So what's with this long hair stuff????

[T.H. Oughts]

I've been growing my hair all year and it's down past my sholders now.... I told the husband last night I'm gonna get to cut off cause it's uncomfortable.... he said NO!!!

It's icky when wet...
Tickles your face while doing things..
Hot around your neck..
tangles...

Give me good reasons I should keep my long hair???????

 

[Calamity Jane]

The only reason I can think of, is shorter hair is harder for a guy to pull while you're giving him a blowjob.

 

[seXieleXie]

amen, TH. amen.

 

[Purple Haze]

She asks me why...I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night; Hair that's a fright.
I'm hairy high and low,
Don't ask me why; don't know!
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead; darling

Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair!
Shoulder length, longer (hair!)
Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy

CHORUS:
Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, Show it;_
Long as God can grow it, My Hair!

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for bees
A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my

CHORUS

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!

O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can,
Then my hair's too short!
Down to here, down to there,
Down to where, down to there;
It stops by itself!
doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go
when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my Mother love me?

 

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[Olivianna]

You can toss your mane out the window of your tower in order to enable your suitors to visit.

 

[tastygroove]

It's icky when wet...
Tickles your face while doing things..
Hot around your neck..
tangles...

Are you sure this is hair you're describing?

 

[Guest]

 

[bknight2602]

I've been growing my hair all year and it's down past my sholders now.... I told the husband last night I'm gonna get to cut off cause it's uncomfortable.... he said NO!!!

It's icky when wet...
Tickles your face while doing things..
Hot around your neck..
tangles...

Give me good reasons I should keep my long hair???????

Get it cut short for the summer! hehehe

 

[Guest]

 

[Willing and Unsure]

my hair is long too... falls to the middle of my back

the advantages I see of it: I can tickle my partner with it while giving him a blow job (unintentional of course), I can do a ton with it in terms of styling and putting it up, I love the feel of someone else running their fingers through it


oh... and add what EE said to my list too.

 

[Guest]

 

[I'mVan]

When he slams into you from behind, fingers digging deep into the delicious flesh of your arse, he thows his head back, hips pistoning his shaft hard and deep into you, he reaches forward as you both climb the steep slope of impending climax, wraps a fist full of your hair around his hand and pulls your body back into his, trying to merge your bodies the way your souls are . . .

This is a good time to have shoulder length hair.

 

[Problem Child]

The only reason I can think of, is shorter hair is harder for a guy to pull while you're giving him a blowjob.

No it's not. To execute a really good blowjob hairpull, you need to grab it right near the scalp anyway, so as long as she has at least three or four inches of hair it's ok.

Vixie got her hair cut this weekend, whacked off about 8 inches and it looks gorgeous. Eminently pullable.

 

[Guest]

No it's not. To execute a really good blowjob hairpull, you need to grab it right near the scalp anyway, so as long as she has at least three or four inches of hair it's ok.

Vixie got her hair cut this weekend, whacked off about 8 inches and it looks gorgeous. Eminently pullable.

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[Problem Child]

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Evidently I'm being accused of something.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I have had my hair 2" long and down to the middle of my back. I"ll take long hair any day.

I don't have to wash it every day so it looks good. I don't have to use a bunch of hair products to keep it where I want it to be.

I get it cut every 6 months instead of every 6 weeks. Saves me money.

I have all sorts of ways I can wear it. Ponytail, braided. I like a little triple ponytail thing I do. Multiple kinds of "up do's." I have an array of chopsticks that I put in it. I have old broaches that I have collected at garage and estate sales that cover any elastic bands I put in.

It works great under a baseball cap (with the ponytail hanging out the hole,) and a motorcycle helmet.

When I go to bed at night and take it down, it takes me from a clean cut professional and mom to a wantom woman.

It makes me happier than short hair.

 

[peachykeen]

I need to get a bit cut off, as the ends are a bit sizzled from too much beachtime this summer coupled with years of serial highlighting, but Mr Keen would have a siezure if I took off much I think. He always says "Well it's your hair, do what you want," but he says it so dejectedly, I know he's lying.

I don't mind it being the length it is (just past my shoulders) really. It's a bit of a pain sometimes (not like we ever have windy, rainy days in London) but it does give me more options.

 

[J.B.]

It's a sex thing. (isn't everything?)

Personally I love my long hair. It reaches just above the swell of my butt and I love the way it tickles my waist when I let it down. I don't mind the up keep it's worth it.

I did have a whole hair fiasco about 6 months ago when I went to get my hair shaped. I told the woman that I didn't want to lose any length (I knew I didn't have any split ends) and only wanted a few layers in it. she whacked about 4 inches off and left it looking like a rats nest.
It ended up somewhere between my shoulder blades after I got it all fixed.

yes. I cried.

 

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[Guest]

I keep my big dflapping cunt trimmed, abut every 2 years. Then I never see the slit and it always looks clean and well maintained.

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[peachykeen]

EE, your cunt has dflaps? Cool. Where'd you get 'em?

 

[bad kitty]

I know all too well about long hair. Mine is down to the bottom of my butt cheek and wildly curly. Yes, there are disadvantages, but the advantages outwiegh it. Men LOVE long hair. it drives them wild. It looks good, and easy to take care of once you find what products work best for you. When you want it short, all youhave to do is take it up like for a pony tail and tie it in a knot. You are in the aggrivating "fall in teh face" stage. Wait a lil while and it will be long enough to stay behind your back. It definately is fun in sex play too. Like if you are on top, all you have to do is sway your head back and forth and give him a nice tickle on his thighs.

 

[J.B.]

What I love is that I no longer need rubber bands pulling at my ahir while it holds it up. I can just twist it in to a knot and have it look like a pony tail.