalf of all the smut writers here, allow me to say you're welcome.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

People who write smut are losers.

And yet not all losers write smut. Go figure.

 

[oggbashan]

People who write smut are losers.

Without them you could not post here.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

And yet not all losers write smut. Go figure.

You can always start, it's not too late.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Without them you could not post here.

Yeah so, what's your point?

 

[oggbashan]

Yeah so, what's your point?

You bring NO value to Literotica. Smut writers provide the content without which Lit wouldn't exist.

You're just a freeloader.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

You bring NO value to Literotica. Smut writers provide the content without which Lit wouldn't exist.

You're just a freeloader.

Yeah so, what's your point?

You want a parade or something?

 

[DeluxAuto]

You bring NO value to Literotica. Smut writers provide the content without which Lit wouldn't exist.

You're just a freeloader.

How much per royalty check or monetary gain do authors who profit from their smut being on here do they give back to the site owners? No personal anecdotes, please.

 

[oggbashan]

How much per royalty check or monetary gain do authors who profit from their smut being on here do they give back to the site owners? No personal anecdotes, please.

The only profit I have made from Literotica is winning some contests.

I get no other financial benefit - just get my stories stolen and posted everywhere.

 

[oggbashan]

Yeah so, what's your point?

You want a parade or something?

My point is you use Literotica to post your hatred. Without authors there would be no platform for you.

 

[oggbashan]

Haters can be such ingrates!

Some can just be assholes.

 

[JohnEBbad]

My point is you use Literotica to post your hatred. Without authors there would be no platform for you.

Maybe Elon will let him back on Twitter...

 

[Philthy_Phil]

My point is you use Literotica to post your hatred. Without authors there would be no platform for you.

Sounds like someone needs their diaper changed.

Authors...lol

 

[oggbashan]

Sounds like someone needs their diaper changed.

Authors...lol

That's probably you.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

That's probably you.

Oooh, a I know you are but what am I response.

And you call yourself a writer? Pffft.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Actually the GB is a lot more slow and boring now than it was. Really. Used to have about 20 posts a second.

 

[oggbashan]

Oooh, a I know you are but what am I response.

And you call yourself a writer? Pffft.

With over 500 works on Lit, I am a writer.

You are just a cheapskate asshole.

 

[lovecraft68]

The only profit I have made from Literotica is winning some contests.

I get no other financial benefit - just get my stories stolen and posted everywhere.

One placing in a contest earns you more money than thousands of moronic posts.