So what ladies would like to be romanced?

[666666666666666]

BY THE MASTER OF SIX?

I shall provide poetry for you.

 

[champagne1982]

Pfft... SIX?

That's nuthin' ... LOL

Signed -- Carrie (size whore)

 

[butters]

Pfft... SIX?

That's nuthin' ... LOL

Signed -- Carrie (size whore)

if the poetry's great, we might consider.... but it'd have to be great. show us what you gots

 

[WickedEve]

Pfft... SIX?

That's nuthin' ... LOL

Signed -- Carrie (size whore)

You want the master of at least nine, don't you?

 

[butters]

666 is such a cliché

 

[UnderYourSpell]

if the poetry's great, we might consider.... but it'd have to be great. show us what you gots

literally?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh look he's a virgin how cute don't let Eve loose on him, poor guy will never survive

 

[butters]

literally?

figuratively

they're here throwing down the gauntlet of their words - i wanna see if we ought to be impressed before considering the offer

 

[UnderYourSpell]

figuratively

they're here throwing down the gauntlet of their words - i wanna see if we ought to be impressed before considering the offer

Well for all his initial enthusiasm he seems to have backed out of the deal perhaps he's heard about Eve's dildo chair

 

[butters]

Well for all his initial enthusiasm he seems to have backed out of the deal perhaps he's heard about Eve's dildo chair

but that's pretty tame now we persuaded her to ditch the electrics *blinks*
is he a man, or a number?

 

[WickedEve]

Well for all his initial enthusiasm he seems to have backed out of the deal perhaps he's heard about Eve's dildo chair

Oh, you remember my dildo chair. I need to repost pics of that cute, deadly, little chair.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh, you remember my dildo chair. I need to repost pics of that cute, deadly, little chair.

Eve the sight of that chair is indelibly stamped on my brain and has had more impact than anything else I have encountered on this messageboard, but please do post it again for those who have joined the ranks since!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

So ..... anyone been romanced yet?

 

[bflagsst]

I wish to be romanced as if I were a lady, 66666666666666. Or necromanced as if I were a dead ghoulish gal.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I wish to be romanced as if I were a lady, 66666666666666. Or necromanced as if I were a dead ghoulish gal.

kinky!!

 

[miaction69]

fk the romance - but i would like some poetry

 

[butters]

i think, perhaps, they wandered off to romance a stone, believing they'd find a better response than was offered by us lot

 

[annaswirls]

i think, perhaps, they wandered off to romance a stone, believing they'd find a better response than was offered by us lot

 

[CharleyH]

Pfft... SIX?

That's nuthin' ... LOL

Signed -- Carrie (size whore)

ROFLOL - LOVE IT!

 

[DrewberryLess]

66666x: can you try and seduce the boys first with a sestina on foreplay? I'll watch, take diligent notes, and cheer you on from the sideline. You can do it! I know you can. Dazzle us with your brilliance.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

i think, perhaps, they wandered off to romance a stone, believing they'd find a better response than was offered by us lot

Then I am afraid he is not for me then as a GSOH is paramount in any budding relationship and one that can't take gentle teasing won't last very long even when the sex is fucking mindblowing