So today I learned

[Sillyman]

So today I learned that dust bunnies can also be called "slut's wool".

Learn anything new today?

 

[Ginny]

that pizza is cheaper in California than Louisiana....

turtle and i just both ordered pizzas...

from Pizza Hut....

Both have coupons for $8.99 medium speciality pizzas...

We both ordered Pepperoni Lovers, light sauce, thin & crispy

My total is $10.71

His is $10.21

our sales tax is about the same....

i have some sorta cajun charge going maybe...delivery or check writing....weird, huh?....or his tax is lower than he thinks.....maybe his state tax is....


mmmmmmmm pizza......then we're watching "Say Anything" simultaneously.....yum yum fun....then we masturbate....


(and Jim if you read this....the delivery guy is getting 3 buckeroos in your honor.....wink.....)

 

[Sillyman]

That is kind of odd.

 

[Ginny]

<honking>

I cheese

 

[Purrde Flower]

Today I learned that Pink Lady apples are worth the 1.49 a lbs I spent on them. Yum

 

[Sillyman]

<honking>

I cheese

Something else intresting.


So Mz. Flower, what are Pink Lady apples?

 

[SpiceCake]

Today I learned...

that taking a nap without masturbating first is not a restful (nor is it as fun!).

 

[Purrde Flower]

Ever seen a Macintosh apple? They look like those.. The reddish pink mixed with large spots of green. They aren't very large either unfortunatly They taste delich though. Yum, so sweet and juicy. I didn't mind licking the sticky juice off of my fingers one bit. In face I did it 3 times! 3 times today i licked a Pink Lady off of my fingers!

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Today I learned...

that taking a nap without masturbating first is not a restful (nor is it as fun!).

I don't know how anyone manages to sleep without jacking off who isn't completely exhausted.

 

[Guest]

So today I learned that dust bunnies can also be called "slut's wool".

Learn anything new today?

Everyday has its blessings, you just have to really look and be opened to the discoveries you find.

 

[Guest]

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[goddess]

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Everyday has its blessings, you just have to really look and be opened to the discoveries you find.

That was me! I don't know why I wasn't signed in.

 

[Sillyman]

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(making mental note)
What if you nap @ work??

A nap a work is restful, but a nap at work after mastubating is doubly so.

 

[SpiceCake]

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(making mental note)
What if you nap @ work??

Well - I masturbate at work, then nap when I get home! I love my desk - provides ample cover!

 

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[SpiceCake]

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I hate cubicles......

I'm very fortunate to have a corner office with 2 windows and I have 2 desks! Call me lucky!

I'm not allowed to burn candles or anyting so I figure if the office smells like me, then that's even better!

 

[Sillyman]

I had to jack off in a parking lot. Get creative man. Form a plan.

 

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[SpiceCake]

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TWO desks??? wow... so you can alternate.
You are fortunate.

Yep - and when I can't touch myself - there's always the squeeze orgams. Not as intense, but mighty fine all the same!

So what did you learn new today, Maximus??

 

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[peachykeen]

I hope when I get a job, I can masturbate at it secretly too. Not as much fun now, not getting paid for the time and all.

 

[SpiceCake]

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I learned that I need to apply for the position of your assistant.

or is that to put myself in position to assist... I forget

With a name like yours, Maximus - I'd hire you to be my chair! How sweet would that be? Yummers!

 

[kiwiwolf]

Thursday night I learned never to trust your ex to put oil in the car. Always do it yourself.

 

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[Guest]

Today I learned. . .

- that Sillyman is always funny
- that my husband can still fuck me senseless
- that we apparently are having more sex than any other married couple we know
- that my 4 year old needs to stop pulling on his dick or it will come off!
- that our kitties are warm, friendly, and their litter boxes stink to high heaven
- that a hot bath and terrific sex can take care of most worries, at least for a time
- that this site has many wonderful people - and after several drinks, I LOVE EVERYONE!!!
- I'm sorry, where was I?