So?Where the fuck is the Porn?I want more Porn!Give me more Porn!Who wants it too?

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hard and wet kids - hard and wet.

Let's have it - dump yer filth here.

Look under every rock - search on every mountain top and dive deep into the deepest seas......

Hell, go to the moon or outer space if'n you have to, just....

Bring me more Porn!!!!!

Life's just too short and you can't fuck'em all - but you can damn sure - get as much Porn as you can and masterbate like fucking hell.

Bring on the Porn and supply me with lube.

I'm whackin' tonight!!!!!!

 

[Ambrosious]

Sparky

Ever heard of the Internet?

Ok, it's this wonderful thing your computer connect to...

They have pictures of women, mostly clothed, but you might catch a nipple here and there.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I was so horny on my golf weekend this past.....

that I watched the porno channel - scrambled - and whacked off. Of course thoughts of all the beautiful women here on the Lit board - constantly crossed my mind....

Hmmmm? Who was that I came with?

 

[TaffyJ]

I hear ya, Sparky

I'm horny as hell too, but pics don't satisfy me. My usual partner is away from his PC for a few days, and reality isn't hot enough. I'm just screwed. Actually, I'm not. Thus the problem. I thought you were a bit inflammatory on the board today. Is that the problem? I feel almost a rage when I'm that way and no way to satisfy it.

 

[TaffyJ]

Uh-oh!

Did I just make a complete and utter fool of myself? I meant it, though. So there, be cruel if you want to.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

The only fools who are, are those who don't think they are.

As for horny? I'm always horny.

As for inflamitory? I'm always fuckin' inflamitory.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

As for Taffy?

I pull it - until it stretches into bizarre shapes and breaks.

 

[TaffyJ]

LOL!

So you wanna break me, huh? You gotta pull me first, and I might enjoy that in my present mood. Don't forget to give me a lick every now and then, too. Beware, I'll get your fingers all sticky! Yum.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah well.....

I just hope you don't get stuck in my teeth......

I'd hate to think our relationship boiled down to flossing.

 

[TaffyJ]

Meat-eater's routine!

You should be accustomed to flossing, anyway. A good steak usually requires a bit of floss afterward. If you had to floss, at least you'd know you'd had somebody in your mouth!