So what is your Battle cry??

[DreamWeaver]

Whats your Battle cry??

Don't forget to change the gender under the user name

Mine is
Lo! Who is that, prowling along the desert! It is DreamWeaver, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"

 

[DirkPryde]

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[1sexylady]

I don't think I could do this but then.....

**Prowling over the candy store, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh 1sexylady! And she gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to pulverize you so hard, you will not be able to see straight!!"**

 

[Arden]

"They that dare enter my realm for the sake of evil shall be damned to a lifetime of merciless desert winds pummeling their sullen faces with stinging sprays of salt-sand... as the searing heat of the barren wastelands melt their brow!"

"Aye, treachery and revenge doth soothe the wicked soul!"


LMAO... definitely not up to par, but I tried.



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Edit... I missed the link

Hark! Who is that, stalking over the plains! It is Arden, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a low bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pulverize you into a fine spicy powder!"

That would work for me too

 

[phoenix1224]

Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the desert! It is phoenix1224, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh: 'I'm going to hump you until you shit molten lava, and throw you out the window!'

Wow... that's harsh...

 

[DreamWeaver]

Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the desert! It is phoenix1224, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh: 'I'm going to hump you until you shit molten lava, and throw you out the window!'

Wow... that's harsh...

LOL

Yup it is

I wonder how some other people will come out??

 

[Missingmeds]

Who is that, skulking over the freeway! It is Missingmeds, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a booming bellow, her voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I bring darkness and mayhem faster than the super-flu!!"


Yeppers that sounds about right....

 

[Sapphiregem]

Lo! Who is that, striding amidst the freeway! It is Trice, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a spectacular cry, her voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!!"

 

[cookiejar]

Hark! Who is that, skulking through the terrain! It is Cookiejar, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She howls vengefully:

"I'm going to bruise you with such disregard for common sense, you will polymorph into a cockatrice!!"

 

[lovelylisa]

Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the fields! It is Lovelylisa, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She cries thunderously:

"I'm going to smash you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!"


teehee sharpened screwdriver!

 

[rosylady]

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking through the tundra! It is Rosylady, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a mighty grunt, her voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"

 

[tonitits]

Rampaging over the desert, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Tonitits! And she gives a cruel roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I desecrate like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"