"So, there I was, fisting this chick..."

[Liar]

It's amazing the kind of conversations you overhear in the age of 3G video mobile phones that makes people talk extra loud to each other because they are no longer holding the damn things to their ears.

The sample in the title assaulted my innocent ears on the train ride home today. I mean some things should just stay the hell unsaid.

What is the most "should really be private"-thing you've been the unwilling witness to?

#L

 

[Guest]

well there was this time i over heard Absy talking about her enema experiences...

 

[NoJo]

What is the most "should really be private"-thing you've been the unwilling witness to?

#L

This thread springs to mind.

 

[Guest]

I wanna know what he said after that!

"So, there I was, fisting this chick, when in walked my 87 year old Grandma..."

 

[Liar]

I wanna know what he said after that!

"So, there I was, fisting this chick, when in walked my 87 year old Grandma..."

"So, there I was, fisting this chick, and she was like ohyeah and I was like huh-huh and then...listen to this ...and then, she was like OHYEAH, and I was like..."

Then I cranked up the volume on my mp3 player in order to regain some level of sanity.

#L

ps. You're cute in blue.

 

[Guest]

"So, there I was, fisting this chick, and she was like ohyeah and I was like huh-huh and then...listen to this ...and then, she was like OHYEAH, and I was like..."

Then I cranked up the volume on my mp3 player in order to regain some level of sanity.

#L

ps. You're cute in blue.

Oh, how disappointing for you. There could have at least have been a punchline in there somewhere.

You're a very sensible guy. Sometimes.


P.S. Thanks, babe!

 

[BlackShanglan]

This thread springs to mind.

*snicker*

Other threads spring to mind as well.

"So, there I was, fisting this chick, who happened to be my 87 year old Grandma..."

That wins for me.

 

[Guest]

That wins for me.

Scary shit.

Plot bunny for a story, perhaps? Which category, though? Mature or Incest?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Scary shit.

Plot bunny for a story, perhaps? Which category, though? Mature or Incest?

"Erotic Horror" if you ask me.

 

[kendo1]

So there I was, fisting this ostrich...

 

[cloudy]

So there I was, fisting this ostrich...

PMSL!!!!

 

[Guest]

"Erotic Horror" if you ask me.

I'd leave off the word "Erotic", love.

 

[kendo1]

Like the dress; brothers wedding?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

So there I was, fisting this ostrich...

And the ostrich was like:

Q_C

 

[BlackShanglan]

So, there I was, hoofing this ostrich ...

 

[Guest]

So, there I was, hoofing this ostrich ...

do you mind? im trying to listen to music here.
hrmf!
of all the nerve!

 

[BlackShanglan]

hrmf!

Sounds like you're joining into the theme of the thread to me.

 

[BigAndTall]

I once spoke (correction, yelled) to the person on the other side of a Nextell to let them know i did not give a fuck how much it was going to cost


The guy that the phone belonged to looked a little pissed at me....

 

[Softouch911]

I once spoke (correction, yelled) to the person on the other side of a Nextell to let them know i did not give a fuck how much it was going to cost


The guy that the phone belonged to looked a little pissed at me....

That's cuz his head was up the ostrich, no doubt.





Softouch

 

[mlady_france]

So, there I was, hoofing this ostrich ...
when along came this lion. . .

 

[Guest]

OK! Now stop it, all of you!!

I just spit Edy's Grand Lite Double Chocolate Brownie Ice Cream all over myself.


(Have you talked to Sub Joe about the ostrich thing, yet?)

 

[Quiet_Cool]

OK! Now stop it, all of you!!

I just spit Edy's Grand Lite Double Chocolate Brownie Ice Cream all over myself.


(Have you talked to Sub Joe about the ostrich thing, yet?)

Didn't know it was his ostrich...



Q_C

 

[BlackShanglan]

(Have you talked to Sub Joe about the ostrich thing, yet?)

Keeps turning me down, the coy bitch. He's just afraid I'll hoof and tell.

 

[Softouch911]

He's just afraid I'll hoof and tell.

Sort of brings a new meaning to sock puppets.




Softouch

 

[Guest]

Sort of brings a new meaning to sock puppets.


Softouch

Eep!


I do not believe I shall ever again look at my children's puppets in quite the same way.