so what did i miss

[Lord_Steve]

dang it's been a while! i missed you crazy kids.

 

[midwestyankee]

Justice Roberts ruled that it's perfectly constitutional to require newbies to read Stella's posts on topping/bottoming definitions and such or pay a tax of cookies to Graceanne.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Justice Roberts ruled that it's perfectly constitutional to require newbies to read Stella's posts on topping/bottoming definitions and such or pay a tax of cookies to Graceanne.

That's what's happening, exactly.

More details as they emerge.

Back to you, Steve.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Justice Roberts ruled that it's perfectly constitutional to require newbies to read Stella's posts on topping/bottoming definitions and such or pay a tax of cookies to Graceanne.

Of course there's a kickback, but that news hasn't broken yet.

 

[BiBunny]

*fangirl*

Oh, my God, it's His Royal Steveness! He has returned! My day is made!

/fangirl

 

[Lord_Steve]

That's what's happening, exactly.

More details as they emerge.

Back to you, Steve.

Thank you, DGE. DGE is our network whetherman and whitherman.

In related news, the price of cookies skyrocketed yesterday as idiot bdsm neophytes misused the phrase "topping from the bottom" no less than 6341 times.

Graceanne, when reached for comment, replied "Ha ha, more cookies for me, bitches. GRACE OUTTT!" before dropping her microphone and flipping off this reporter with one hand while frantically eating cookies with her other.

*fangirl*

Oh, my God, it's His Royal Steveness! He has returned! My day is made!

/fangirl

hey!!! hey you! i like you too!!

 

[BiBunny]

hey!!! hey you! i like you too!!

*Swoon*

 

[Lord_Steve]

*Swoon*

i would throw myself down a flight of stairs made entirely out of broken glass and entrails just to fistbump you once irl, girl

 

[Sir_Winston54]

i would throw myself down a flight of stairs made entirely out of broken glass and entrails just to fistbump you once irl, girl

Be careful about making statements like that. Bunny is just the kind of girl to *build* that flight of stairs and send you directions to it.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Be careful about making statements like that. Bunny is just the kind of girl to *build* that flight of stairs and send you directions to it.

i'm not actually that worried, it's so hard to get good entrails these days

 

[BiBunny]

i would throw myself down a flight of stairs made entirely out of broken glass and entrails just to fistbump you once irl, girl

*Titter*

Why, my Lord Steve, you are too kind.

*Simper*

Be careful about making statements like that. Bunny is just the kind of girl to *build* that flight of stairs and send you directions to it.

Shh! Don't tell him that.

i'm not actually that worried, it's so hard to get good entrails these days

Well, you know...I do what I can.

 

[ruby_my_dear]

That's what's happening, exactly.

More details as they emerge.

Back to you, Steve.

Phew!
That's a relief. I thought the GB radicals had finally caught up with Lord Steve and were force feeding him all the cookies.

I missed you too!

 

[Lord_Steve]

Phew!
That's a relief. I thought the GB radicals had finally caught up with Lord Steve and were force feeding him all the cookies.

I missed you too!

but yeah, i'm leaving the GB alone for now. there are limits to my endurance! i'm not a sub! i'm not used to prolonged emotional suffering!

i'll just hang out here, where the people are nice and the beer is cold, forever.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

but yeah, i'm leaving the GB alone for now. there are limits to my endurance! i'm not a sub! i'm not used to prolonged emotional suffering!

i'll just hang out here, where the people are nice and the beer is cold, forever.

Also, we have cookies, gum and cheese.

I'm contemplating a stir fry of said items.

 

[Licia]

*takes a deep breath*

Friendly wilderness.

 

[Lord_Steve]

*takes a deep breath*

Friendly wilderness.

dunno what this means but i like it!

 

[desertslave]

Hi there! I think I snuck in while you were MIA. <wave>

This thread is officially certified to give you the RDA of morning giggles.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Hi there! I think I snuck in while you were MIA. <wave>

This thread is officially certified to give you the RDA of morning giggles.

i have been MIA for a while now, haven't i

well howdy, buckaroo! you can call me lord steve- just don't call me late for dinner!!! yuk yuk yuk

i have fruitfully spent my self-imposed exile composing excellent and original jokes, like that one!

 

[Licia]

dunno what this means but i like it!

Fresh air, walkabouts and refreshing drinks.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Fresh air, walkabouts and refreshing drinks.

i feel like the thread of this conversation got snagged in a briar patch some miles back because i'm no longer following it, but i'm pretty sure i agree with everything you're saying!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

i feel like the thread of this conversation got snagged in a briar patch some miles back because i'm no longer following it, but i'm pretty sure i agree with everything you're saying!

Chimichangas. Mountain trails. A hairline crack in my fibula.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Chimichangas. Mountain trails. A hairline crack in my fibula.

smooth jazz. an enormous buffet. three russian sisters growing old beneath the cherry blossoms.

 

[midwestyankee]

smooth jazz. an enormous buffet. three russian sisters growing old beneath the cherry blossoms.

Mozart. Memphis in May. Fifty pounds of once-worn-never-laundered g-strings.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Brad Paisley. An open road going anywhere, or nowhere. Cattle chewing their cuds in the shade of a cottonwood grove.

 

[rekane]

Lord Steve!
I am not around much, but I am happy to see you when I am here.
Welcome back.