So? What have you stuck up your ass?

[Sparky Kronkite]

Not just sexual either.

Medical stuff? (The doctors finger?)

Accidental stuff? (You slipped and fell why recording your singing in the shower and ouch - that Shure microphone became lodged in yer bung!)

Yer own finger? (Hey you were young and it was the 70's!)

Yer Granny's big toe? (Don't ask.)

That can of Crazy Foam? (Don't ask #2.)

How about you? What's been up your ass?

 

[lovetoread]

Nothing.

Ass virgin here.

But one day....

 

[SINthysist]

I won't shit you...

You're my favorite turd

 

[Guest]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I happen to be an ass virgin specialist!!!

First off.......

Low lights, candles, music and insense.

Next in line.......

Three shots of your favorite booze - no matter if you drink or not - it's necessary.

Then, a 250ml Valium.

Next - a good, pro-quality 30 minute massage - with hot oil.

Next - your favorite male partner - orally.

Next - crotch massage.

Next - nether entrance finger massage.

Next - continue crotch massage with vibrator.

Next - little finger insert into nether region.

Next - bigger finger.

(All this takes some time.)

And on and on until relaxation takes over entirely and.......

I can slam my rather imodest sized pecked deep into your bowels!!!!!

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: I happen to be an ass virgin specialist!!!

I can slam my rather imodest sized pecked deep into your bowels!!!!!

*Taking notes*

Sparky, you old smoothie you...

 

[lovetoread]

He had me going...until he slammed into me.

I dunno.

Something about that screams out ouch!!!!

 

[TWB]

That's none of your goddam business.

Hmmm. . .
http://www.richmangalleries.com/images/Empire-State-Building.jpg

 

[Ginny]

i spy a corncob stuck up a few literotican asses.....

http://exn.ca/news/Images/19970217-cob.jpg

bound to feel good....wonder why they're still so uptight and pissy?

 

[nasty1]

My finger. A pen/pencil, a cucumber, and, my air pump for my wheelchair,(and, I even pumped air up my ass.) That's all I can remember.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

apparently I have LTR's butt plug, wish I could remember how it got there

 

[lovetoread]

apparently I have LTR's butt plug, wish I could remember how it got there

Cause I am too chicken to put it in mine.

 

[RawHumor]

apparently I have LTR's butt plug, wish I could remember how it got there

You've GOT to quit partying so hard! You tore off your clothes and then couldn't get it in fast enough! We were all amazed that you didn't even stop to lube up first.

 

[lovetoread]

You've GOT to quit partying so hard! You tore off your clothes and then couldn't get it in fast enough! We were all amazed that you didn't even stop to lube up first.

Gawd warn somebody before they take a drink....

 

[RawHumor]

Gawd warn somebody before they take a drink....

 

[brokenbrainwave]

You've GOT to quit partying so hard! You tore off your clothes and then couldn't get it in fast enough! We were all amazed that you didn't even stop to lube up first.

when you guys said play hide and go seek I REALLY took it the wrong way I guess

 

[ReBeLBeLLe]

Seems my head...which is par for the course.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I know this scank babe who has put a.......

Cornish Game Hen up there?

Yeah - left it for days........

When she released it........

The meat fell off the bones!

 

[lovetoread]

when you guys said play hide and go seek I REALLY took it the wrong way I guess

Oh gawd.

I am hurting here.

 

[marksgirl]

I've had a tank up my ass.

Go ahead and ask.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Where is OUTSIDER when you need him? He has plenty of visuals!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Oh gawd.

I am hurting here.

oh thats it baby, let me hear your pain...opps wrong thread

 

[lilminx]

I've had a tank up my ass.

Go ahead and ask.

A tank of what?

 

[marksgirl]

#1tankcomander, and he is enough up my ass.

 

[RawHumor]

oh thats it baby, let me hear your pain...opps wrong thread

LMAO