So, Ulaven Demorte admits to abusing his child

[Le Jacquelope]

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=22950984&postcount=13

I think we should be able to abort up until the age of 18.
Until that time children should be rised in a wooden barrel and fed through the bung. At the age of 18 we either let them out or drive in the plug for good.

Thank God he has no kids.

 

[Cade Is Here]

You two have something in common!!!

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

*LMAO*

Never read Heinlein have you?
I have two children, we just let the girl out of her barrel a few weeks ago. The boy still has 9 years to go.

 

[LateralMovement]

That's a little early if you ask me, Ulaven.......but you're probably just one of those Liberals who lets kids out of barrels all the time.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

ha - that's exactly what SirFace says!

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

ha - that's exactly what SirFace says!

Another Heinlein fan I take it.
I've read all of his books, some several times.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=22950984&postcount=13



Thank God he has no kids.

Wait, if I have no kids how could I abuse them?

It's a paradox! the world will end in 3...2...1...

Damn.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

*LMAO*

Never read Heinlein have you?
I have two children, we just let the girl out of her barrel a few weeks ago. The boy still has 9 years to go.

Dude, your so-called joke, as per your excuse, is in the very worst possible taste. You're just pathetic.

 

[OscarTheGrouch]

*LMAO*

Never read Heinlein have you?
I have two children, we just let the girl out of her barrel a few weeks ago. The boy still has 9 years to go.

Having a girl who was not raised in a barrel, I think you have the right idea.

 

[EternalWinter]

Dude, your so-called joke, as per your excuse, is in the very worst possible taste. You're just pathetic.

So-called joke?

Right, I'm sure he actually keeps his children in barrels. That's just absurd.



UD strikes me as more of a crate man.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Dude, your so-called joke, as per your excuse, is in the very worst possible taste. You're just pathetic.

Whatever dude. You're making yourself look like a moron. Do go on.

Go to the library, pick up a Heinlein book, learn something.
They probably have them on tape or CD if reading is too much of a hassle.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

So-called joke?

Right, I'm sure he actually keeps his children in barrels. That's just absurd.



UD strikes me as more of a crate man.

Plastic crates, it's easier to drill holes in than wooden barrels.

 

[OscarTheGrouch]

Plastic crates, it's easier to drill holes in than wooden barrels.

I keep a few dog cages downstairs for my children.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

On the scale of pseudo-outrage I give it a 6.

C'mon, LT. Give us your A game.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I keep a few dog cages downstairs for my children.

Are you kidding! Those things are too expensive for Children!

I use those for the important property, my Rottweiler.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

On the scale of pseudo-outrage I give it a 6.

C'mon, LT. Give us your A game.

With insanity like that, Lit doesn't warrant my A-game.

You know as well as I do that every parent jokes about how "I'm gonna kill those monsters" or some shit. But "they oughta be stuck in a barrel until age 18 and fed through the hole and if we don't like 'em..." ... that's when you notice that people have started looking at you like you're crazy.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

On the scale of pseudo-outrage I give it a 6.

C'mon, LT. Give us your A game.

He's just looking for something, anything to come at me about. Might as well get all lathered up over a quote from a book.

I admit it LT! I'm well read.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

He's just looking for something,

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/oliphant/oa048.jpg

 

[vixen4770]

Wait, if I have no kids how could I abuse them?

It's a paradox! the world will end in 3...2...1...

Damn.

Beating your children daily wards off nervous breakdowns in parents....Honest!

 

[LateralMovement]

... that's when you notice that people have started looking at you like you're crazy.

(Psst: It's not him they're looking at)

 

[EternalWinter]

Plastic crates, it's easier to drill holes in than wooden barrels.

I knew you were the practical sort. And they're easier to transport just in case you feel the need to let the little bastards see sunlight once every month or so.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I knew you were the practical sort. And they're easier to transport just in case you feel the need to let the little bastards see sunlight once every month or so.

Sunlight? Hell they're lucky if I let them out on a nice hot summer night. Moonless of course.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

With insanity like that, Lit doesn't warrant my A-game.

You know as well as I do that every parent jokes about how "I'm gonna kill those monsters" or some shit. But "they oughta be stuck in a barrel until age 18 and fed through the hole and if we don't like 'em..." ... that's when you notice that people have started looking at you like you're crazy.

What's nifty is this thread can later be used to identify those who didn't speak out against those who advocate child abuse - ye olde "iffen you're not agin it, you're for it."

Better game than I thought.

 

[EternalWinter]

Sunlight? Hell they're lucky if I let them out on a nice hot summer night. Moonless of course.

Actually, I think it's more fun just to take them into the living room and turn on a really bright lamp and tell them it's the sun. After a lifetime in the basement it's not like they can tell the difference. And boy do they freak out when I start flicking it on and off.

 

[OscarTheGrouch]

Are you kidding! Those things are too expensive for Children!

I use those for the important property, my Rottweiler.

Well, my dog does not stay in the crate, and I only have one now, so it would be a shame if they went unused.