So why aren't all the single girls hooking up with all the "nice" guys at the forum?

[Matthew Craig]

So why aren't all the single girls hooking up with all the "nice" guys at the forum?

I don't see much of nothing going on. You're all still here.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Because most women (prefer to) (er, do on a regular basis) date and have kids with knuckle dragging apes and then whine about how said apes are mistreating them.

See: Maureen Dowd.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Another fact: More women write love letters to convicted rapists and murderers than who date guys with low self confidence issues.

 

[Jailhouse]

I don't see much of nothing going on. You're all still here.

You're becoming Killswitch Jr.

Please. Aspire to more.

 

[Matthew Craig]

You're becoming Killswitch Jr.

Please. Aspire to more.

And i still get more pussy than you.

 

[poppy1963]

What nice guys?

 

[Jailhouse]

And i still get more pussy than you.

How is "zero" more than "zero", Junior?

 

[Matthew Craig]

How is "zero" more than "zero", Junior?

I AM NOT GAY, STOP PUTTING ME IN THE SAME BOAT AS YOU. fag..

 

[Hikari]

because the nice guys are too busy flirting me?

 

[Jailhouse]

I AM NOT GAY, STOP PUTTING ME IN THE SAME BOAT AS YOU. fag..

That didn't even make sense, but I think you should start wearing a T-Shirt that says "KILLSWITCH IS MY MASTER NOW".

 

[Trombonus]

because the nice guys are too busy flirting me?

*flirt*

 

[Matthew Craig]

That didn't even make sense, but I think you should start wearing a T-Shirt that says "KILLSWITCH IS MY MASTER NOW".

Dude, you're like 50 and still never had a girlfriend. Do fucking grow a set already..

 

[Buttah]

Nice guys? I want an old grump ...

 

[Jailhouse]

Dude, you're like 50 and still never had a girlfriend. Do fucking grow a set already..

This is the part where I'm supposed to correct you and say "OMG NOE! I HAD THIS MANY GFS" and stuff, but... I'm not gonna, cause you already know you're full of shit.

Seriously, it's not that I'm asking you to give your schtick up. Just stop using Killswitches. You know, the "I'm gonna pretend I know stuff about you" routine? It's one of the few ways you can make yourself look stupider here. Pick a different mentor. Anyone should be a better choice.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Let's call it before it starts, ok?

"Oh, nice guys are just weak. Nice guys whine too much. They're actually a bunch of violent jerks trying to pass off as nice. I'm sorry I don't have time to list all the nice guys' faults, I gotta finish up this love letter to Scott Peterson, he's such a nice guy aside from being a murderer and all that, he's so much nicer than my bad boy husband who cheats on me!"

 

[Matthew Craig]

This is the part where I'm supposed to correct you and say "OMG NOE! I HAD THIS MANY GFS" and stuff, but... I'm not gonna, cause you already know you're full of shit.

Seriously, it's not that I'm asking you to give your schtick up. Just stop using Killswitches. You know, the "I'm gonna pretend I know stuff about you" routine? It's one of the few ways you can make yourself look stupider here. Pick a different mentor. Anyone should be a better choice.

You pretend to know me every fucking day. That's a laugh. And compare me to whoever the fuck you want. Hitler even, i care not. You're spam in all of my threads. I gets poinless when i know what you're going to say every fucking time. I may just have to put you back on ignore for trolling.

 

[Lasher]

You know OJ is going on FOX just to get MORE pussy.

 

[loveumore]

Nice guys suck!

 

[Jailhouse]

You pretend to know me every fucking day. That's a laugh. And compare me to whoever the fuck you want. Hitler even, i care not. You're spam in all of my threads. I gets poinless when i know what you're going to say every fucking time. I may just have to put you back on ignore for trolling.

Hey, you post dumb bullshit and they get all precious when you're not taken more seriously. You fail to move me on that point. What can I tell you? I like posting in your threads! I'm gonna keep doing it!

 

[Matthew Craig]

Hey, you post dumb bullshit and they get all precious when you're not taken more seriously. You fail to move me on that point. What can I tell you? I like posting in your threads! I'm gonna keep doing it!

Then i'll put you on ignore now and save hours of defending myself against belittlement and unjustified attacks. Rot fool. Ignored..

 

[Jailhouse]

Then i'll put you on ignore now and save hours of defending myself against belittlement and unjustified attacks. Rot fool. Ignored..

Should I be ashamed of the fact that post gave me wood?

 

[Emerald Eyed]

Probably because many women here are like myself....

Not going to quickly meet someone i just met online.

 

[Hikari]

*flirt*

*flirt flirt*

 

[Bohemian Blue]

Probably because many women here are like myself....

Not going to quickly meet someone i just met online.

Oh now you tell me......

 

[Killswitch]

I don't see much of nothing going on. You're all still here.

Just because you dont or cant see it doesnt mean it isn't there.

Trust me.

Serenity Now!

lol