So, today my mom is retiring.

[Liar]

Maybe it's time to admit I'm actually an adult.

 

[butters]

don't be scared.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Probably. My mother retired late last year.

Now I feel old.. Thanks.

 

[butters]

*smiles*

get over yourselves, guys - you been doin' the grownup stuff for years now, don't let it faze you.

my mother's 83 - doesn't stop me from feeling the same person i was way back when just means i know how to behave as an adult too.

 

[CandiCame]

Congrats for her, though!!

 

[butters]

has she any cool plans for her time now? a project she intends to get her teeth into?

 

[Liar]

has she any cool plans for her time now? a project she intends to get her teeth into?

Probably just taking it easy for a year or two. She got downsized three years ago and have been taking on shit temp jobs for shit pay since then. (plus being too stubborn to accept help from us kids) So today is a big relief. I'm bringing champagne.

 

[butters]

champagne's a good place to start.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Was she a special ed teacher?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No more tights?

No more Cap'n Hook?

No more Tinkerbelle?

 

[Liar]

Was she a special ed teacher?

Whut?

 

[Liar]

No more tights?

No more Cap'n Hook?

No more Tinkerbelle?

Whut?

 

[CHNOPS]

Is she usually outgoing?

 

[islandman]

Is she going to be someone else's mum now?

 

[eyer]

What mommy issue does a man possess...

...that drives him to post news of her retirement on a friggin' porn Board in order to garner accolades from a gaggle of perverts?

 

[CHNOPS]

Is she going to be someone else's mum now?

Yours was funnier than mine.

See that it doesn't happen again.

 

[Liar]

What mommy issue does a man possess...

...that drives him to post news of her retirement on a friggin' porn Board in order to garner accolades from a gaggle of perverts?

Dude, you're seriously sad.

 

[glynndah]

Maybe it's time to admit I'm actually an adult.

No! It's only time to admit she's actually an adult. You've still got lots of time.

 

[naughtycakes]

What did she do for a living before the temp jobs?

 

[renard_ruse]

What mommy issue does a man possess...

...that drives him to post news of her retirement on a friggin' porn Board in order to garner accolades from a gaggle of perverts?

Ouch, that stings.

Good one!

 

[butters]

What mommy issue does a man possess...

...that drives him to post news of her retirement on a friggin' porn Board in order to garner accolades from a gaggle of perverts?

Ouch, that stings.

Good one!

oh do fuck off, the sad pair of you

 

[islandman]

oh do fuck off, the sad pair of you

That's being kind in my opinion.

 

[butters]

That's being kind in my opinion.

i'm good that way.

 

[CandiCame]

heh- my mom doesn't work...

She's one of those people the republicans bitch about. Such a magnificent stereotype.

I don't plan on retiring. I'm going to be an Old Man NPC.

 

[renard_ruse]

heh- my mom doesn't work...

She's one of those people the republicans bitch about.

Republicans bitch about? I thought it was Democrats who hate stay at home moms?