So there I am. Wind blowing...

[PacificBlue]

parked on a hill. Home from the grocery store with my weekly stock of fruits and veggies. I reach in to take the bag out of the vehicle and the entire bottom rips out...things start rolling down the hill. My first thought...

MY PEARS!!! NOOOOOO!!!

I was so looking forward to their delicate, sugary flesh. Just the thought of how they were going to melt on my tongue and then having the sticky, sweet juice run down my chin was enough to have me drive straight home to enjoy one!

Dammit!

 

[Shaq]

Is windblowing anything like skinny dipping outside of water?

 

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I was so looking forward to their delicate, sugary flesh. Just the thought of how they were going to melt on my tongue and then having the sticky, sweet juice run down my chin was enough to have me drive straight home to enjoy one!

Dammit!

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Did you just fantasize having oral sex with a piece of fruit?

 

[PacificBlue]

Is windblowing anything like skinny dipping outside of water?

ummm...not sure. Just wanted to be clear that it is windy outside.

BTW ... I caught the other groceries that tried to escape.

MMUUUAAAHHHAAAAAA!!! <--- evil laugh

 

[PacificBlue]

Re: Re: So there I am. Wind blowing...

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Did you just fantasize having oral sex with a piece of fruit?

Ummm...no, but you did!

 

[Shaq]

ummm...not sure. Just wanted to be clear that it is windy outside.

BTW ... I caught the other groceries that tried to escape.

MMUUUAAAHHHAAAAAA!!! <--- evil laugh

The pears may have escaped but the day was not lost then.

*nods coldly at PB*

Eat them accordingly. Steam the rest if you must.

 

[JazzManJim]

BTW ... I caught the other groceries that tried to escape.

FREE THE GROCERY BAG SEVEN!!

 

[PacificBlue]

FREE THE GROCERY BAG SEVEN!!

There was only one bag of groceries.

I really wanted the pears and in looking at the apples, they look kinda bruised. Dang it.

The oranges, grapes, and grapefruit all look ok.

 

[JazzManJim]

I really wanted the pears and in looking at the apples, they look kinda bruised. Dang it.

BRUTALITY!! BRUTALITY!!

FREE THE GROCERY BAG SEVEN!!

 

[PacificBlue]

BRUTALITY!! BRUTALITY!!

FREE THE GROCERY BAG SEVEN!!

Smart Ass!