So what do you talk about at 4am?

[ridddder]

I can't dredge old threads with 50 pages up, I have the attention span of a rock....Like Dr Evil said..give me a frickin bone here. Anyone got anything good to say?

 

[Shadowann2]

Ummmm..Hi, sweetie! (sorry it's late, that's all I got!)

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

how about: I suspect my hangover tomorrow will be very bad.

 

[capricious_chic]

Good is so relative.

 

[Smiley777]

“An apt and true reply was given to Alexander the Great by a pirate who had been seized. For when that king had asked the man what he meant by keeping hostile possession of the sea, he answered with bold pride. "What thou meanest by seizing the whole earth; but because I do it with a petty ship, I am called a robber, whilst thou who dost it with a great fleet art styled emperor."

 

[Cibo]

I can't dredge old threads with 50 pages up, I have the attention span of a rock....

*wipes Code Red off his screen*

 

[scylis]

TREMBLE BEFORE ME, MORTALS! POSTRATE YOURSELF BEFORE MY GREATNESS! WORSHIP ME OR DIE, FOR YOU ARE TASTY AND GOOD WITH KETCHUP!

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Cthulhu '04

 

[Vay]

The same thing anyone else would talk about at 4 am.....why are you still up?

 

[Tati]

TREMBLE BEFORE ME, MORTALS! POSTRATE YOURSELF BEFORE MY GREATNESS! WORSHIP ME OR DIE, FOR YOU ARE TASTY AND GOOD WITH KETCHUP!

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Cthulhu '04

Demons like ketchup??

 

[Vay]

Ya know, practically everything that's good with ketchup, is better with BBQ sauce.

 

[Tati]

Ya know, practically everything that's good with ketchup, is better with BBQ sauce.

Just doesn't sound so powerful and evil when a demon says "FOR YOU ARE GOOD AND TASTY WITH BBQ SAUCE!!!"

 

[Vay]

True, ketchup just has that flair to it, perhaps because it's just a 2 syllable word.

 

[Tati]

True, ketchup just has that flair to it, perhaps because it's just a 2 syllable word.

BBQ is just too cute of a condinment to say when you are an evil demon. Now Ketchup...just drips evil when it rolls off my tongue....

 

[Vay]

BBQ is just too cute of a condinment to say when you are an evil demon. Now Ketchup...just drips evil when it rolls off my tongue....

Evil ketchup.....I like it.

 

[Xerxes82]

sweet...a discussion about the demonic properties of bbq sauce versus ketchup...
now I really have heard everything


(for the record, I vote BBQ. it's so tasty, and tempting...clearly a gift from below...)

 

[scylis]

I AM NO MERE DEMON! I AM A GOD! I SLEEP BELOW THE SEA IN DEAD R'LYEH! I WAIT FOR REVIVAL, AND I DREAM! I DREAM DREAMS FRIGHTENING ENOUGH TO MAKE EVEN THE STONGEST OF WILLS CRY OUT IN INSANITY!

*cough cough*

EXCUSE ME.

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Cthulhu '04

 

[Shadowann2]

BBQ sauce has that spicy kick...that could only have come from Satan

 

[Tati]

sweet...a discussion about the demonic properties of bbq sauce versus ketchup...
now I really have heard everything


(for the record, I vote BBQ. it's so tasty, and tempting...clearly a gift from below...)

well....it IS the "what do you talk about at 4am?" thread...cmon...its 4am....of course this will be bizarre

 

[Tati]

I AM NO MERE DEMON! I AM A GOD! I SLEEP BELOW THE SEA IN DEAD R'LYEH! I WAIT FOR REVIVAL, AND I DREAM! I DREAM DREAMS FRIGHTENING ENOUGH TO MAKE EVEN THE STONGEST OF WILLS CRY OUT IN INSANITY!

*cough cough*

EXCUSE ME.

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Cthulhu '04

ok...ok...excuse me....mr. I'm not a demon...but cmon....you eat ketchup????

 

[scylis]

YES. I DESPISE TARTAR SAUCE. IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE TARTARS.

 

[Tati]

YES. I DESPISE TARTAR SAUCE. IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE TARTARS.

how do you feel about mustard and relish?

 

[scylis]

MUSTARD, ESPECIALLY THE YELLOW KIND, REMINDS ME OF HASTUR. ICK. AND I SEE ENOUGH GREEN TO NOT LIKE RELISH ON PRINCIPLE.

 

[Tati]

MUSTARD, ESPECIALLY THE YELLOW KIND, REMINDS ME OF HASTUR. ICK. AND I SEE ENOUGH GREEN TO NOT LIKE RELISH ON PRINCIPLE.

So....what you are saying is that you are condiment snooty?

 

[scylis]

I HAVE VERY FINICKY CONDEMENTAL TASTES, YES. I AM A GOD. IT'S ALLOWED.

 

[Tati]

and um....what the fuck is Hastur?