So what IS going on?

[English Lady]

I've been away for the weekend and things have gone wonky...can someone give me the edited highlights of the weekends happenings so I know if i should be chirpy or grumpy or another of the alternative seven dwarves?


I am so going to have to persuade my mother to get internet access*L*


Anyway....I'm back (did I ever tell you i was good at stating the obvious) and I want to know whats what without reading through every thread here.


yup i'm lazy....tell me something I don't know.


Any helpful type person will get showered with EL kisses and kindnesses!

 

[Guest]

Welcome back, EL! Just be yourself, hon, wouldn't want ya any other way.

As for what has happened, it really doesn't matter. It's all in the past and this disfunctional family will just carry on like it always has.

Lou

 

[ruminator]

Hi, it's nice to meet you.

I followed some alluring women back from a raid at the GB and after being taken prisoner, managed to escape and get a key made so I can slip in and out of incarceration rather independently.

 

[Guest]

Lady, I'm sorry but I expect you to be chirpy always, at the very least. I think I've seen you grumpy once or twice but it was really hard to tell.

So welcome back, glad you met rumi, he's a find!

Perdita

 

[English Lady]

oh ok...so i shouldn't go reading any other threads then? I've just looked at two ....just the first few posts and I am getting a little worked up! *L* Same old Same old AH crap from what I can see*L* I think I have seen this same argument 3 or 4 times now...i've nly been hanging around here for 18 months!

good to see you tatelou hope you're well!


Well hello Ruminator..sounds like you had lots of fun this weekend! slipping in and out sounds very attractive to me *grins*
It is lovely to meet you....here is your promised 's and we'll see about the kindnesses later

 

[English Lady]

Perdita...I don't do grumpy/angry/growly very well and if I do it seems only to be for short bursts.

good to see you I hope you're doing well.

Ruminator sure sounds like he has a firm foot in the door here at the AH *L* I shall welcome with open arms. I am good at that!

 

[ruminator]

Thank you.

It's probably too soon to talk about conjugal visits I suppose

 

[pop_54]

I've been away for the weekend and things have gone wonky...can someone give me the edited highlights of the weekends happenings so I know if i should be chirpy or grumpy or another of the alternative seven dwarves?


I am so going to have to persuade my mother to get internet access*L*


Anyway....I'm back (did I ever tell you i was good at stating the obvious) and I want to know whats what without reading through every thread here.


yup i'm lazy....tell me something I don't know.


Any helpful type person will get showered with EL kisses and kindnesses!

I know how you feel darling... welcome back by the way ... I buggered off for a few days to do my income tax form and something went down... Not on me unfortunately ... Like you I'm too lazy to read about it, but it seems to be over now... Trust us to miss the f*****g fun

 

[English Lady]

ruminator....becareful..you might get your key confiscated


Pops....Glad to here i'm not the only one completely in the dark here*L* so was it you who locked us in ths cupboard together?

 

[pop_54]

ruminator....becareful..you might get your key confiscated


Pops....Glad to here i'm not the only one completely in the dark here*L* so was it you who locked us in ths cupboard together?

Damn and I thought I'd been clever losing that key... you sussed it Nice though wasn't it

 

[Guest]

ruminator....becareful..you might get your key confiscated


Pops....Glad to here i'm not the only one completely in the dark here*L* so was it you who locked us in ths cupboard together?

It was me that locked Rumi in the cupboard under my stairs. He's being a good little captive, though, and I now trust him to come and go as he pleases... provided he pleases me, of course.

I hope he's being a good boy for you, EL! If not, let me know, and we can deal with him together.

Lou

 

[ruminator]

It was me that locked Rumi in the cupboard under my stairs. He's being a good little captive, though, and I now trust him to come and go as he pleases... provided he pleases me, of course.

I hope he's being a good boy for you, EL! If not, let me know, and we can deal with him together.

Lou

disappears into the hidden passageways of erotica to escape.

 

[Guest]

Awww, we scared him off.

I'm gonna hunt him down like a dawg!!!

Muahahahaha!

Lou

 

[ruminator]

Awww, we scared him off.

I'm gonna hunt him down like a dawg!!!

Muahahahaha!

Lou

..psssssstttt......

.....I went that a-way..... -------------->

I'll slow down every now and then to make sure I don't get away.

 

[English Lady]

Pops....you crafty eld bugger you! *L* it is a trick i would have pulled myself..but you beat me too it..


I think ruminator just wants us to chase him...you go one way Lou, i'll go t'ther and we'll trap him in the middle *wg*

 

[Guest]

Pops....you crafty eld bugger you! *L* it is a trick i would have pulled myself..but you beat me too it..


I think ruminator just wants us to chase him...you go one way Lou, i'll go t'ther and we'll trap him in the middle *wg*

Yep, I'm onto it. You go the way he went, I'll take him by surprise and creep up behind him.

Lou

 

[English Lady]

righty ho!


Oh I'm going on a ruminator hunt...*dons explorers tin helmet*


*creeping*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

EL, what's going on is that minsue has infected all of the AH with geese!

 

[English Lady]

*checking between my breasts*

Well shes not got to me....

yet!

 

[Liar]

*checking between my breasts*

Well shes not got to me....

yet!

You just wait...

 

[Guest]

You just wait...

Uh-oh. Run, Lady, run for dem hills!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Lady, I can't believe you wouldn't enjoy a good goose. P.

 

[English Lady]

would it be so bad to have a goose between my boobs?

 

[English Lady]

Perdita..you must hae pre-empted my comment *chuckles*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Speaking of geese... where's YOUR goose, Perdita?