So, what is your malfunction?

[BgMma]

Mine is pretty obvious, so I have to ask the rest of you

What makes you a complete basket case?
What sends you into a fit?

What would make you rub baby oil on your body and slide down Main Street........oh, wait, that is something else.

Okay, what is your ultimate peeve?
Or personal problem, whichever you prefer.

I am tired and going to bed.

 

[christcat69]

My pet peeve... arrogant people with guns and unstable minds.

 

[RedStorm]

Hearing anything about my ex husband.

 

[intrigued]

Having someone stab you in the back when you thought they were your friend. Doesn't make me crazy, just hurts.
They will only do so once.

Manipulation. This one fires me up. It's ugly.

Being analyzed by someone that doesn't even know me.

Being told what I'm thinking, what I should be thinking, and when to think it.

Ahh, crap. People. Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

 

[Trail48]

Having someone stab you in the back when you thought they were your friend. Doesn't make me crazy, just hurts.
They will only do so once.

Manipulation. This one fires me up. It's ugly.

Being analyzed by someone that doesn't even know me.

Being told what I'm thinking, what I should be thinking, and when to think it.

Ahh, crap. People. Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

lets raise the grumpy flag

 

[intrigued]

lets raise the grumpy flag

Ahh heck...I was hoping no one would notice.

I tried to sleep, but no. I was thinking the shots of rum would help, but no.

OK, thats it...when can you be here?

 

[Trail48]

Ahh heck...I was hoping no one would notice.

I tried to sleep, but no. I was thinking the shots of rum would help, but no.

OK, thats it...when can you be here?

90 minutes

 

[intrigued]

90 minutes

Tell me you're not still sitting there?

Hit it, babe.

 

[bad kitty]

I have too many malfunctions to list. I don't have that kind of time.

 

[MissTaken]

I dont' know if it is a malfunction or not as it seems pretty reasonable to me.

Friends lying will irk me and end a freindship.

Friends lying about me will put me over the edge.

 

[~Dream~]

just a post

 

[intrigued]

I have a couple more.

Worrying about someone.

Silence.

 

[Blindinthedark]

Mines always been procrastination. I just have to learn to get up off my ass and do all the things that I want to do. The prob with that is I've alway have this huge list that I want to accomplish. Oh well. Maybe tom.

 

[ozraven]

What makes you a complete basket case?

- Slow drivers in the fast lane!

What sends you into a fit?

- When they perfectly match the speed of the car beside them....for miles!!!!!

What would make you rub baby oil on your body and slide down Main Street........oh, wait, that is something else.

- mmmm is that good or bad? *S*


Okay, what is your ultimate peeve?

- Hairy armpits on women

Or personal problem, whichever you prefer.

- Intollerance!!!!!!!!

 

[red_rose]

Busy signals. Busy signals drive me up the cotton-pickin' wall.

Especially busy signals when calling a business.

I can't tell you how many people have lost my business because their phone line was busy. I would rather just hang up and move on to the next person than try calling back.

(There are a lot of things in life that upset me... but that is definitely my malfunction. lol)

 

[TWB]

I just don't give a crap.

 

[red_rose]

I just don't give a crap.

 

[TWB]

Constipated or not you can still play with me.

 

[bknight2602]

My total lack of sex with a female. That has driven me here!

hehehe

 

[BgMma]

My total lack of sex with a female. That has driven me here!

hehehe

Darling, I told you I could take care of that.

What is my malfunction? Knowing that you aren't here yet! I told you to get a move on!!