So, We're Sitting Here Watching Golf...

[millieteases]

And my spouse says I should write a golf story for Literotica.

Where do you think I should go with it?

Some kind of a bet?

Being part of the crowd and finding someplace discreet - or not so discreet?

Out and out exhibitionism?

Or on the eighteenth green at the country club late at night?

Thanks for your help.

 

[Chicklet]

actually I've seen requests for golf player celebrity stories...maybe you should do a search for those threads and see what those people wanted. you might just make their day.

chicklet

 

[ANiceGuy]

How about Two teen girls and a famous Golf Pro

How about two teen girls out snagging stray balls at night and a famous golf pro discovers them. They end up balling on the green. Turns out the pro is so busy practicing he never has time to date and falls in love ( lust ) with the girls?

 

[sirhugs]

actually I've seen requests for golf player celebrity stories...maybe you should do a search for those threads and see what those people wanted. you might just make their day.

chicklet

Tiger Woods being the obvious choice?

actually, a text search on the story site produces 22 entries, many of the " the pro adjusted my swing, felt my tits , we fucked" vein; a series involving a female caddy; and couples that golf together then enjoy a different sort of foursome.

I don't think that's overexposure, and a good writer can have fun with the setting.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

the pro adjusted my swing, felt my tits

well, that is one of the things that you see in many movies (at least in comedies). It is either tennis or golf. A woman tries to play golf, but her swing is miserable. So this pro helps her: He takes her hands, and shows her how to play golf. So her butt is pressed against his lap, so she can feel his penis ... is hard penis ...

However, I found a picture, that could be inspiring, too.

In this picture, it is a male, but my idea is about a female:

So there is this girl, running naked across the golf course during a match. (Maybe she lost a bet, or maybe she just loves the attraction. Or she wants to shock the snobby golfers.) It is a big match, so it is on live tv. So the guards need to catch her, since she is right in front of the camera. Finally, one guy catches her and covers her with a coat. And then, there could be an erotic tension between them. Or he blackmails her: "I will hand you over to the police, if you don't give me a blow job" (but how realistic is this ? How hard is the punishment for flashing ? Maybe she is just a naughty girl who likes to give blowjobs ...)

 

[sirhugs]

actually I've seen requests for golf player celebrity stories...maybe you should do a search for those threads and see what those people wanted. you might just make their day.

chicklet

I found a thread chicklet posted to called " LPGA" which requested stories about Se Ri Pak/"Peanut"/Grace Park or Karrie Webb/Annika Sorenstam.

I happened to see an article somewhere- net or paper, that LPGA has invested in image consultants to help the lady golfers spruce up , recognizing that part of Tiger's appeal is appearance, and of course, Anna K, who gets more attention for her clothes than her swing in tennis.

So perhaps an LPGA story line is timely.

Like Chicklet, I don't follow it, but I might read it.

 

[bgoos2]

learining to play

I see a story about learning to play. Maybe a female cowrker that feels left out of the men's weekly golf outing decides to get one of the men to teach her. From there it is just a matter of positions. bendings, how to hold the staff. Light flirtation turns into more driving range lessons and then finally the course. Playing twilight to save a few dollars and not quit making it back to the clubhouse before dark... Let the creative people fill in the details.

 

[snooper]

... How hard is the punishment for flashing ? ...

In the UK the penalties for streaking (i.e. running naked at a major sporting event) can be quite high. Jail for a second offence, I believe.

 

[sirhugs]

In the UK the penalties for streaking (i.e. running naked at a major sporting event) can be quite high. Jail for a second offence, I believe.

so, a copper might extract a favour?

 

[Texguy84]

actually I've seen requests for golf player celebrity stories...maybe you should do a search for those threads and see what those people wanted. you might just make their day.

chicklet

Actually, speaking of golf playing celbrities... Catherine Bell of JAG fame, who I like to lovingly refer to as "The World's Greatest Marine Corps Recruitment Poster" is apparantly an avid golf enthusiast. She plays in the celebrity open every year, IIRC.

...a series involving a female caddy...

Ahh, Caddyshack Jenny. Love that one. Has an over-the-top clueless blonde wife get a clue and have some fun getting her revenge on hubby.

 

[sirhugs]

I just have to note that the revival of this thread is just making me miss Chicklet more and more....

 

[JRaven]

I just have to note that the revival of this thread is just making me miss Chicklet more and more....

Gotta admit. When I started reading the thread and noticed Chicklet's post, the first thing I blurted out loud was, "Chicklet's back!" Then, I checked the date of her post.

Jenny

 

[theMasterBaiter]

Golf balls are about the right size and have interesting texture... I would guess they might be fun as "ben wa" balls. Also might be interesting to experiment with the different shapes of the putters and drivers as dildos. Cover with condoms to avoid infection, etc...

Playing any sport where the outcome decides who gets the sexual favors is always fun.

For those into BDSM, it might be fun to strap a slave to a leather golf... bag... what do you call those things? Where they put all the... stick... things... they use to hit the balls... You can tell I'm really into golf :rolls:.

It would be cruel (and dangerous) to use a pussy as a tee...

How about a sex theme mini-golf park? For the very kinky and rich: Using living slaves to make the obstacals.

...ahhh my mind just goes downhill fast doesn't it? (and yes, my spelling is horrible, get over it. )

 

[JP083]

I actually did it LOL

on the practice green behind the clubhouse with my date at my brother's wedding. Many moons ago might have been 15 or 16 LOL. Think she's a dyke now, could that have caused it? LOL